Basically, picture this, except trashier, uglier, far more expensive and, oh yeah, permanent.
There’s an unwritten rule in the tattoo community that you’re never supposed to mock another person’s tattoos. The reasoning behind this thinking is that you never know why a person decided to tattoo something onto his or her body, whether or not a person actually asked the artist to make the tattoo look a certain way (I have intentionally rough-around-the-edges work myself) and the whole “different strokes” thing. For example, while Chris Andersen is my golden standard of what tattoos should look like, some people see Michael Beasley as the tattoo world’s G.O.A.T. Taste is subjective, is what I’m getting at.
That being said, even Mr. Cool Ice grimaced when he saw Arianny Celeste tweet an image of some completely rational and totally non-stalkerish fan’s new tattoo of the UFC ring girl/“musician”/Fathead model (Did I forget something?). The women’s pet and the men’s regret this guy is not:
Gag. There are so many questions this tattoo raises that I have no idea where to begin. Why did the dufus with this tattoo ask for Arianny’s head to be twice the size of her torso? Why does Arianny have such big, chubby man hands? If you’re going to get an Arianny Celeste tattoo, why would you want her ample breasts deflated? Is Arianny contractually obligated to tweet “Awesome! 
” to every fan she files a restraining order against? How long ago did the wearer of this tattoo give up on having sex with a non-fleshlight? And why would an otherwise exceptional artist agree to do a tattoo of a big-headed, man-handed, flat-chested Arianny in the first place?
Everything else is virtually identical.