Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his “one”-of-a-“kind” “perspective” to UFC on Fox 18 all the way from Parma, Italy where due to a janky Internet connection only about 89 percent of his genius takes on a hard night of losses and the reality that these most perfectly represent three poles of loss can actually be heard. Four Star hotel he’s staying in be damned. But soldier through the dead spots and afterward there’ll be a quiz regarding who has been Lost Battalion’d, who has been Phantom Tollboothed and who is Major Tom’d. And by quiz we mean in the comments. And yes: Nazis are back. Courtesy of Mr. Phil Anselmo.