Friday Links: Matt Brown Drops an R-Bomb (?), Vitor Belfort Goes Hard on Instagram, The Rock Smacks Down Bullies + More


(Our friend Georgie wrote a “Hot Mess Guide” to surviving the summer, and it’s awesome, and you should all read it here.)

Video: Despite Best Effort, UFC on FOX 12’s Matt Brown Puts Foot in Mouth Again (MMAJunkie)

That’s Not How You Cut a Promo, Vitor… (CP Twitter)

…Okay, That’s a Little Better (MMAFighting)

Report: MMA Fighter Cleared of Jan. 1 Homicide Charge in New Mexico (Sherdog)

Corissa Furr to Guest Ring Card for Bellator Tonight; #SPIKEFORCE Transformation Continues (BabesofMMA)

Renan Barao Says He Woke Up in the Locker Room at UFC 173 (BleacherReport)

30 Femme Fatales That You’d Totally Love To Get Your Ass Kicked By (AskMen)

Screen Junkies Show: The Rock Smacks Down High School Bully (ScreenJunkies)

10 Cutest Kids in Cosplay (Mommyish)

Video: Joe Moravsky Breaks ‘American Ninja Warrior’ Course, Sets Record Time (Radass)

The 50 Funniest Caucasian Gangster Photos Of All Time (WorldwideInterweb)

Interview: Cali Carter Discusses the Highs and Lows of Porn Life (EveryJoe)

The 20 Dumbest Criminals of All Time (PopHangover)

3 People You Always Meet in MMORPGs (DoubleViking)

Amusing Catfight Goes Next Level With Greatest Moment in GIF History (Guyism)


(Our friend Georgie wrote a “Hot Mess Guide” to surviving the summer, and it’s awesome, and you should all read it here.)

Video: Despite Best Effort, UFC on FOX 12′s Matt Brown Puts Foot in Mouth Again (MMAJunkie)

That’s Not How You Cut a Promo, Vitor… (CP Twitter)

…Okay, That’s a Little Better (MMAFighting)

Report: MMA Fighter Cleared of Jan. 1 Homicide Charge in New Mexico (Sherdog)

Corissa Furr to Guest Ring Card for Bellator Tonight; #SPIKEFORCE Transformation Continues (BabesofMMA)

Renan Barao Says He Woke Up in the Locker Room at UFC 173 (BleacherReport)

30 Femme Fatales That You’d Totally Love To Get Your Ass Kicked By (AskMen)

Screen Junkies Show: The Rock Smacks Down High School Bully (ScreenJunkies)

10 Cutest Kids in Cosplay (Mommyish)

Video: Joe Moravsky Breaks ‘American Ninja Warrior’ Course, Sets Record Time (Radass)

The 50 Funniest Caucasian Gangster Photos Of All Time (WorldwideInterweb)

Interview: Cali Carter Discusses the Highs and Lows of Porn Life (EveryJoe)

The 20 Dumbest Criminals of All Time (PopHangover)

3 People You Always Meet in MMORPGs (DoubleViking)

Amusing Catfight Goes Next Level With Greatest Moment in GIF History (Guyism)

Holy Sh*t, Tito Ortiz’s New Training Compound is Off the Chain, Yo [VIDEO]


(Rule #1 Tito: ALWAYS check for an Adam’s apple before you make your move.) 

When we first heard that former UFC lightweight champion Tito Ortiz had purchased Oscar De La Hoya’s training compound, with only one fight left in his career, mind you, we just wrote it off as the kind of business decision that got him fired by Donald Trump. But if you know anything about “The People’s Champ,” you know that the guy more than makes up for his interview skills with business savvy. We may not be sure of the exact figure Tito dropped on this Big Bear Lake-side abode, but you only need to catch a glimpse of the place to realize it was worth it.

Fair warning: the euphoric feeling you will receive as the incredibly gorgeous, CagePotato-loving Corissa Furr leads you around this rustic villa on the latest episode of Ultimate Insider will immediately be followed by the crushing realization that you will NEVER live in a place so nice no matter how hard you try.

