Lamb to the Slaughter: Cody McKenzie vs. Chad Mendes Booked for UFC 148 in July


(You have no idea how right you are.) 

What in the name of Science is this bullshit? Fresh off a victory over Marcus LeVesseur at UFC on FUEL 3, it has been announced that the inventor of the deadliest guillotine choke known to man, TUF 12 veteran Cody McKenzie, will be making his featherweight debut at UFC 148, which transpires from the MGM Grand Garden Casino in Las Vegas on July 7th. Welcoming him to 145 lbs will be…Chad Mendes? Didn’t he just fight JOSE F’ING ALDO FOR THE F’ING TITLE?! Did McKenzie piss off Dana White, or is this Karma’s way of punishing him for making Josh Koscheck look like even more of a clown on the set of TUF 10? If it’s the latter, then Karma is a dick. A high school Letterman jacket wearing, clove cigarette smoking, man ass motorboating dick.

As we all know, McKenzie has won 11 of his 13 professional victories by way of his signature vice-grip like submission, aptly dubbed “The McKenzietine,” which has earned him a spot amongst the greatest one-trick ponies of all time. Mendes, on the other hand, has never been submitted, and is coming off the first blemish of his career, which came via brutal first round knockout to Aldo. Why it was decided that these two should face off is nothing short of baffling.


(You have no idea how right you are.) 

What in the name of Science is this bullshit? Fresh off a victory over Marcus LeVesseur at UFC on FUEL 3, it has been announced that the inventor of the deadliest guillotine choke known to man, TUF 12 veteran Cody McKenzie, will be making his featherweight debut at UFC 148, which transpires from the MGM Grand Garden Casino in Las Vegas on July 7th. Welcoming him to 145 lbs will be…Chad Mendes? Didn’t he just fight JOSE F’ING ALDO FOR THE F’ING TITLE?! Did McKenzie piss off Dana White, or is this Karma’s way of punishing him for making Josh Koscheck look like even more of a clown on the set of TUF 10? If it’s the latter, then Karma is a dick. A high school Letterman jacket wearing, clove cigarette smoking, man ass motorboating dick.

As we all know, McKenzie has won 11 of his 13 professional victories by way of his signature vice-grip like submission, aptly dubbed “The McKenzietine,” which has earned him a spot amongst the greatest one-trick ponies of all time. Mendes, on the other hand, has never been submitted, and is coming off the first blemish of his career, which came via brutal first round knockout to Aldo. Why it was decided that these two should face off is nothing short of baffling.

When assessing McKenzie’s performance after his career-saving win, we came to the conclusion that he “isn’t exactly ready for a huge step up in competition” and should face someone like Reza Madadi to see where he stands. Although dropping to 145 lbs. surely changes things up for him a bit, matching him against one of the most elite guys in the division for his debut seems a little harsh, don’t you think? Can you imagine how insane the odds are going to be for this fight when UFC 148 rolls around? Cyborg/Yamanaka insane would be our prediction.

And while we’re fantasizing, suppose McKenzie somehow manages to choke Mendes into next week, what does the UFC do with him then? If Erik Koch can earn a title shot with a win over Jonathan Brookins a year ago, #RallyforMcKenzie campaigns are going to be popping up on the Twitter accounts of every Deadliest Catch and Ice Road Truckers cast-member overnight. Tins of Grizzly chewing tobacco are going to quadruple in value, and children are going to start guillotining each other on playgrounds across the nation. It will be complete and utter chaos. Sean Shelby, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!

The full lineup for UFC 148 (minus some changes that we will be made aware of this evening) lies below.

