MMA’s favorite charity, It Ain’t Chemo is holding their Annual Celebrity and Silent Auction right after UFC 143 weigh-ins on February 3rd at the House of Blues inside Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. Several items will be up for auction, including the Main Event Interim-Welterweight contender, Carlos Condit‘s very own fight shorts, which is a great gift for a woman or even a man, which is not a reflection of any possible homosexuality but is rather, simply an honor to own a badass fighter’s shorts.
Also up for sale are a roster of the MMA elite. Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture, Forrest Griffin, Greg Jackson and Clay Guida are among the men you could score for a hot date or ask what’s wrong with your choking technique. Chandella Powell, Natasha Wicks, Stephanie Ann Cook, that busty Tracy Lee, and even XXX film star, Dylan Ryder (is this your kind of charity or what?) are among the ladies you could try to lure home and ask to practice that choking technique. Just tell them, “It’s called foreplay, honey. Don’t you women want that?!?!? Damn, Cosmo.”
The IAC Celebrity and Silent Auction will be hosted by Dave Farra and Karyn Bryant. So get your pocket books ready to support an amazing organization that helps people with cancer. Now that’s a Valentine’s gift.