Video after the jump. 


(Rule #1 Tito: ALWAYS check for an Adam’s apple before you make your move.) 

When we first heard that former UFC lightweight champion Tito Ortiz had purchased Oscar De La Hoya’s training compound, with only one fight left in his career, mind you, we just wrote it off as the kind of business decision that got him fired by Donald Trump. But if you know anything about “The People’s Champ,” you know that the guy more than makes up for his interview skills with business savvy. We may not be sure of the exact figure Tito dropped on this Big Bear Lake-side abode, but you only need to catch a glimpse of the place to realize it was worth it.

Fair warning: the euphoric feeling you will receive as the incredibly gorgeous, CagePotato-loving Corissa Furr leads you around this rustic villa on the latest episode of Ultimate Insider will immediately be followed by the crushing realization that you will NEVER live in a place so nice no matter how hard you try.

First off, was anyone aware that Ortiz and Jenna Jameson were back together? The last we remember, these two were going at it on Twitter like a pair of attention-whoring celebutants. Secondly, what in holy Hell has happened to Jenna Jameson’s face? It looks like some Tijuana back alley surgeon stretched a piece of bologna over Gwyneth Paltrow’s elbow for Christ’s sake. That is not the same woman that captured America’s penises hearts with her acting talents just under a decade ago.

As if the house wasn’t enough to make you turn green with envy, one look at Ortiz’s car collection might just make you curse the heavens above for giving you the body structure and fighting ability of a thirteen year old girl. Not that we could relate, because the CP staff is built like the O’Doyle family and treats the rest of the MMA world as such. But anyway, a Rolls Royce Phantom, which Ortiz describes as “like a house on wheels, literally, that’s how much it cost” and 2012 Porsche rest outside his training facility, along with a few vehicles Ortiz probably didn’t have the time to talk about — apparently he isn’t aware that bitches really give it up for a Ford Fiesta covered in Spice Girls stickers from the previous owner.

Around the three minute mark you will find that *spoiler* De La Hoya actually built two houses on the grounds, the second of which contains yet another billiards table, a monster-sized jacuzzi, and a double staircase straight out of Scarface. All I’m saying is, if I had a place like this, not even the hundred men or more described in Toto’s “Africa” could drag me away from it. Then again, if the old hag I am currently throwing it to ever has the common decency to croak already, I may just get that opportunity.

Ortiz, on the other hand, will get the opportunity to retire Forrest Griffin from life at UFC 148, which goes down from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on July 7th.

J. Jones

20 Minutes Alone With Ring Card Girl Corissa Furr

(Photo provided by Corissa Furr/Keith Selle)

By Jason Moles

It’s not every day you get twenty minutes alone with a professional model, so when you get the opportunity, you make damn well sure you spend your time wisely. That’s exactly what I did earlier this week when I interviewed former Strikeforce ring card girl, Corissa Furr. You’ve probably seen her on Entourage, MANswers or gracing the pages of FHM and Maxim. Most recently, she hosted an ‘MTV Cribs’-esque segment on The Ultimate Insider when she took you through the luxurious home of UFC welterweight Josh Koscheck. We discussed her favorite fighter, women’s MMA, and the lamest thing to be shouted at her while cage side. Enjoy the interview and the new pics Corissa sent us.

CagePotato.com: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to talk with me. First things first, how in the world does a smart girl from small town Maryland find herself parading around a cage in a bikini while holding up a round card for money?

Corissa Furr: I don’t know. You know, it’s not something I ever thought was going to happen. I was never one of those girls who was like, you know, “I wanna be a model.” I kind of got into it accidentally. My roommate at the time was doing a photo shoot and then the photographer was like, “Let me take some head shots of you.” And that was the beginning of it I guess. I started traveling for different companies, doing tours nationwide and I’ve always been a fan of MMA and boxing and stuff like that so when opportunities came my way, of course I took advantage of them. Who wouldn’t want to be sitting cage side watching the fights and getting paid?

