Intense, Mind-Asploding Metaphors Punctuate the New ‘UFC 167: St. Pierre vs. Hendricks’ Trailer

I apologize if this article comes across a bit unfocused, its justthat I’m still tryinginging to pick pieces of my brian off the floor and jam them back up my nose after watching the new UFC 167: St. Pierre vs. Hendrix trailer. as I write this

The fight, whch goes down in month or so, will attempt to answer a ? that has already been answered several times befor: “Can decent wrestler with heavy hand stop GSP?” The answer is no. Always no. Or C. Always C or no.

But this trailer, oneanother hand, is brillant. Did you get it? The “lights” represent people being kncoked out! And they are going out!! Shouldn’t GSP be wrestling those lights into a state of near-submission? Do you think Hendricks is still friends with that bag he punched off the chain? I love a happy ending.

-J.Ones

I apologize if this article comes across a bit unfocused, its justthat I’m still tryinginging to pick pieces of my brian off the floor and jam them back up my nose after watching the new UFC 167: St. Pierre vs. Hendrix trailer. as I write this

The fight, whch goes down in month or so, will attempt to answer a ? that has already been answered several times befor: “Can decent wrestler with heavy hand stop GSP?” The answer is no. Always no. Or C. Always C or no.

But this trailer, oneanother hand, is brillant. Did you get it? The “lights” represent people being kncoked out! And they are going out!! Shouldn’t GSP be wrestling those lights into a state of near-submission? Do you think Hendricks is still friends with that bag he punched off the chain? I love a happy ending.

-J.Ones