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Whenever an athlete fails for Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs), one of the first questions is always, who knew? Did their coach know? What about their teammates? Their strength and conditioning coach? What about their manager?
MMA manager Ali Abdelaziz, who manages such fighters as Kamaru Usman, Cody Garbrandt, Khabib Nurmagomedov, and Frankie Edgar, is getting ahead of these questions. He says he knows at least 5 people who are on EPO. Are they his clients, one wonders?
TJ going through what he’s going through. He’s already dealing with a lot of problems. But @Cody_Nolove those 2 losses should be no contests. Usada doing a horrible job testing guys for EPO, I know at least 5 ppl who are on it
TJ going through what he’s going through. He’s already dealing with a lot of problems. But @Cody_Nolove those 2 losses should be no contests. Usada doing a horrible job testing guys for EPO, I know at least 5 ppl who are on it
— Ali Abdelaziz (@AliAbdelaziz00) April 10, 2019
He is referring, of course, to TJ Dillashaw’s positive test for EPO, and the revelation in the aftermath that USADA doesn’t test for EPO as part of their standard routine; it requires a special test that they do not always run. They retested a sample from before the Cejudo fight that also came back positive for the substance. This raised the question, if a retroactive test came back positive for the period prior to, say, a fight with Cody Garbrandt, should that result be overturned? We know how Garbrandt’s manager would vote.
While we are talking about the figures surrounding fighters who might have knowledge of their EPO habits, this statement from Dillashaw’s strength and conditioning coach is remarkable. It must be read to be believed.
Suffice it to say that when you start out a sentence “As a man of few words”, and the rest of that sentence is “preferring passion and belief as a shield to be carried out upon, I am bemused to careless and reckless dialog for no other purpose than to make myself heard among the masses plagued by willful ignorance”, you already lost credibility.
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Dillashaw certainly has people talking, including Georges St. Pierre’s coach Firas Zahabi.
You raised your hand in victory but what a fraud. My upmost respect to all fighters who compete clean! You are the best of the best even though you are sometimes overshadowed by drug pumping pretenders. Fight clean or ban them for life.
— Firas Zahabi (@Firas_Zahabi) April 11, 2019
Lobov fails to see how Dillashaw is suffering.
2 year ban but he keeps all that he made while cheating?! Thats not punishment, thats a holliday!!!
— Artem Lobov (@RusHammerMMA) April 10, 2019
I’ll believe it when I see it. Yoel Romero vs. Paulo Costa seems like it might turn out to be one of those Cursed Matchups that are too good for this plane
Paulo Costa is ready to return and hoping to fight Yoel Romero once and for all in June, I’m told. Romero is down, too. As is UFC. Just have to lock in a date. It won’t be Chicago.
— Ariel Helwani (@arielhelwani) April 11, 2019
I honestly can’t tell if this picture of Ben Askren’s hair is real or not
Hair is all natural too! pic.twitter.com/eMnlKy77gV
— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) April 11, 2019
Max Holloway is the man.
Short excerpt from a sit-down I did with Max Holloway in Atlanta. Talking about his first title fight against Jose Aldo. This was a blast. We went through his career, got into all kinds of things. I’ll post more clips soon, plus the whole thing later this week. pic.twitter.com/Fx5GYWTdby
— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) April 11, 2019
Good to know who tops McGregor’s number one enemy list.
A lot!
But not as many as when we take out Zubaira. https://t.co/VeDmAliHrH— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) April 11, 2019
There is a good chance that Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway is fought at the most furious pace in UFC history.
.@DustinPoirier says at #UFC236 open workouts that Max Holloway matchup “might be the best fight you’ve ever seen.” He may be right.
— Mike Bohn (@MikeBohnMMA) April 10, 2019
Ben Askren suggests a new way for Cris Cyborg to smash watermelons.
@Benaskren you guys know each other? pic.twitter.com/vFOfqSRYOi
— OpinonatedMMA (@OpinionatedMMA1) April 10, 2019
I have purchased American Watermelons and will try this challenge again this weekend.
— CRIS CYBORG (@criscyborg) April 10, 2019
TMZ got the wrong guy from the Van Heusen commercial. Not Stephen Thompson!
‘When the kicks came with punches’ is an excellent short story title
This is amazing
Khabib’s anti-bullying PSApic.twitter.com/YZI721Vjoy
— E. Casey Leydon (@ekc) April 11, 2019
Random Land
It is a day for stylized language applied to very ordinary scenarios
In 1607, a British MP’s fart in the House of Commons was memorialised in a poem (extract below). pic.twitter.com/4VTdH2M1jQ
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 10, 2019
It’s nearly summer again
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