Tweets of the Week – 05/20

Apparently Cub Swanson is Hilarious@clayguida
has a heart of gold! He just donated his entire chest hair to Locks of Love.
#whywouldilie @UFC

I heard the
movie “Thor” was actually based on @BrianStann

I once saw
@CarlosCondit flying t…

Apparently Cub Swanson is Hilarious
@clayguida
has a heart of gold! He just donated his entire chest hair to Locks of Love.
#whywouldilie @UFC

I heard the
movie “Thor” was actually based on @BrianStann


I once saw
@CarlosCondit flying triangle a gorilla, that had escaped from the zoo
#whywouldilie

I once saw
@NathanMarquardt rip a guys arms off in practice! Then I was told to relax
cause it happens all the time. #whywouldilie @ufc  –Cub Swanson


Welcome to the 2K Club!

I wonder if
I get to 2000 followers before this weekend I’ll get an upgrade for the Rapture
this weekend #morelegroom

At 2000! I
knew a Rebecca Black reference would get me over the top. Thank you tweens!  –Daniel Downes


With One Click, You Can Help

Everyone
please help these well deserving UFC fighters if u can.its no walk on the beach
out there. God bless u all youtu.be/WtlVX69Sbv4  –Joseph Benavidez


BANG!

When I was
doing amateur kickboxn, id kick opponents in the groin to calm them down. #fact  –Duane Ludwig


POW!

My entire
life I have waited for #ZombieApocalypse. You allowed to hide behind me and my
friends as your nightmare turns into our fantasy.  –Tim Kennedy


CLIP?

I wish I
could extreme coupon but I just don’t have the time these ppl are crazy  –Brian Bowles


It’s Called Ambience!

You know
you’re in the @UFC office when you see bloody canvases just lying around
yfrog.com/h0776rjqj  –Amir Sadollah


Out but not Down

Thanks guys!
I’ll be good, gonna take care of this and I’ll be back to impress. I promise a
war and a KO to my next opponent. You guys rock!  –Bart Palaszewski

Thank you
all. Everyone who has sent messages of support. I truly appreciate it. Nothing
is more disappointing than not getting to compete.  –Mac Danzig


Damacio with the One-Up

@CubSwanson
@DiegoDBaca  I have a wallet made of chupacabra skin! 
Damacio Page

First Rule of Project Rampage…
Since so
many people r talking about my interviews,if I’m asked stupid questions u will
get a certain interview,others get funny interviews  –Quinton
Jackson


Dogs 101

I thought it
was a good idea to follow my dog into eagle creek today cuz it’s so nice out.
Jumping in was a bad call.  –Patrick Healy

#Why is it
that dogs (maybe not all) prefer water bottles over actual toys?  –Sarah
Kaufman


Always
.
WAR
@DiazBrothers209  –Cody McKenzie


Papa Machine

Sleeping
beauty! http://yfrog.com/gz4aswwj  –Mark Hominick


Birthday Bruisers

Thanks for
all the birthday wishes so it’s my turn to give something back; so in about one
hour episode 3 will be online!  –Alistair Overeem

I’m 30!!
Thank you for the happy birthdays!  –Georges St-Pierre

In honor of
@danhardymma‘s birthday, here are some classic cars as modeled by @duanebangcom
http://lockerz.com/s/102340939UFC


Good Eye!

Soooo can
ne1 tell me why cartman is dressed like @PhilMrWonderful on southpark this
evening? twitpic.com/4zj3vx  –Dominick Cruz


Unexpected Support

gutted for
chael sonnen, people make mistakes.He paid his dues and should be allowed to
continue with his career. Real shame for the guy.  –Michael Bisping


Ultimate Legend

Did a very
good, fun tv interview at “attack of the show”, about the Ultimate
Royce Gracie new DVD. twitpic.com/4z1rnj  –Royce Gracie


Fighters Riled Up

I gotta stop
knocking people out in the gym!!!!!!  –Jason Young

Watching @ufc unleashed on spike .. Cant wait to fight !  –Josh Grispi

Junior is
the legit #1 Contender in the @UFC for a reason. I am honored he would accept a
fight with me. I will be ready for this fight.  –Shane Carwin

Pain beats
feeling regret any day!!!!! Going for the gold… #FB  –Anthony Pettis