Tweets of the Week – 5/3

The Catchphrase That Will Never Die
Let me bang, bro! #mma #ufc #tuf   –Gilbert Jamal Smith ‏

I do let u bang!! l hkbm –Clint Hester ‏

Did Someone Say Bang?
Someone wants to attend the upcoming @BANGMuayThai seminar in Tennessee. pic.twitter.com/r5DaxzOIaX  –Duane Ludwig ‏

Tweets About Cats
Please don’t forget to bombard @IKEVF with pictures of your cat today. Also #FF that awesome bastard 🙂 pic.twitter.com/4rFlVhITeg  –Julie Kedzie ‏

MUST HAVE pic.twitter.com/CHomfE5CT4 –Daron Cruickshank ‏

My wife just told me to take the cats to the vet… We still have cats ? –Forrest Griffin ‏

Now, Did You Just Summon a Cocktail Waitress?
Raise your hand if you live in Vegas? –Kelvin Gastelum ‏

He’s Talking About a Movie… Probably
Holy crap I just watched @CungLe185 rip a dudes arm off! We should all be thankful that isn’t in the unified rules –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Danny Didn’t Order the Whine
Cutting weight is part of the job description.
Ive seen 10-year-old boys put plastics on, cut 4 pounds & not say a word. #ManTheFUp –Danny Castillo ‏

Charmed Life
Believe it or not, this is considered “work” http://instagram.com/p/Y0wOqsBEWt/
–Ronda Rousey ‏

J-Lau Just Gave Us the Finger
It might be sprained… #stupidfinger http://instagram.com/p/Y0aOACqb67/  –Joe Lauzon ‏

Albuquerque is Surreal
Random/creepy Albuquerque park table decoration. #landofenchantment http://instagram.com/p/YybKXisTYG/  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

Mayor McCreepy
I love the fact that I can walk around Costa Mesa and get so much love from random people. Shop owners to HS kids always make me smile  –Ian McCall ‏

Gangsters and Murderers
The real man talk face to face! http://youtu.be/5xir5HN24e8  quero ver se vai matter a disposicao no cara!!! Lets go!!!  –Wanderlei Silva ‏

Or “real men ramble incoherently face to face, and occassionally one of them nods and smiles to be nice.”  @wandfc  –Chael Sonnen ‏  

BaderWatch
On the street, me. in the sand, hasslehoff. RT @rickdawson88: who would win in a fight between @DavidHasselhoff or @ryanbader?  –Ryan Bader ‏

Kick Everyone and They Won’t Notice Your Hair
My wife just took a chunk out of my hair. pic.twitter.com/dZ87D9fdDg  –Duane Ludwig ‏

‘Cause it’s a Good Cause
Help vets with traumatic brain injury or PTS by following @MakeItVisible  –UFC ‏

The Catchphrase That Will Never Die
Let me bang, bro! #mma #ufc #tuf   –Gilbert Jamal Smith ?

I do let u bang!! l hkbm –Clint Hester ?

Did Someone Say Bang?
Someone wants to attend the upcoming @BANGMuayThai seminar in Tennessee. pic.twitter.com/r5DaxzOIaX  –Duane Ludwig ?

Tweets About Cats
Please don’t forget to bombard @IKEVF with pictures of your cat today. Also #FF that awesome bastard 🙂 pic.twitter.com/4rFlVhITeg  –Julie Kedzie ?

MUST HAVE pic.twitter.com/CHomfE5CT4 –Daron Cruickshank ?

My wife just told me to take the cats to the vet… We still have cats ? –Forrest Griffin ?

Now, Did You Just Summon a Cocktail Waitress?
Raise your hand if you live in Vegas? –Kelvin Gastelum ?

He’s Talking About a Movie… Probably
Holy crap I just watched @CungLe185 rip a dudes arm off! We should all be thankful that isn’t in the unified rules –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Danny Didn’t Order the Whine
Cutting weight is part of the job description.
Ive seen 10-year-old boys put plastics on, cut 4 pounds & not say a word. #ManTheFUp –Danny Castillo ?

Charmed Life
Believe it or not, this is considered “work” http://instagram.com/p/Y0wOqsBEWt/
–Ronda Rousey ?

J-Lau Just Gave Us the Finger
It might be sprained… #stupidfinger http://instagram.com/p/Y0aOACqb67/  –Joe Lauzon ?

Albuquerque is Surreal
Random/creepy Albuquerque park table decoration. #landofenchantment http://instagram.com/p/YybKXisTYG/  –Quinn Mulhern ?

Mayor McCreepy
I love the fact that I can walk around Costa Mesa and get so much love from random people. Shop owners to HS kids always make me smile  –Ian McCall ?

Gangsters and Murderers
The real man talk face to face! http://youtu.be/5xir5HN24e8  quero ver se vai matter a disposicao no cara!!! Lets go!!!  –Wanderlei Silva ?

Or “real men ramble incoherently face to face, and occassionally one of them nods and smiles to be nice.”  @wandfc  –Chael Sonnen ?  

BaderWatch
On the street, me. in the sand, hasslehoff. RT @rickdawson88: who would win in a fight between @DavidHasselhoff or @ryanbader?  –Ryan Bader ?

Kick Everyone and They Won’t Notice Your Hair
My wife just took a chunk out of my hair. pic.twitter.com/dZ87D9fdDg  –Duane Ludwig ?

‘Cause it’s a Good Cause
Help vets with traumatic brain injury or PTS by following @MakeItVisible  –UFC ?