Preliminary Card:
Melvin Guillard vs. Fabricio Camoes
Gleison Tibau vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov
Shane Roller vs. John Alessio
Riki Fukuda vs. Constantinos Philippou
Chad Mendes vs. Cody McKenzie
TBD Renan Barao vs. Ivan Menjivar

Main Card:
Demian Maia vs. Dong Hyun Kim
Rich Franklin vs. Cung Le
Tito Ortiz vs. Forrest Griffin
Urijah Faber vs. TBD *cough* Renan Barao *cough*
Chael Sonnen vs. Anderson Silva

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UFC on Fuel 3 Results: Dustin Poirier Smiled and The Korean Zombie Struck

Dustin Poirier successfully executed a “lateral and upward movement” of his facial muscles a second before receiving the fateful blow from The Korean Zombie Chang Sung Jung. In short, he smiled and got hit real bad. Jung instantly reacted w…

Dustin Poirier successfully executed a “lateral and upward movement” of his facial muscles a second before receiving the fateful blow from The Korean Zombie Chang Sung Jung.

In short, he smiled and got hit real bad. Jung instantly reacted with his own upward movement, of his right arm; a powerful uppercut that sent Poirier backpedaling involuntarily into the Octagon fence.

Here’s an account of what turned out to be the last round of the last fight of UFC on Fuel TV 3, from Brian Knapp of Sherdog.com:

In the fourth, Jung cracked him with a searing right uppercut and backed it up with another flying knee. Out of desperation, Poirier dove for a takedown, leaving his neck exposed in the process. Jung sprawled, deftly locked in the [brabo] choke and finished it. The crowd erupted with its approval.

And Jung ended up having the last laugh, or smile.

Still, we really can’t blame Poirier for making “a facial expression which may show amusement” when he did it, as he was coming off his most successful round in the third.

Poirier got thrown down and suffered a head cut from Jung’s elbow strike in the first round. In the second, he was struck by a flying knee and a series of uppercuts before barely escaping multiple submission attempts, including a couple of triangle chokes.

In the third round, however, the Korean seemed to live up (or die down?) to his nickname and zombified. Apparently worn out, Jung limited himself to a standup striking mode, and Poirier had the upper hand in landing more punches.

In fact, Jung said post-fight, “He had me in trouble at the beginning of the third round. The thought of giving up was in my head, but I just kept going, and I came out with the win.”

Poirier may have thought he had seen the best—or worst—from a “fading” Jung. After surviving the first two rounds and winning the third, momentum and superior cardio were already seemingly on his side.

Thus, the beaming smile.

Now, smiling during a fight is a known psywar tactic, largely to mock an opponent to throw him off his game.

It could mean, “There’s nothing you can do to hurt me,” or “I’m gonna get you now,” or “That’s your best shot?!”

In Poirier’s case, it could have been his way of saying, “Now it’s my turn…” to sleep.

Some people are blessed with magnetic smiles, and Poirier is one of them.

Unfortunately, it attracted the wrong steel, a weapon spearheaded by four knuckles.

And that missile was far more accurate and formidable than the aerial joke launched by North Korea a month ago.

 

All quoted words used in defining “smile” were taken from “The New Lexicon Webster’s Encyclopedic Dictionary of the English Language (1993 edition),” and I’ve had this book for years and it’s only now that I realize it’s got a long title!

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Wikipedia Takes a Shot at UFC on FUEL Events

Wikipedia has taken a shot at the UFC. The online encyclopedia has deemed that the first UFC on FUEL event is unworthy of having its own Wikipedia page and is contemplating deletion of the other FUEL event pages.The subject was brought up for discussio…

Wikipedia has taken a shot at the UFC. The online encyclopedia has deemed that the first UFC on FUEL event is unworthy of having its own Wikipedia page and is contemplating deletion of the other FUEL event pages.

The subject was brought up for discussion on April 30, and the page was officially deleted on May 16. 

However, the pages for the other FUEL events are still intact…for now. The entire log of complaints and arguments can be seen on the Wikipedia discussion page for the very first UFC on FUEL event, UFC on FUEL TV: Sanchez vs. Ellenberger.

The main argument the Wikipedia editors/UFC on FUEL detractors use is this: Wikipedia guidelines prohibit pages that are tantamount to routine sports statistics/coverage seen on your average sports websites. Thus, individual sports games don’t get their own pages (unless of course, that game is sufficiently notable—something the likes of the infamous Heidi Bowl).

