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Tweets of the Week – 06/03

TUF 13 Finale 5000th follower prize pack: walkout shirt, butterfly knife, can of potted meat, hat & shaving of chest hair included! 61 to go! @ufc -Tim Credeur Gonna head down to hit pads with @dukeroufus – Worst timing ever, the spelli…

TUF 13 Finale
5000th follower prize pack: walkout shirt, butterfly knife, can of potted meat, hat & shaving of chest hair included! 61 to go! @ufc –Tim Credeur

Gonna head down to hit pads with @dukeroufus – Worst timing ever, the spelling bee on ESPN was starting to hit its stride –Daniel Downes

It’s Friday and Weigh-INS are today at 4pm live on UFC.TV finally they day has come @ufc and I’m excited thank u all for the support!!!! 😉 -FranCisco Rivera

Finished Live conference call w/ Clay Guida, Anthony Pettis, Ramsey Nijem, and myself Tony Ferguson! Gonna nap now, @ 1 Open Media workout! –Tony Ferguson

@RamseyNijem I’m looking forward to see you in action again. believe in yourself and remember when you take his back the fight is over right –Junior Dos Santos

Watching the final #tuf show in my hotel room… ramsey looked like a beast! I want to see trash bag charlie do work. –Kyle Kingsbury

One more thing…. I’m fighting chris cope on the main card Saturday night. Woooooooo! –Chuck O’Neil

I will be fighting on the main card this saturday against my friend and training partner chuck oneil. I finally get to fight in the UFC! –Chris Cope

Goodnight to all my new followers! Keep rt me and help me hit 10k! Crash my gyms email server with new follows! Go! –Scott Jorgensen

@Jorge_Conquista thanks big guy I’ll do Boston proud ! More free clothes! Lol –Josh Grispi

(In response to a fan picking Grispi over Roop) Not a bad pick, Grispi is a tough guy. –George Roop

out here @ufc getting ready to smash someone sat night, only at 1350 followers need another 650 to qualify for ufc incentive program! –Ed Herman

Chilling at the pool at the palms relaxing getting real excited for my fight just two days in counting!!! -Reuben Duran

Just chillin in the hotel room waiting for weigh-ins so I can finally fight. –Ramsey Nijem

Good place to chill night before weigh ins #sugarfactory yfrog.com/ehh5wxj –Ken Stone

Today is a great day, because i get to weigh in and look at my opponents soul. Then get to go grub as much as I want! Yes, I’m feeling great –Jeremy Stephens

Talk about serendipity- weigh ins are on the same day as National Doughnut Day. We all can celebrate after 4:00 PST! –Daniel Downes

Someone Say Donuts?
I will be crushing donuts around the clock just to say I did it.I tweet @Obama on presidents day, I told @BrianStann thanks on memorial day –Phil Davis

Donuts, Fitch. Donuts.
Its organic oatmeal mixed with qinua flakes and a banana for sweetness RT @ajspoza: @jonfitchdotnet breakfast looks good what is it? –Jon Fitch

Return of the King
Twitters #streetcreed just jumped back up 2 points @KingMoFH is back. Welcome back homie –Mackens Semerzier

Bully TweetDown?
The bad news: There will be no new Bully Beatdown’s. The great news: I begin filming the next season of TUF vs Bisping! –Jason Mayhem Miller

Comment on Mayhem how? In terms of his coaching contract, or generally not being worth the gas that brings his $.50 hair dye from China? –Chael Sonnen

hey @sonnench please speak when you become relevant again. I have an even bigger steaming pile to smash named @bisping. –Jason Mayhem Miller

The Outlaw Answers the Tough Questions.
Ok, a few of you asked this question so I’ll put it out to you. Favourite Ninja Turtle…? Raphael gets my vote. –Dan Hardy

Pretty Sure it’s ON
Dom on da cover of @fightmagazine, @TheDomin8r u can officially get the chip off ur shoulder Lets Scrap, homie! #ufc132 twitpic.com/54f53z –Urijah Faber

