(Step 1: MIRRORS.)
Ladies and gentlemen (actually, just gentlemen), today is your lucky day, because you are about to learn how easy it is to become a UFC fighter. None other than TUF 8 runner up and rubber armed badass Vinny Magalhaes came across this instructional video last night and tweeted it for the world to see.
Simply put, if you have any aspirations of becoming an MMA UFC fighter, it would be idiotic not to watch this video, for it provides more insight into the world of mixed martial arts in a minute and a half than years of training and dedication could ever accomplish. Where Red Bull and The Secret failed, this video will succeed.
We have no clue what the true purpose behind this video was, but it did inform us that all it takes to become a UFC fighter is the following:
1. A big heart
2. A “club” that offers MMA training
3. At least one jump rope
4. At least one spin bike
5. Endurance that will last five three minute rounds
6. A UFC coach to personal trane you. We recommend this guy.
And there you have it, folks. Now get out to your local clubs and start lifting weights, but don’t forget to train endurance, cardio, and stamina as well. Because you might think you’re strong, but strength isn’t always what’s going to get you…
…and before you know it, you’ll have “the perfect match for a perfect fight.”
-J. Jones