Thus, the page about the first UFC on FUEL events was, in the eyes of the editors, little more than a rehash of the mainstream, regular sports coverage about the event and therefore worthy of deletion. After all, does each boxing match on EPSN event get its own page? 

Furthermore, guidelines for assessing the notability of events dictate that for an event to be notable, coverage of it has to extend past the short news cycle, have in-depth coverage that extends beyond typical sources for the topic and have wide-reaching consequences. 

Attempts to restore the page have so far proved futile, as indicated by the crossed-out or otherwise-refuted comments in the discussion page. 

And it gets worse: The FUEL event pages that haven’t been removed yet are now candidates for deletion. Both the UFC on FUEL 3 and UFC on FUEL 2 pages may not last to the end of the month.

It’s unfortunate this had to happen to the UFC, and it’s a bit of a slap in the face that the UFC on FUEL pages are no longer considered notable, especially after the latest events drew dismal ratings.

Hopefully, UFC fans can storm Wikipedia and convince them they erred by not supporting the UFC on FUEL Wiki pages, lest the history of the sport is controlled by nerdy tinpot dictators seeking to extend the size of their…egos. 

 

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Early Breakdown of Jose Aldo vs. Chan Sung Jung

With an impressive win over Dustin Poirier, Chan Sung Jung has made quite the statement for himself in the Featherweight division of the UFC. Now on a three-fight win streak, “The Korean Zombie” has his sights set on taking out Jose Aldo, t…

With an impressive win over Dustin Poirier, Chan Sung Jung has made quite the statement for himself in the Featherweight division of the UFC. Now on a three-fight win streak, “The Korean Zombie” has his sights set on taking out Jose Aldo, the current 145 lbs champ. 

This is not only his third win in a row, but his third impressive win. The first was the UFC’s first ever Twister submission, and the second was the second-fastest knockout in the UFC’s history. To top it off, he now has added a D’arce choke following an incredible battle with Poirier. 

Jose Aldo will be facing Erik Koch at UFC 149, so in order for this matchup to happen, Aldo must retain his title against Koch, who is riding a four-fight win streak. Since it is hard to bet against the champ, especially Aldo, let’s assume he keeps his belt for this purpose. 

In the blue corner you have Jung, who has shown his dynamic and diverse set of skills and is willing to put everything he has into his fights. He is great on the ground, and does not mind slugging it out on the feet. Appropriately nicknamed “The Korean Zombie”, Jung will take punishment and keep pressing forward. While his style is sluggish at time, it creates an unorthodox style that is not typically expected. 

In the red corner you have Aldo, who has proven time and time again his athleticism and explosive strikes. His leg kicks are lethal, and he is quick to throw unorthodox strikes himself. While he is a black belt in BJJ, he has not needed to use his ground game too often. Most of his finishes come by way of his hands or knees. Ranked high in the pound-for-pound lists, Aldo reigns supreme over his division and has shown very little sign of losing his belt anytime soon. 

Jung may have not yet faced an opponent like Aldo, but his unique style and versatility could pose a problem for Aldo. Typically, the technique would win, but having an opponent that does not fight like everyone else, sometimes can cause issues for even the best of fighters. It is like when you play a video game you are very good at and the person you are playing against is so non-technical, it actually works for them a little. 

If Jung can get this fight to the ground, he is clever and quick enough to find a submission. If this stays on the feet, Jung could very well have a short night. Jung has been knocked out cold from a vicious head kick before, and that was an experience that had him rethinking his life path. One thing is almost certain, and that’s you will probably see some knees thrown in this fight. Flying knees are no stranger to either man’s repertoire, and doing so quickly. 

This fight will be an interesting style matchup, since while both are technical, but Jung is in a much more relaxed and awkward way. Aldo will want to use his quickness and legs for this matchup, and Jung will look to get in close and take him down. If this fight does get made, it will be a big seller, since both men are very popular and very talented. This fight has tremendous “fight of the night” potential.

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A Call to Arms: The UFC Needs Your Help!