CP: What’s the lamest thing a guy has yelled out at you while you’re up there holding cards?

By Jason Moles

It’s not every day you get twenty minutes alone with a professional model, so when you get the opportunity, you make damn well sure you spend your time wisely. That’s exactly what I did earlier this week when I interviewed former Strikeforce ring card girl, Corissa Furr. You’ve probably seen her on Entourage, MANswers or gracing the pages of FHM and Maxim. Most recently, she hosted an ‘MTV Cribs’-esque segment on The Ultimate Insider when she took you through the luxurious home of UFC welterweight Josh Koscheck. We discussed her favorite fighter, women’s MMA, and the lamest thing to be shouted at her while cage side. Enjoy the interview and the new pics Corissa sent us.

CagePotato.com: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to talk with me. First things first, how in the world does a smart girl from small town Maryland find herself parading around a cage in a bikini while holding up a round card for money?

Corissa Furr: I don’t know. You know, it’s not something I ever thought was going to happen. I was never one of those girls who was like, you know, “I wanna be a model.” I kind of got into it accidentally. My roommate at the time was doing a photo shoot and then the photographer was like, “Let me take some head shots of you.” And that was the beginning of it I guess. I started traveling for different companies, doing tours nationwide and I’ve always been a fan of MMA and boxing and stuff like that so when opportunities came my way, of course I took advantage of them. Who wouldn’t want to be sitting cage side watching the fights and getting paid?

CP: What’s the lamest thing a guy has yelled out at you while you’re up there holding cards?

CF: Oh gosh, you know you always have those guys who are what we call ‘bad apples’ that stick out. I remember this one fight at Strikeforce: Henderson vs. Feijao, they changed the formation for this card. Before, we would always walk around the outside of the cage. For Henderson – Feijao, we had to remain stationary between rounds which makes it harder to dodge the heckling because you’re in one spot looking in the same direction the whole time. For this one fight, there was this group of like four to five guys, who were of course all drunk, and every time a girl would go up to their corner they would scream, “Show us you tits!” Of all the things you could say, I mean, what am I gonna do – just put down the card and lift up my shirt? That’s the stupidest thing to yell out. Of all the things you could say, that is the stupidest for sure. [Ed Note: It was you, Rex, wasn’t it?]

CP: I’m sure the guys who yell out things like that are real winners.

CF: (Laughing) Right. Like if they would have asked me to blow them a kiss, I could maybe make that happen, but “show me your tits”? No. Good luck with that.

CP: You’ve seen your fair share of live fights. Which one sticks out in your memory the most?

CF: Wow, that’s tough. Umm… There’s a lot of good fights I’ve had the opportunity to see. It’d probably be Strikeforce: Henderson vs. Feijao, not only because it was such an amazing fight, and I’m a fan of Henderson, but because I’m a fan of Feijao and Anderson was there in his corner for that fight. Everyone knows I’m a big Silva fan, it’s no secret to anyone who knows me and that I love Anderson Silva. It was also my first time doing MMA ring card duties for Strikeforce because I just won the contest. So all of the weekend’s experiences, doing the Arnold, meeting the “Govena” and Anderson in the hotel lobby, and watching all of the fights definitely made this a memorable night for sure.

CP: You say you’re a big fan of Silva, but is it true that you named your dog, Spider?”

CF: (Laughing) It is true! Actually, Spider is on my lap right now sniffing the phone. (more laughing)

CP: Are you a fan of women’s MMA and if so, would you ever compete?

CF: Yeah, absolutely! The women have put on some of the most amazing fights I have ever seen. When Meisha took the title from Marloes, I was rooting for Marlose because I’m a really big fan of hers. And then Meisha vs. Rousey was an amazing friggin’ fight – I mean, I was on the edge of my seat jumping up and down for that fight. I defiantly have a huge appreciation for the women in this sport; they know they have something to prove which is why they’re monsters in the cage.

Me particularly, I would like to train but my schedule is just so crazy and just doesn’t allow for something like that. But I would be open to training; I like the Muy Thai discipline and the others ones that are focused on striking. I’m only a hundred pounds, dude, and I don’t even know if they have a weight class for me, but if they do, then maybe.

CP: It takes a lot to keep up with such a hectic lifestyle with all of the travel you do for appearances. Do you hope to someday become a UFC Octagon girl or do your aspirations soar far above the blood and sweat of MMA?

CF: Yeah, all the traveling can take its toll. I just like to keep mixing it up; it keeps me from getting bored – like this week, I’m doing the Mayweather fight. I like doing different things; it keeps me on my toes. An Octagon girl? Sure, it’s totally a dream job of mine. It’s no secret I’m a fan of the sport and that I watch every single UFC fight that is televised and I even watch the facebook prelims. I pretty much watch every fight I possibly can when I’m not working. And when I am working, I dvr them and I tell all of my twitter followers not to tweet any spoilers. Potato Nation make it happen! I’m hosting a segment on the Ultimate Insider on Fuel TV this week with Koscheck and that was a huge pleasure working with the UFC and all the production staff. As a fan of the sport, I would love to continue hosting, doing analytics and that stuff as a career. Even having a permanent spot on Ultimate Insider would be amazing.

CP: Speaking of Ultimate Insider, earlier this week, fans had the chance to check out Josh Koscheck‘s crib when you gave them a tour on The Ultimate Insider. Is this going to be an ongoing segment and what was “Kos” really like?

CF: First question – I don’t know yet, but I sure hope so. I have a few different ideas of a few things I’d like to do. You know, Ultimate Insider has different things each week, it’s not just the same format. They’re trying to shake it up a bit with the fighters to give the viewers a different look at the fighters, which is what I really love about the show.

As far as Koscheck goes, he has such a bad rap in the MMA world and he’s not ashamed to admit that he’s the most hated guy in MMA. I don’t know why, I personally like him. He’s a cool guy in real life and he’s soo nice. We got along great and he’s just a super nice guy. He’s got a bad rap and doesn’t deserve it. I’ve got nothing but nice things to say about him. He’s awesome.

CP: Alright, I’m sure the CagePotato comments section want to know, are you single and if you are, how should a very brave fight fan approach you if he’s looking to get to know you better?

CF: My answer to this question, as always, is “selectively available.” For guys, as far as advice, and I know it sounds cliche, is be yourself because the number one thing I don’t want is for you to approach me and have some sort of game you spit at me – and what if I give in and say sure and we go on a date with you and then I find out what you’re really like. I want you to be the same guy as when I first met you. Don’t try to spit something fake at me. The only way you’re ever going to have a chance is by being who you are, because eventually the real you comes out. Be yourself, have some confidence in who you are (we don’t want shy guys), and have a good sense of humor because I’m very sarcastic and I’m gonna be cracking jokes at you all night, (laughing) so don’t take them the wrong way. The other thing is you can’t be a jealous guy. When you’re with a pretty girl, guys are gonna hit on her and you can’t overreact. At the end of the day, she’s coming home to you and that’s that matters, right?

CP: One last question, Corissa. On May 19, the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix comes to a close with Josh Barnett and Daniel Cormeir squaring off to determine which guy gets a UFC contract next. Who ya got and why?

CF: Whoa, man, that’s a tough one. I’m trying to be more impartial in case I interview one of these guys, you know. All I can say is DC has been taking a lot of people by surprise and I think he may still continue to surprise a lot of people.

CP: Is there anything else you’d like to add?

