Tweets of the Week – 5/11

Zombie Vs. Diamond Tuesday on FuelTV!I put my blood sweat and tears into my work. Next Tues I will show you what happens when somebody dedicates themselves to fighting. #fb  -Dustin Poirier4 days out #UFConFuel3 video blog http://youtu.be/GG5aOmsG…

Zombie Vs. Diamond Tuesday on FuelTV!
I put my blood sweat and tears into my work. Next Tues I will show you what happens when somebody dedicates themselves to fighting. #fb  –Dustin Poirier

4 days out #UFConFuel3 video blog http://youtu.be/GG5aOmsGYHs Check it out! @ufc @fueltv @ReubenDuranUFC @fightdoc21 @danawhite @lorenzofertitta  –Jeremy Stephens ?

Will fight for tacos! –Alex Soto ?

Team Alpha Weirdo
At the TUF gym in Vegas. Watching @LancePalmer & @chadmendes workout. #Weirdos http://instagr.am/p/Kf3stHJ1Uz/  –Danny Castillo ?

UFC’s Experimental “Fighter-Clone Program”
Headed to strength & conditioning w/ @aaronsimpson getting pumped listening to Keith Sweat #twisted  –Ryan Bader ?

huh? I’m in Flagstaff. Are you lifting with another @aaronsimpson? Damn you!!! @ryanbader  –Aaron Simpson ?

Tough Love
8yrd niece:Y dont u buy other types of donuts 4 evry1 2 eat.Y do u only buy Choc Glaze? Me:how abt u get ur own $ & buy ur own donuts lol  –Nam Phan ?

She Looks Thrilled
My dog squishy in her new outfit………lol http://pic.twitter.com/HhOIp1hZ  –John Alessio ?

Creepy & The Mouse
Up bright and early in Hawaii gonna get some grub then do some lap swimming in the ocean. Sharks beware of the mouse….squeak!!!!!!!  –Demetrious Johnson ?

Thanks to all you guys for the bday love. I have a present for all of you … Just wait till June 8th to see it   –Ian McCall ?

Carwin Demands Quality Insults
Everyone knows the @UFC buys it’s stars amazing cars. Here is what Uncle @DanaWhite got me. Do not be Jelly! http://ow.ly/i/ClHT

haters where is the “@DanaWhite got you that car so you would stop running out of gas”. Step your game up, I shouldnt be insulting myself.  –Shane Carwin ?

Mark Your Calendars, Kids
John Jones vs Dan Henderson for Jones UFC LHW title on Sept 1st in Las Vegas!!!! –Dana White ?

$150 Muffins Must Taste Amazing
Tax man, I know its wishful thinking but please spend that money well. I didn’t suffer for it so some suit can eat $150 muffins. Thank you.  –Dan Hardy ?

Chael: Wordsmith
I’d rather be honest than modest. “The Voice of Reason: A VIP Pass to Enlightenment”  –Chael Sonnen ?

A Sad Story with a Happy Ending
I lost my phone…. :'(

Found it!  –Ronda Rousey ?

Barry & Johnson: Bloody Buddies
ROUND 3 http://pic.twitter.com/QpOyoxcC
ROUND 2 http://pic.twitter.com/QLJ6kYXw  –Pat Barry ?

Bumps, Bruises and Smiles
Why am I smiling when I look like his, because I won my fight and FOTN bonus!!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/xJ3z7w5g  –Louis Gaudinot ?