Tweets of the Week – 1/6

Strikeforce: Rockhold vs JardineHere at the press conference for my Showtime fight on Saturday. goo.gl/fb/y2xMd  -Keith JardineWho’s this guy? Life size my ass! lockerz.com/s/171609011  -Luke RockholdIts coo tho. I’m coo wit SF. Just gonna ke…

Strikeforce: Rockhold vs Jardine
Here at the press conference for my Showtime fight on Saturday. goo.gl/fb/y2xMd  –Keith Jardine

Who’s this guy? Life size my ass! lockerz.com/s/171609011  –Luke Rockhold

Its coo tho. I’m coo wit SF. Just gonna keep winnin.  –King Mo

Great thing about call in radio interviews Jordan doesn’t have to do his hair lol pic.twitter.com/30kavHY6  –Jordan Mein

“My feeling out process is punching you in the face as hard as I can.” Mauro Ranallo really enjoyed that one at the interview yesterday  –Tyler Stinson

Bring your Hot Sauce to the Gym
Indianapolis tomorrow, see everyone on the matt. @MattMitrione is allowing me to teach a class on swag & making bomb ass tacos.  –Miguel Angel Torres

Ultimate Pets
And this is my #badass dog pic.twitter.com/GfZwtsz5  –Ronda Rousey

That awkward moment when ur dog poops in front of another dog owner, and ur not carrying a poop bag! SMH -__-  –Danny Castillo

I couldn’t think of a better way to bring in the new year than with my best friend whiskers!! pic.twitter.com/gintJqJE  –Dustin Poirier

As If a Truck Could Stop Joey Beltran
I feel like I got hit by a truck just gotta push through today then I get Saturday & sunday off. But today is a ruff one sparring then s&c.  –Joey Beltran

Normal in What Sense?
Doing a neurological exam for my fight. Wish me luck as I try to fool the doc that I’m normal!  –Duane Ludwig

Watching Johny Hendricks?
I have a severe case of beard envy. It’s a real thing look it up  –Forrest Griffin

Dan Hardy’s Date with a Model
Excellent. pic.twitter.com/vyiRlWL7  –Dan Hardy

Wash it First
I have decided I will only follow @ForrestGriffin when he lets me wear the exact outfit from his last book cover. #TomFollowForrest  –Tom Lawlor

The Joys of Fatherhood
Haha just realized I can ride in the carpool lane when my baby is in my car. It’s like she’s a real person  –Ian McCall

The Brief Comedy Career of Volkmann
Don’t worry I wont plan my speeches any more for after my fights, ill just wing it. Im a bad joke teller. Sorry @ufc @joerogan   –Jacob Volkmann