Who Wants to See Snooki in the Cage? (VIDEO)

Snooki did some cartwheel back flips and slammed into Michelle McCool at Wrestelmania 27. As a female, I’m sad to say, we’re about the same height and she’s double my weight yet she’s in better shape than I am. I could barely stop drop and roll should there be a misfortune that I happen to […]

Snooki did some cartwheel back flips and slammed into Michelle McCool at Wrestelmania 27. As a female, I’m sad to say, we’re about the same height and she’s double my weight yet she’s in better shape than I am. I could barely stop drop and roll should there be a misfortune that I happen to catch on fire.

We know Wrestlemania isn’t really real, but if Snooki could cut some of her excess weight, we’d like to see her mix it up with Michelle Waterson.

Um… This Should be Porn.

Our favorite new website, MMACandy.com has put out a series of the best MMA instructional videos we’ve ever seen! I feel like I could really learn something here… If I could only stand up, I’d give it a try.

Our favorite new website, MMACandy.com has put out a series of the best MMA instructional videos we’ve ever seen! I feel like I could really learn something here… If I could only stand up, I’d give it a try.

Other Ring Girls Need Our Love Too!

Man, nothing drives home how sad it is when hardworking people lose their jobs like when we’re reminded of the Bodog Fight Girls (pictured above) who were casualties of the fight promotion, which closed in 2008 due to losses of reportedly 38 million dollars. Though we can no longer express our love to the Bodog […]

Bodog Fight Girls

Bodog Fight Girls

Man, nothing drives home how sad it is when hardworking people lose their jobs like when we’re reminded of the Bodog Fight Girls (pictured above) who were casualties of the fight promotion, which closed in 2008 due to losses of reportedly 38 million dollars. Though we can no longer express our love to the Bodog Girls, we at Fix feel it’s necessary not to always focus on our favorite UFC girls and to shower all MMA ring girls with our deepest affections.

And now a photo tribute to MMA Ring Girls, some from promotions we’ve heard of and some…not:

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Some Girls We Don't Know
Sengoku Ring Girls
Warfare X Ring Girls
Rockstar Ring Girls
Some More Girls We Don't Know
Dream Girls
Tuff-N-Uff Girls

Arianny Celeste is Good in a Threesome

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got […]

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:

Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got this threesome:

Anne Rivera,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Anne Rivera, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then I honestly have no clue why Anne Rivera split the team, but we also lost Ali Sonoma as she went off to almost marry this guy, (which makes us wonder how insane she must be). But that lead us to this threesome:

Arianny Celeste,  Edith Labelle,  Logan Stanton

Arianny Celeste, Edith Labelle, Logan Stanton

And then Edith Labelle got fired for being drunk and hungover and missing UFC 100 or something so we were given this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Holly Madison,  Arianny Celeste

Logan Stanton, Holly Madison, Arianny Celeste

But Holly Madison was just a surprise replacement and not really an option ’cause she’s a celebrity so they held a search for the next UFC Ring Girl and we got, this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Arianny Celeste,  Natasha Wicks

Logan Stanton, Arianny Celeste, Natasha Wicks

Then some bad shit must have happened and we were told part of it had to do with this interview Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks gave to us saying Josh Koscheck faked an eye poke: here and so they were released from their contracts and then we got Chandella Powell and we were still okay with it ’cause we didn’t lose Arianny but then we were like, “Hey UFC! Can we please get another girl?” and UFC said, “Hold on, we’re absorbing WEC and by the first of the new year you’ll get this threesome“:

Chandella Powell,  Arianny Celeste,  Brittney Palmer

Chandella Powell, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer

We like our 2011 trio quite a bit, but we have to admit, we still miss the original three. Props to UFC for always knowing that no matter what threesome you give us, it better include Arianny Celeste.  But if we could…we’d go back here again:

Ali Sonoma,  Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste

Ali Sonoma, Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste

MTV’s “Teen Mom 2? Star Wants to be the Next Gina Carano?

Props to TMZ for all the MMA love lately. First we get their exclusive picture of Clay Guida funneling beer and now we get this awesome video of some star of MTV’s “Teen Mom 2” kicking some girl’s ass in the front yard. She’s not bad. Looks like she learned to jab from GSP himself. […]

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Props to TMZ for all the MMA love lately. First we get their exclusive picture of Clay Guida funneling beer and now we get this awesome video of some star of MTV’sTeen Mom 2” kicking some girl’s ass in the front yard. She’s not bad. Looks like she learned to jab from GSP himself. Watch the video (then go buy your daughter birth control pills): here.

Remember When Jenna Jameson Was Really Hot?

Tito Ortiz is on tap to face Ryan Bader at UFC 132 this July. And, as we all know, behind every great man should be a really great looking woman. But these days, Jenna Jameson’s been looking like this:

Now we have news for you, Jenna. This is Tito’s last UFC fight if he doesn’t miraculously […]

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Tito Ortiz is on tap to face Ryan Bader at UFC 132 this July. And, as we all know, behind every great man should be a really great looking woman. But these days, Jenna Jameson’s been looking like this:

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Now we have news for you, Jenna. This is Tito’s last UFC fight if he doesn’t miraculously pull a win over Bader here. And though, we’re sure an Ortiz victory isn’t a very likely outcome in this fight, we believe it’s your duty to fix yourself up a little more…just in case it could help Tito. Your looks could make the difference! Maybe put on a little weight, even. You were looking better a few years back with the fuller figure. Here, if you can’t remember exactly what that looks like, we’ll help you out. Here’s some photos of you that we hope inspire you to get yourself together and show up looking good for your man come this July 2nd. No worries, you have time…

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