@UrijahFaber @fightmagazine its not a chip on my shoulder “holmes”its a belt!…LET’S SCRAP IS RIGHT! –Dominick Cruz

Isn’t the Mullet Roy’s Power Source?
Roy has a scratch on his belly, Mir has damaged the source of his power. –Jason Mayhem Miller

belly stays or it goes its all on it own, IM JUST GOING TO GET STRONGER and be ready for what is thrown at me –Roy Nelson

Tweets of the Week – 5/13 – Fighter Summit Summary

Behave. Don’t Make Us Call Your Parents!
Well @mattmitrione and Tito almost got into it at #ufcsummit and @cainmma got a wet willy by @JoshKoscheck @ufc yfrog.us/5ds4gz -Ryan Bader

That’s a lie, I was passing around the worlds worst t-sh…

Behave. Don’t Make Us Call Your Parents!

Well @mattmitrione and Tito almost got into it at #ufcsummit and @cainmma got a wet willy by @JoshKoscheck @ufc yfrog.us/5ds4gz –Ryan Bader

That’s a lie, I was passing around the worlds worst t-shirts @ the #ufcsummit “@amirMMA: I saw @TimCredeur get in trouble for passing notes” –Crazy Tim Credeur

Here is @cainmma ‘s evaluation form of #ufcsummit kinda harsh! Thats what happens when you’re not in your seat. http://t.co/bjkQmRV –Ryan Bader

It was @JoshKoscheck & I RT @spilledbagofice: @ryanbader @cainmma If that’s yr doing, Bader, MAD PROPS! esp the comments at the end. –Ryan Bader

But Dana WANTS us to Tweet, Right??
@MaydayMcDonald I think we should tweet all the way through this #UFCsummit presentation on social media. –Jason Mayhem Miller

@mayhemmiller hmmm… I can’t decide if that’s a good idea or a bad idea. Lol –Michael McDonald

Mr @anthonynjoku keeps asking how to get girls to tweet their phone numbers –Amir Sadollah

@BradTavares freakin guy always “taking notes” #sneakattack #ufcsummit yfrog.com/h0qggbij –Travis Browne

@travisbrowneMMA ok bro you got me that was ninja #sneakattack #UFCSummit yfrog.com/h0qggbij –Brad Tavares

Will do, boss. @DanaWhite http://lockerz.com/s/100733733 –Jason Mayhem Miller

Lessons Learned

@roynelsonmma says, everything can be made into a sandwich. twitpic.com/4wcs1g –Dan Hardy

I am an expert on concussions now, if u need one let me know..@ufc –Jake Ellenberger

If anyone tells you @ufc fighters are savages, they’re right. Someone went through the mixed nuts and took out all the almonds #ufcsummit –Daniel Downes

The Pat Barry One-Man Circus.

IM DEBATING ON WEATHER OR NOT TO DROP KICK SCOTSLY JORGENHEIMER IN HIS RACCOON!!! #UFCSummit http://moby.to/oqjsqu –Pat Barry

He already done did it. RT @Jennifer_Swift Ut Oh @HypeOrDie your going to upset @Scottjorgensen –Scott jorgensen

@Scottjorgensen IM SORRY TURN AROUND AND GIVE ME A MANHUG!!! #UFCSummit

TYPING MAKES ME F***IN HOT!!! #UFCSummit!!! http://moby.to/r9qn6j –Pat Barry

Pat Barry is my hero! –Manny Gamburyan

Zzzzzzz

Gomi is KOed lol #ufcsummit http://yfrog.com/h2tyagwj –Cub Swanson

damn does @anthonynjoku snore loud!! thats another write up & 2 detentions! http://lockerz.com/s/100761915 –Stephan Bonnar

@StephanBonnar I thought we were boys. You threw me under the bus dirty style……LMFAO –Anthony Njokuani