On Tuesday night, UFC fans were treated to an incredible night of action on the main card of UFC on Fuel 3. The Korean Zombie showed the world that he has evolved into a legitimate member of the MMA elite as he used vastly improved striking and ground …

On Tuesday night, UFC fans were treated to an incredible night of action on the main card of UFC on Fuel 3. The Korean Zombie showed the world that he has evolved into a legitimate member of the MMA elite as he used vastly improved striking and ground work to dictate the pace against Dustin Poirier.

The bout itself was highly entertaining with several near finishes and strong action from both fighters. Without question, fans will point to the contest as the moment where The Korean Zombie transformed from a tough fighter with a kickass nickname into a full-fledged title contender. Unfortunately, no one saw it.

Well, almost no one.

Yesterday, MMAJunkie.com confirmed with industry sources that UFC on Fuel TV 3 garnered a meager 173,000 viewers. Those numbers are not indicative of the UFC fan base, as Pay Per Views rarely attract less than 300,000 buys. Let me reiterate: buys, not viewers. Assuming PPVs are purchased by a group of four friends who split the cost, you’re looking at more than one million views on an undesirable card.

Fox is a fantastic partner for the UFC. Through association, they provide legitimacy within the mainstream that money can’t buy. With the prized 18-35 male demographic as a primary viewer, this deal was made in heaven for fight fans.

Part of the agreement included the production of events on FX and sister network Fuel TV. While FX is an established network with ultra-popular original programming like Sons of Anarchy and Rescue Me, I am not alone in saying that I was unaware of the existence of Fuel TV until the beginning of their relationship with the UFC.

Is it that the star power isn’t on Fuel? I’m sure that has something to do with it. The featherweight division isn’t tremendously popular, nor do they have any breakout stars until now. Outside of the main event, the biggest star on the card was Donald Cerrone—hardly a household name. However, the UFC is smart enough to save their marketable talent for events that people can actually tune in for.

The biggest culprit here is the fact that Fuel TV is simply not available to many MMA fans. While Fuel TV is available in 36 million homes nationwide, it is far below the national standard. In comparison, Spike TV is available in 96.1 million homes. As a Comcast customer myself, I have called several times and written a handful of emails in an attempt to demand that they offer UFC programming in its entirety.

Unfortunately, I am just one man.  That is why the UFC needs your help. That is why your favorite lower-tier fighters need your help. That is why I need your help.

If everyone who reads this article is willing to send an email to their cable or satellite provider and demand Fuel TV, we can send a big message that this isn’t a problem that they can afford to ignore.

It’s a simple solution to a problem that affects us all. Keep in mind that the UFC is putting more than 2,000 hours of programming on Fuel in 2012 which includes live fights, post-show events and several countdown and preview events.

Right now, go to the website of your television provider and go to their Contact Us section. Writing an email takes only a few minutes. Make sure you tell them that you pay them good money every month and that you demand to have Fuel TV as part of your television package.

The voice of one is easily ignored. The voice of 10,000 is not.

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UFC on Fuel TV 3 Results: Post-Fight Matchmaking for the Entire Fight Card

The UFC delivered the goods at a rare Tuesday event for UFC on Fuel TV 3, which featured a matchup between top featherweight contenders Chan-Sung Jung and Dustin Poirier. In one of the most entertaining fights of the year, Jung separated himself as one…

The UFC delivered the goods at a rare Tuesday event for UFC on Fuel TV 3, which featured a matchup between top featherweight contenders Chan-Sung Jung and Dustin Poirier. In one of the most entertaining fights of the year, Jung separated himself as one of the leading candidates for a 145-pound title shot by submitting Poirier in the fourth round.

Donald Cerrone also made a big statement in what probably should have been the card’s co-main event against Jeremy Stephens. For three rounds “Cowboy” displayed superb striking and battered the face of his opponent.

With their wins Jung and Cerrone have set themselves up for big fights in the near future. Let’s take a look at who Jung, Cerrone and the rest of the UFC on Fuel TV 3 competitors should meet in their next Octagon appearance.

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