Author: Thomas Cunningham

UFC on FX 8 Press conference today. Can’t stand fist to face bullsh*t, he will get his, I promise! http://instagram.com/p/ZYnlUqIaD8/   -Luke Rockhold ‏In 30 minutes I am in my way to the press conference and the open workout I am so happy with one more opportunity that God gave me.  -Vitor Belfort ‏HAHA showing off my flying triangle at the open workouts http://fb.me/26Vxf4mtn  -Chris Camozzi ‏A shot from the plane about to land in Joinville, Brazil. http://instagram.com/p/ZUHm9_ACyx/  -Mike Rio ‏Happy Stuffs Appreciation Day!Today should be Appreciation day or someth … Read the Full Article Here

How Many Instagrams in an Instapound?Follow me on instagram http://instagram.com/officialcainvelasquez … -Cain Velasquez ‏Shout out to everybody writing novels on Instagram. #Sh*tNobodySays -Jason Highwalker Life in the Social Media Age
Just got a snapchat cuz @CubSwanson and @realmichaelpena are having fun without me IKEVF is my username hit me up -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

my friend just let me know he didn’t have cancer via Snapchat?  -Ian McCall ‏YOU Tell Him He Only Got A B!
English Class #Wizard pic.twitter.com/bUue7PSKEm  -Anderson Silva ‏Team Alpha Male Art Class is Brutal … Read the Full Article Here

The Catchphrase That Will Never Die
Let me bang, bro! #mma #ufc #tuf   –Gilbert Jamal Smith ‏

I do let u bang!! l hkbm –Clint Hester ‏

Did Someone Say Bang?
Someone wants to attend the upcoming @BANGMuayThai seminar in Tennessee. pic.twitter.com/r5DaxzOIaX  –Duane Ludwig ‏

Tweets About Cats
Please don’t forget to bombard @IKEVF with pictures of your cat today. Also #FF that awesome bastard 🙂 pic.twitter.com/4rFlVhITeg  –Julie Kedzie ‏

MUST HAVE pic.twitter.com/CHomfE5CT4 –Daron Cruickshank ‏

My wife just told me to take the cats to the vet… We still have cats ? –Forrest Griffin ‏

Now, Did You Just Summon a Cocktail Waitress?
Raise your hand if you live in Vegas? –Kelvin Gastelum ‏

He’s Talking About a Movie… Probably
Holy crap I just watched @CungLe185 rip a dudes arm off! We should all be thankful that isn’t in the unified rules –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Danny Didn’t Order the Whine
Cutting weight is part of the job description.
Ive seen 10-year-old boys put plastics on, cut 4 pounds & not say a word. #ManTheFUp –Danny Castillo ‏

Charmed Life
Believe it or not, this is considered “work” http://instagram.com/p/Y0wOqsBEWt/
–Ronda Rousey ‏

J-Lau Just Gave Us the Finger
It might be sprained… #stupidfinger http://instagram.com/p/Y0aOACqb67/  –Joe Lauzon ‏

Albuquerque is Surreal
Random/creepy Albuquerque park table decoration. #landofenchantment http://instagram.com/p/YybKXisTYG/  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

Mayor McCreepy
I love the fact that I can walk around Costa Mesa and get so much love from random people. Shop owners to HS kids always make me smile  –Ian McCall ‏

Gangsters and Murderers
The real man talk face to face! http://youtu.be/5xir5HN24e8  quero ver se vai matter a disposicao no cara!!! Lets go!!!  –Wanderlei Silva ‏

Or “real men ramble incoherently face to face, and occassionally one of them nods and smiles to be nice.”  @wandfc  –Chael Sonnen ‏  

BaderWatch
On the street, me. in the sand, hasslehoff. RT @rickdawson88: who would win in a fight between @DavidHasselhoff or @ryanbader?  –Ryan Bader ‏

Kick Everyone and They Won’t Notice Your Hair
My wife just took a chunk out of my hair. pic.twitter.com/dZ87D9fdDg  –Duane Ludwig ‏

‘Cause it’s a Good Cause
Help vets with traumatic brain injury or PTS by following @MakeItVisible  –UFC ‏

UFC 159: Jones vs Sonnen
What Chael is going to see from me tomorrow night! http://imgur.com/D79hKdo  #everlast –Jon Bones Jones ‏

2 – your official ranking as long as I’m around. #UFC159 #4/27/13  –Chael Sonnen ‏

01 …”The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph”… UFC 159 . Are you ready for WAR on saturday? pic.twitter.com/uYONocSpze  –Cheick Kongo ‏

Getting the weight off. Pic by @goodguybri http://instagram.com/p/Yjm-OSytcB/  –Michael Bisping ‏

Weigh ins are @ 4pm @ the Prudential Center in Newark, come by, its free to get in! @danawhite could be giving “wolf tickets” away! #UFC159  –Gian Villante ‏

Times Square son @ufc representing http://instagram.com/p/YiYfCVvk28/  –Patrick Healy ‏

Picture time! @ufc pic.twitter.com/Jl5lpGwD3b  –Sara McMann ‏

And this is the part that’s hurts…Coach Eric helping cut weight…#UFC159 #VFL #KMAA http://instagram.com/p/YkO_jKGryb/  –Ovince St. Preux

Having fun while suffering through the weight cut with @robtyler11 @ufc – hard part is almost over! http://instagram.com/p/Yk2r03EHkt/  –James Head ‏

When the nurse calls my name at the doctor’s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right.  –Yancy Medeiros ‏

Putting the POW in Girl Power
 I see that @ufc has put 2 women’s fights on the #UFConFOX8 card &w/the way they’ve been fighting #FOTN will be tough. Challenge accepted.  –Yves Edwards ‏

@thugjitsumaster @ufc lol watch yourself! It’s gonna be ours 😉 –Julie Kedzie ‏

Did You Forget What Happened to Tim Means?!
Coach Bangs class had me slipping & shaking punches in the shower. –Danny Castillo ‏

Forrest Griffin: Life Coach
Never let a great life get in the way of your bitchin –Forrest Griffin ‏

Not the First Skill that Comes to Mind but Okay
Tanning, cause Im good at it –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Tim Kennedy Update: Business as Usual
If you’re a burglar looking for an easy hit swing by my home. Family is out if town, we have gold & cash in the house. I sleep soundly 🙂

Like me he is bored & disappointed that there are no zombies, felons, or terrorists today but staying vigilant. pic.twitter.com/cJSmYfvoVF –Tim Kennedy ‏

The Body Issues
I’m a fat kid stuck in a lightweight’s body. What can I say? –Aaron Riley ‏

The same thing you say to yourself in the mirror every morning “Look at you! Your disgusting!” –Cub Swanson ‏

I quit looking in mirrors a long time ago, I cry when I do! –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Mayo-be, Mayo-be Not
Is mayonnaise an instrument?  –Mitch Clarke ‏

No Fair. You Were There!
quote this pic of me cornering @joejitsu winner gets a @Fearthefighter shirt. @ufc RT pic.twitter.com/LgIOe59YLk  –Duane Ludwig ‏

“If you don’t finish him this round, no f-ing donuts for you and I’ll burn your Birkenstocks” –Joseph Benavidez ‏

On this Day, a Killer was Born, Naturally.
@CarlosCondit Happy BirfDay bro!!  –Bubba McDaniel ‏

Happy Birthday @CarlosCondit! –Cub Swanson ‏

Happy birthday @CarlosCondit !! Thanks for all you do for the team & MMA!! #hero #championlegacy @JacksonsMMA @IzzyStyle @mmacoachwink @ufc  –Julie Kedzie ‏

@CarlosCondit happy bday champ!  –Leonard Garcia ‏

UFC on FOX 7: Henderson vs Melendez
Thanks homie im ready! RT @badboygarcia Good luck to @GilbertMelendez I’m excited to watch him and Ben battle it out!  –Gilbert Melendez ‏

#WECNeverForget RT @Sholler_UFC: @ufconfox! The LW fight you’ve been asking for! UFC champ @bensonhenderson vs. SF champ @GilbertMelendez   –Benson Henderson ‏

RT @Sholler_UFC @chadmendes @joejitsu @tjdillashaw @torque1net see you guys later this week
 -Please refer to us as MENDEVIDESHAW !  –Joseph Benavidez ‏

Fight week!!!!!!!!!  –Daniel Cormier ‏

Just posted a photo http://instagram.com/p/YRimSDRRaV/  –Darren Uyenoyama ‏

Can’t wait till after weigh ins hoommie the world biggest snicker http://instagram.com/p/YRTBPVRfKN/  –Lorenz Larkin ‏

My motivation and support team! #ufconfox7 pic.twitter.com/JkJG7FTpLy  –Darren Elkins ‏

Chillin n my hotel room Watchin some #duckdynasty  –Chad Mendes ‏

I know where I’m coming 1st thing Sunday morning, Jackpot!! Studying the menu till then #PsychoDonuts #BeefCake pic.twitter.com/eFIupUbY5P  –Joseph Benavidez ‏

@JoeJitsu haha already scoped that place out  –Ramsey Nijem ‏

Just watched #anchorman stay classy @UFC_CA  –Jordan Mein 

Can’t focus at work? Waste productivity by reading the latest Downes Side for @ufconfox …then tell me I’m wrong. http://www.ufc.com/news/the-downes-side-ufc-on-fox-7-predictions4  –Daniel Downes ‏

The Colton Smith High-Five
“Uncle Tim why is your nose all bloody?” Well my “friend” @ColtonSmithMMA likes to headbutt me in the face. –Tim Kennedy ‏

Hall & Quotes
…..enough said pic.twitter.com/eAEyvjxgbx  –Uriah Hall ‏

Cats & Partial Nudity –The Mr. Shanky Way
He sleeps in the face of danger q pic.twitter.com/RSKGfMkYWS

Hey @JoeJitsu can I be in the next photo mash up contest? Also can this be the picture everyone has to use? pic.twitter.com/4rC6ujuSzI  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Some People Enjoy That Sorta Thing
I hate toe shoes! Makes me feel like my feet are being molested with every step  –Forrest Griffin ‏