CF: First and foremost, I always gotta thank the fans!! MMA fans are seriously the best! And I am one, so I love you all! In addition… Of course I want to thank all the companies I’ve worked with along the way on this wonderful journey — UFC, Positive Image Video, Ultimate Insider, Strikeforce, Showtime Sports, Fighting Famous, Rick and Danny, BJPenn.com, Tito Ortiz (for being my first MMA interview, ever!), Josh Koscheck (for letting me invade his home) FIGHT! Magazine, Fight Chix, Punishment Athletics, and anyone else I may have forgotten who has shown me support… If I continue, I’ll be rambling for hours!! I can never show all of my adoration and appreciation! Oh, and last but not least, CagePotato… I love you guys!

You can try your luck with Corissa here:

www.twitter.com/CorissaFurr

www.facebook.com/modelCorissaFurr

Hot Potato: 11 Photos of MMA Gals Celebrating the Holidays

(Full gallery is after the jump)

You’re like family to us, Potato Nation, and after looking over your wishlist we knew just what to get you this year. True, we’ve given you a holiday-themed Hot Potato gallery before, but whether you’re a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Festivus kind of guy we doubt you’ll complain.

You’re like family to us, Potato Nation, and after looking over your wishlist we knew just what to get you this year. True, we’ve given you a holiday-themed Hot Potato gallery before, but whether you’re a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Festivus kind of guy we doubt you’ll complain.

Wednesday Morning MMA Link Club: Jones = Tebow, Overeem Returns to Holland, Ortiz Wants Rubber Match With Forrest + More


(Corissa Furr drinks Blue Moon? I drink Blue Moon! OMFG, #soulmates.)

Some selected highlights from our friends around the MMA blogosphere…

More Details Emerge on Mystery MMA Fighter Who Thwarted Chicago Carjacking (MMA Mania)

BJ Penn Column: The Never-Ending Evolution of Mixed Martial Arts (BleacherReport.com/MMA)

– Jon Jones: Less Like Jordan, More Like Tebow (Five Ounces of Pain)

– Alistair Overeem Leaves Xtreme Couture (5th Round)

– Tito Ortiz Wants His Last Fight To Be A Rubber Match With Forrest Griffin (FightLine)

– The Top Ten Train Fights in Train Fight History (MiddleEasy)

– Bellator Moving To Friday Nights On MTV2 In 2012 (MMA Convert)

– On Second Thought: Michael Bisping’s Wise U-Turn on Fighting Anderson Silva (Fight Opinion)

– Jon Jones Thinks Rashad Evans Has a Suspect Chin (MMAFighting)

Check Out This Original UFC 1 Ad From 1993! (The Fight Nerd)

Anthony Johnson on Vitor Belfort Fight: Somebody’s Getting Carried Out on a Stretcher (Lowkick.Blitzcorner.com)

WWE Network Set For April 1 Launch (MMA Payout)


(Corissa Furr drinks Blue Moon? I drink Blue Moon! OMFG, #soulmates.)

Some selected highlights from our friends around the MMA blogosphere…

More Details Emerge on Mystery MMA Fighter Who Thwarted Chicago Carjacking (MMA Mania)

BJ Penn Column: The Never-Ending Evolution of Mixed Martial Arts (BleacherReport.com/MMA)

– Jon Jones: Less Like Jordan, More Like Tebow (Five Ounces of Pain)

– Alistair Overeem Leaves Xtreme Couture (5th Round)

– Tito Ortiz Wants His Last Fight To Be A Rubber Match With Forrest Griffin (FightLine)

– The Top Ten Train Fights in Train Fight History (MiddleEasy)

– Bellator Moving To Friday Nights On MTV2 In 2012 (MMA Convert)

– On Second Thought: Michael Bisping’s Wise U-Turn on Fighting Anderson Silva (Fight Opinion)

– Jon Jones Thinks Rashad Evans Has a Suspect Chin (MMAFighting)

Check Out This Original UFC 1 Ad From 1993! (The Fight Nerd)

Anthony Johnson on Vitor Belfort Fight: Somebody’s Getting Carried Out on a Stretcher (Lowkick.Blitzcorner.com)

WWE Network Set For April 1 Launch (MMA Payout)