Normally i would call this “Hating” but i guess its cool at the #UFCsummit @KoreanZombieMMA http://twitpic.com/4w0b11 –Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 Sh*t……..: ) –The Korean Zombie, Chan Sung Jung

No, We’re Calling That Event: Carwinpalooza
The gal at the desk said it is a “Fighters Summit” I thought it was a
Shane Carwin Summit. I guess that explains the lack of posters of me. –Shane Carwin

A Magical Place…

@mattmitrione what’s this inter web they speak of? @ufc #ufcsummit –Court McGee

We’ll Always have Cinnabon

Since I’m fighting in the @ufc in 3 weeks, I should probably only get half a cinnabon from the airport. Anyone wanna split one? –Daniel Downes

@dannyboydownes @ufc I got 4 weeks I should get the big half. –Yves Edwards

@thugjitsumaster @ufc Deal. It’s in trying times like this where you really see humanity come together –Daniel Downes

In Summary…

I just realized that the Red Rock
Resort is literally the most dangerous building in the world without
firearms or WMDs right now #UFCsummit –Yves Edwards

and just like that the #ufcsummit is over –Brad Tavares

#UFCsummit @ufc is this what you wanted?? yfrog.com/h83bjpqj –Dustin Poirier

The what? RT @AndreaJ73: @danhendo Working…you at the UFC Summit? –Dan Henderson

Tweets of the Week – 5/6

Soon-to-Be Dad Stalked by Zombie!
Still waiting for the baby……….. -Mark Hominick

I want mark hominick -Chan Sung Jung (The Korean Zombie)
Korean Zombie would be an awesome fight! -Mark Hominick
GSPIOK
My retina is…

Soon-to-Be Dad Stalked by Zombie!

Still waiting for the baby……….. –Mark Hominick

I want mark hominick –Chan Sung Jung (The Korean Zombie)

Korean Zombie would be an awesome fight! –Mark Hominick

GSPIOK

My retina is find as well and my vision will come back to 100%!!! Can’t be more happy!! –Georges St-Pierre

Feliz Cinco de Mayo de los combatientes!

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!! –Gilbert Melendez

So I spent Cinco de Mayo at the gym, wish I could be home partying with my boys. Hope you guys have a shot for me. –Miguel Angel Torres

Whoa, busy night tonite, got recognized twice tonight AND I’m not even in PA! Wasn’t this just the best Cinco de Mayo ever! –Charlie Brenneman

The problem with looking like this, is getting hit by all the Mexican kids with the sticks today. #cincodemayo http://lockerz.com/s/99090340 –Jason Mayhem Miller

Pics or it Didn’t Happen

I love when I get to see the photos I have taken with fans! I’m very appreciative of all my fans! Thank you all! –Scott jorgensen

That Exists.

It’s a great day for America, so I’m going to buy the most American thing I can think of twitpic.com/4sh1rm –Daniel Downes

Mr. Wonderful Sums it Up

If OBL would have had some student loans his behind would have been found years ago @Patrice_Rashida –Phil Davis

“The Game” got nothing on Barnett

@mcoenen LOL. Your eyes are like blue pools of lovely…blue…ness. –Josh Barnett

@JoshLBarnett oooo you smooth talker –Marloes Coenen

The Kick!

Crane kick done right, noone can defend! –Roy Nelson & Dan Hardy tweeting for @UFC

KO with the crane kick. Machida is back. –Tim Kennedy tweeting for @UFC

Lyoto vencendo no estilo karate kid kk. Parabens lyoto –Junior Dos Santos

STEVEN SEAGAL –Jason Mayhem Miller

Get to see the dentist thur am and
get the grill fixed 🙂 saw Niagara falls yesterday,nyc tonight.Nice
call from Lyoto checking in. thanks –Randy Couture

UFC 129 Tweetback

Thanks for your support!! –Georges St-Pierre

Thank u @UFC , the fans, and @jasonbrilz . Jason is a great fighter. He will be back strong, & I will be cheering for him on his next fight –Vladimir Matyushenko

I wanna thank everybody for the everything! Thank you for everything you guys have done for me! See you!!! –Jose ‘Scarface’ Aldo

Thanks for all th support! I came up short but gave it my all. Thank you all.

