According to the ancient Mayans, the end of the world is near. Our world will crumble in 2012, but not because of tectonic plates or earthquakes like those naked wizards predicted. No, Godzilla is not going to destroy our buildings and eat us all, either.
You see, planet earth will be destroyed due to the immense amount of sexiness that will be produced by the ring girls of the sport of MMA. This is something that no ordinary scientist can predict, but I have a very rare piece of technology that has led me to this theory.
It’s called the sexbot 5000, and three years ago I inserted this technology directly up Sarah Jessica Parker’s nose. The machine detects sexy waves and will grow larger as it picks up more beautiful radiation.
Parker’s nose grew exponentially within that three-year time frame, and it appears that her nose is set to explode as the machine detects more waves in the coming year.
Oh well, if you’re going to die, then that is surely the way to go out.
MMA is home to some of the most beautiful women in the entire world. UFC Octagon girls are so unbelievably hot that even the goddesses of Mt. Olympus are jealous of their assets.
Arianny Celeste, Chandella Powell and Brittney Palmer are certainly top notch, but it’s time to add a new girl to the team.
Enter Stephanie Ann Cook, a blonde bombshell from Las Vegas, Nevada, and the most ambitious young woman you’ll ever meet.
If anyone should be next in line to wear that UFC bikini, it should be her—and here are 10 reasons why.