Video: Corissa Furr Interviews Tito “The People’s Champ” Ortiz

Certified hottie Corissa Furr of Fighting Famous was recently able to score an interview with the mixed martial artist formerly known as “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy,” Tito Ortiz, in the midst of training for his upcoming bout with Antonio Rogerio Nogueria at UFC 140. Ortiz was quick to correct Furr when introduced as such, claiming to have taken on a more positive, Sanchezian outlook on life, in order to show that “through hard work and dedication you can achieve anything in this life.” Though this kind of mentality can do wonders for the soul, be wary Tito, it can reek havoc on one’s appearance.

Tito goes on to state that he “doesn’t even talk trash to fighters anymore.” Some of you will likely find yourself scratching your head after reading and/or hearing this statement, and rightfully so, considering the shit storm of verbal warfare Ortiz came at Rashad Evans with before his last fight in the UFC. But that was like, 4 months ago, you guys. Time has a way of changing people. So while you’re at it Tito, go ahead check the whole flinch test at the weigh-ins off that list of as well.

We’ll try and decipher the enigma-wrapped-riddle that is Ortiz’s syntax after the jump. 

Certified hottie Corissa Furr of Fighting Famous was recently able to score an interview with the mixed martial artist formerly known as “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy,” Tito Ortiz, in the midst of training for his upcoming bout with Antonio Rogerio Nogueria at UFC 140. Ortiz was quick to correct Furr when introduced as such, claiming to have taken on a more positive, Sanchezian outlook on life, in order to show that “through hard work and dedication you can achieve anything in this life.” Though this kind of mentality can do wonders for the soul, be wary Tito, it can reek havoc on one’s appearance.

Tito goes on to state that he “doesn’t even talk trash to fighters anymore.” Some of you will likely find yourself scratching your head after reading and/or hearing this statement, and rightfully so, considering the shit storm of verbal warfare Ortiz came at Rashad Evans with before his last fight in the UFC. But that was like, 4 months ago, you guys. Time has a way of changing people. So while you’re at it Tito, go ahead check the whole flinch test at the weigh-ins off that list of as well.

Some highlights: 

On the UFC on FOX deal: “Just to see that Dana White and Lorenzo Fertita have worked so hard to get UFC where it is, giving us fighters an opportunity to fight on a main stage as Fox…and Fox picking us up, I’m very thankful.” (Oh, how the tides have turned.) 

On his positive attitude: “I took a lot from my own book, I’ve been through so much hard stuff through my life and I’ve kind of seen the positive note of, ‘you surround yourself with great people and positive people and great things turn out from that,’ and I think I learned that on myself.”

On fighting three times in a year: “I’ve gone through major surgeries [and] been able to get back in the gym and push myself in training. I’m excited. I just want to get in the cage again. After fighting Ryan Bader and beating him and then coming in against Rashad *looks to camera* who had 14 months to prepare for it, and it shows why he’s the number one contender. I put on a great fight. I almost caught him in a submission, he defended it well, and now I’m fighting little Nog…my hands are full but I plan on getting my hands raised.”

On fighting in front of Canadians for the first time: “I heard its crazy in Toronto and I can’t wait for it. I have great support through my Canadian fans who go to *website plug* *clothing company plug*…and I’m very thankful for my Canadian fans, so they get to see me live in Toronto.”

On Pride vs. UFC and fighting Shogun: “Now that we’re all together, I think it don’t matter about the past, it’s all about the future of fighting the best. Little Nog is one of the best, Shogun IS one of the best…Time will come for everything, I think, and I think right now it’s just December 10th.”

On possibly becoming “Comeback Fighter of the Year”: “I don’t know, I think beating Bader already showed I was the comeback fighter of the year. I never went anywhere, I just got through some major surgeries and any other athlete would have quit…I got Submission of the Night against Ryan Bader, I got Fight of the Night against Rashad Evans, let’s try to get knockout of the night against little Nog.”

-Danga