@josealdojunior Round 6? –Mark Hominick

Mark hominick is a stud! Proud to be his friend. –Jason Macdonald

A big up and thanks to @MarkBocek, a tough as heck opponent and @ufc and all you fans worldwide, life’s a wild ride, just trying to enjoy it –Benson Henderson

I will go back to the drawing
board, Ben fought a great fight, I’m sorry I didn’t do better, thanks to
everyone who supported me. ill be back –Mark Bocek

Wow ben henderson is a stud. Bocek should have jumped on the fence and went for the kick ! –Nam Phan

Nate WILL be back! Heart! –Diaz Brothers

Tweets of the Week – 4/29

UFC 129 in the Great White North
Uncle Chael’s watching you fellas. No ‘Government Cheese’ hometown decision for Grease S.P. -Chael Sonnen

Toronto here I come! -Diego Sanchez

Appreciate the best wishes everyone! -Mark Hominic…

UFC 129 in the Great White North
Uncle Chael’s watching you fellas. No ‘Government Cheese’ hometown decision for Grease S.P. –Chael Sonnen

Toronto here I come! –Diego Sanchez

Appreciate the best wishes everyone! –Mark Hominick

Man media marathon today, 15 phone interviews, open workout question and answer and skype chat! –Jason Macdonald

Fight Week! #129 –Diaz Brothers

Hello Toronto, Spider is in the house!!! –Anderson Silva

Great post by Mrs. Brilz: Just finishing UFC checklist: Anxiety (check), Headache (check), Nausea (check),… http://fb.me/TtfhtYAW –Jason Brilz

Heading to Toronto for @ufc 129. Which is awesome. Then I remembered that I get to watch Randy fight, which is really awesome. –Amir Sadollah

Off to Toronto!!! Get some GSP!! –Donald Cowboy Cerrone

WE’RE IN CANADAAAAAA –Pat Barry

been mia from twitterverse as of late, actually not gonna tweet anymore
after this but HAD to show love to my sponsors for this fight… –Benson Henderson

Hello Toronto!! Just got in!!! See you all Saturday. I’ll post some videos later –Georges St-Pierre

Leaving for the fight in the morning, thanks to all my friends and supporters. #fb –Jake Shields

Bromances… It’s Complicated.
http://plixi.com/p/96776115 @heidiseibert I think Fitch is uncomfortable with Bader trying to hug him. –Aaron Simpson

He likes it RT @aaronsimpson: @heidiseibert I think @fitchfighter looks uncomfortable and annoyed with @ryanbader awkwardly trying to hug u –Ryan Bader

Im not cheating on u, promise RT @aaronsimpson: I know. It is more about my insecurities than it is about Fitch and you. Sorry. –Ryan Bader

@ryanbader @aaronsimpson I came to you guys. I didn’t even get hug WTF is it cause I look puerto rican? –DaMarques Johnson

@DaMarques_UFC @ryanbader Bader only hugs guys that are “good enough”. He doesn’t associate with guys like u and me. –Aaron Simpson

@DaMarques_UFC @ryanbader there goes my insecurities again. Dammit. –Aaron Simpson

The Joke is Real!
In case anyone is wondering YES @joerogan rocks a fanny pack.. Bringing back the pack.. #boom –Brittney Palmer

Axe Murderer GQ
Look The Silva ahaha yfrog.com/h05tetuj –Wanderlei Silva

A Clear Conscience is Priceless
Hi it’s me I’m the guy who still buys cd’s cus apearently I’m too stupid to steal music –Forrest Griffin

Mad Street Cred, Homie!
Checked the Fight! magazine article on @HypeOrDie and Mardi Gras. Hopefully the
veiled reference to me binge drinking gives me street cred –Daniel Dannyboy Downes