Hey, you know what goes great together? I mean besides peanut butter and chocolate, Mr. Dessert Pants.
Alcohol and explosives!
Yep, it’s that time of year again, when Americans get drunk and shoot fireworks into the sky — and each other — to celebrate the fact that jerk-faces like Michael Bisping don’t run this great country.
Instead, we have jerk-faces like Donald Trump!
Since I have a rack of ribs that needs my full attention, I can’t be wasting my time with today’s headlines, so I will instead open up the floor to you, loyal MMAmania.com reader, to discuss anything and everything in the comments section below.
As always, I ask that you keep it PG-13 so that I don’t have my own personal fireworks on Friday morning. Until then, I wish you all a Happy Fourth of July and remember that shooting off fireworks is like fighting in MMA.
Protect yourself at all times!