One Bermudez on the Rocks
It’s frick’in freeze’in !!! #icebath #recovery http://instagram.com/p/YQ9IdlCbHf/  –Dennis Bermudez ‏

Called Out
My phone died and I just now got to twitter on my iPad…any cool fight news going on? 🙂 #fightingaheroofmine 😉 –Julie Kedzie ‏

@julesk_fighter you and me are fighting now! Look it up –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

The Dude Abides
Sometimes I mumble when i talk and I think @clayguida may agree with that pic.twitter.com/16S1ZYuaCk  –Cub Swanson ‏

Just Plain Plane Courtesy
I can’t stand an arm-rest hog. #ShareHomie –Danny Castillo ‏

Coach Cat
It was an honor to make my @UFC debut and 1st win tonight! Thank you to @danawhite & @seanshelby for making this happen for me! #MMA #FOTN  –Cat Zingano ‏

The Ultimate Fighter 17 Finale
http://telly.com/E35XRU  – Urijah vs Uriah dance off! @UriahHallMMA who wins it? @ufc @TUFonFX  –Urijah Faber ‏

Shhhhh Vegas it’s ok I’m here. Everything gonna be all right. #TUF17Finale @ufc  –Scott Jorgensen ‏

Started from the bottom now where hear @KelvinGastelum pic.twitter.com/m6isdgcNjh –Uriah Hall

A whole day of media and interviews! Whoa I’m exhausted! #welcometothebigshow –Kelvin Gastelum ‏

Feeling lean and mean folks! Weighins are tomorrow 3pm, tune in this Saturday to watch me vs @CatZingano on FX! pic.twitter.com/ksUvRwWSgr  –Miesha Tate ‏

Just got confirmation Vanilla Ice will be at my after party! LAX in Las Vegas come hang out! @zinganobjj @PhenomMgt @VigilanteMMA @UFC #MMA  –Cat Zingano ‏

Ya, i understand @TheMindOfDK: TUF 17 marathon. realizing why I don’t like @BubbaTheMenace all over again  –Bubba McDaniel ‏

Under the @ufc lights! Strike a pose! #NewExperiences pic.twitter.com/mnphjdKeDT –Luke Barnatt

Its hard tho. im too goofy lol RT @j_bark5: @clinthester lets see an intense stare down tomorrow –Clint Hester ‏

I am at PF Changs watching everyone eat their hearts out as I suck on ice cubes, life is great! –Gilbert Smith Jr. ‏

@BristolMarunde heard you didn’t have any plans this week end so you figured ah hell ill fight one dem UFC fights  –Forrest Griffin ‏

“Pants Optional” Cruickshank is in Town
Vegas here I come, with my wing man @JoshBurnsMMA pic.twitter.com/X0eCq3g5QW –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Diego’s Got Jokes
About to getting ready for take off to #vegas for #UFC finally and for Tryout #TUF18 –Diego Brandao ‏

The Arthur Miller of MMA
Ill fight you in the TacoBell parking lot bitch: Said some high school kid in another part of town somewhere –Forrest Griffin ‏

If I Ain’t Broke…
Just got some great cornering advice from Mr.Greg Jackson  –Duane Ludwig ‏

@DUANEBANGCOM was it show up hammered on vodka to corner? That’s what he does –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

@IKEVF Haha no –Duane Ludwig ‏

You Got Kedzied!
Yay!! Happy Birthday @IKEVF !!! Do you qualify for a senior discount now? –Julie Kedzie ‏

Subtweet
Sub of the week – big guy @travisbrownemma gets it done http://www.ufc.com/media/SUB-Browne-Griggs-145 … –UFC

5. You Kids Get Off My Lawn!
1. Hipsters love it. 2. I don’t care what you ate. 3. I don’t think your cat is cute. 4. You are not a photographer. #WhyIHateInstagram –Tim Kennedy ‏

Diaz on the Mic, Y’all
At My dude thomstockton show puttin it down .. http://instagram.com/p/X_kvIHOPlB/  –Nathan Diaz ‏

Thong Tweets
Sharing a room wt Thong and Fabio is always a good time. Its like an old married couple bickering back n forth in broken English. –Danny Castillo ‏

Thonglor is good people http://instagram.com/p/X2s4NdvVvE/ –Duane Ludwig ‏

So Let it Be Tweeted, So Let it Be Done
I learned not to throw away a sock just because the other one is lost, eventually you’ll loose another one and regain a pair #wordsofwisdom   –Cub Swanson ‏

Got 99 Problems and Boston Crème is Just One
I just spent the last 15 minutes searching Instagram for #doughnuts. I’ve got problems –Quinn Mulhern

Wouldn’t Have Guessed That
If I had 10 wishes my 7th wish would be that I could play the piano like Elton John. –Tim Kennedy ‏

Stipe’s Version of Bats in the Belfry
Raccoons in the attic. FML. –Stipe Miocic ‏

That’s Some Erudite Trash Talk
17 – pieces the body of Osiris was torn into by his brother Set. All mythical figures fall. History awaits my arrival. #UFC159 #4/27/13 –Chael Sonnen