Boney Boney Battery and Dadashev Death – IF I DID IT

June M. Williams

Welcome to IF I DID IT where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world (insert hand gesture) not beyond. Join your host, the indubitable Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide …

IIDI, If I Did It, Jon Jones, Cris Cyborg, Amanda Nunes, MMA Public Relations

June M. Williams

Welcome to IF I DID IT where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world (insert hand gesture) not beyond.

Join your host, the indubitable Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators”, and his guests, the infamous Eugene S. Robinson, from ozy.com, the OZY CONFIDENTIAL PODCAST and author of “Fight, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You Would Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking” and of course rounding out the team we have the illustrious John S. Nash, our Chief Financials Columnist, Co-Host of the Show Money Podcast, also known as “the man who knows everything there is to know about the history of MMA”; Collectively, your MMA Puncholes.

This week the Puncholes have something to say about…

  • You’re the OOF-SEE (UFC). What do you have to say about the strip club battery charges levied against your Light Heavyweight Champ Jonny Boney Joney, live and in public, if you will? – 0:50 video, 1:07 audio
  • You’re Cris Cyborg. Win, lose, or draw, when Joe Rogan has his mike in your face this weekend, will you respond to or ignore Dana White’s claim that you won’t fight Champ-Champ Amanda Nunes again because you’re “afraid to lose”? – 16:50 video, 17:08 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM – 24:50 video, 25:03 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: LOST BATTALION – 32:30 video, 32:47 audio

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO & AUDIO podcasts.

“We’ll be back next week with another installment of If I Did It and we don’t know what we’ll be talking about yet, because the PR mistakes have yet to be made.”


Welcome to another episode of IF THE SHOES FIT; a non-MMA show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken…the chagrined…the kerfuffed! Join along while Alexei, Eugene and Nate discuss PR issues in the world…

Now let’s get to stepping!

  • Step into the shoes of Al Franken. THE NEW YORKER re-litigated your Senate departure and folks are fuming, and so are you, telling the NEW YORK TIMES “I’m angry at my colleagues who did this, i think they were just trying to get past one bad news cycle”. Should you follow OJ’s lead with a little gettin’ even to do, or is this article and #NeverGillibrand enough to sate your thirst for vengeance, live and in public, if you will? – 0:47 video, 35:49 audio
  • Step into the shoes of Boris Johnson. You’re Britain’s next Prime Minister after winning 92,153 votes in a country of 66 million. With #NotMyPM trending, how can you Brexit better than Theresa? – 9:54 video, 44:56 audio
  • REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM – 14:45 video, 49:45 audio
    REGULAR FEATURE: #MISTYAF – 22:54 video, 57:54 audio

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO & AUDIO podcasts.

“Until next week, no matter how tight, loose, or uncomfortable, remember these words: on this show, the shoes always fit, so we can never acquit.”


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*intro/outro music on the SoundCloud production of If I Did It/If the Shoes Fit was provided by OxBow, starring Eugene S. Robinson.

The MMA Puncholes, Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes
June M. Williams
The MMA Puncholes: Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes