Author: Thomas Cunningham

UFC on Fuel 9: Mousasi vs Latifi
🙂 pic.twitter.com/x91AAfq82A  –Gegard Mousasi ?

A fan just sent me this 🙂 pic.twitter.com/9GHis7s0j2  –Ilir Latifi ?

I need one of these. @ Clarion Hotel Stockholm http://instagram.com/p/Xrje8JCc04/  –Ryan Couture ?

18 pounds in 15 hours, now on weight! Official weigh in 4 hours. Just a waiting game left… –Tor Troeng ?

Day 2 of Video Blog, LONG DAY!! 2 more sleep until weigh ins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcdEfWkHaI0   –Conor McGregor ?

Time to cut weight as @TimBurrill cuts up my @ufc 🙂 weigh in costume. Tempted to post a pic but NAHHHHHHH  –Tom Lawlor ?

Rashad Evans on #FUELTV9’s Ilir Latifi: “He was one of the first
Blackzilians. He was strong. I started calling him ‘The Strongy.’”
Related: Do not put Rashad Evans in charge of giving nicknames  –UFC ?

Finished my Downes Side predictions for UFC on Fuel 9. Does Ingmar Bergman make an appearance. You bet your ass he does!  –Daniel Downes ?

Where’s Waldo? You Don’t Wanna Know.
Sure I knew I always wanted to find you, but not like this… never like this… pic.twitter.com/E2VUrApwuB  –John Cholish ?

Quiet… TOO Quiet…
Quiet nights on Twitter are the worst  –Stipe Miocic ?

Tim Kennedy, Pacifist
I don’t wish for war, but if North Korea is dumb enough to start something I’ll enjoy kicking their ass.

My car w/ UFC fighters stopped at a red light heading to training as
some shady dudes are walking by. You hear soft chanting “please mug us”

@IKEVF @spilledbagofice @mmaroasted I do hate you. I am bat s**t crazy. And I could tear every G.I. Joe’s face-off.  –Tim Kennedy ?

Mr. Shanky: Zombie Slayer/Game Warden
Does it count as hunting if the deer are already dead? pic.twitter.com/I3n1QaV82i –Daron Cruickshank ?

Calling All Lizbos
I will be in Las Vegas at the Ribbon cutting ceremony of the new @glaad center this weekend. –LIZ CARMOUCHE ?

No One Likes to See a Sad Cigano
Fact: New issue of @UFC360 is now on stands. Another fact: JDS does not like the cover as much as previous months’ pic.twitter.com/FKxleNn1Mz  –UFC ?

No Shirt Clause is in All Team Alpha Male Contracts
I just signed my new @ufc contract wt no shirt on Cuzz I like to party! http://instagram.com/p/Xu5G4Rp1eX/  –Danny Castillo ?

Daily Wisdom from da Kedz
pic.twitter.com/B0iwxjeVcN  –Julie Kedzie ?

Don’t Feed it After Midnight!
YAHHH!!!! http://instagram.com/p/XqQhtyvZ29/  –Pat Barry ?

Doth Thou Mock the Flagg of Sir Vallie?
@JenniferRaff @ikevf sounds interesting and kind of medieval, which is something Ike would like. He loves going to renaissance fairs!  –Aaron Riley
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@aaronrileymma @jenniferraff oh Aaron Riley you bring out the hate in me and I would love to attend a mid evil fair with you –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

WAY Better than Woodsy the Owl
Litter bug attack dog =P http://instagram.com/p/XoyLu8BESP/  –Ronda Rousey ?

Birthday 159 Card
Happy birthday today to Chael Sonnen – we’d say a few kind words about him but he’s already handled that for us – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a_IBbI69uc –UFC ?

23 – the number of veins that will throb through Joe Rogan’s neck when he calls this fight #UFC159 #4/27/13 –Chael Sonnen

Think He’s Saying ‘Happy Birthday’
Hey @Cowboycerrone welcome to being an old ass man! Enjoy the pains that come with being a thirty something fighter  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Tim Kennedy’s Mind. Proceed with Caution
Yes I am shopping from bed and YES I am seriously considering buying this genuine leather USA flag fanny pack. pic.twitter.com/57AQ4lX8CK

If I were to have to ride into battle on my fearless steed. I would want it to be a unicorn. –Tim Kennedy ?

Oh Snap!
Just saw a family of four grab some gas station hot dogs for breakfast. They must be reading @HypeOrDie latest book on nutrition.  –Daniel Downes ?

Internet 2013: Still Mostly Cats
This had me rolling pic.twitter.com/hgYQxxXpgM –Daron Cruickshank ?

pic.twitter.com/FzPXRr0I4X  –Julie Kedzie ?

Good grappling this morning! Reflexes like a cat! pic.twitter.com/rMtP2KbWXi  –Joseph Benavidez

Cat people probz pic.twitter.com/rUis28X2X3  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Mark Your Chaelendar  
30 – the days left until the fall of your champion and the rise of the DARKSIDE #UFC159 #4/27/13

28 – The IQ of anyone who questions that I’m the baddest man walking around this or any other planet. My coronation awaits. #UFC159 #4/27/13 –Chael Sonnen

Last Call Problems
I askd God to help me find my wallet. 2 min later I get a phone call frm Massage Envy they found my wallet underneath the table I was on.
Note to self: Stop getting undressed so violently. –Danny Castillo ?

KenFu? KungFlo?
Check out this #tbt pic of me & my brothers circa 1988. I’m dead center. Due to its hilarity, its prob… http://instagram.com/p/XZ9FoGySV5/   –Kenny Florian ?

Bang vs Thong. Make it Happen, Joe Silva!
Thong keeps smacking his lips like SOB! How do u say STFU in Thai again?! pic.twitter.com/eEoTf7uuRO –Duane Ludwig ?

One TUF is Not Enough!
TUF Brasil is back with English subtitles – see the premiere, featuring the first 7 elimination bouts, at http://en.tuf.tv/media/tuf-brasil-ep-1  –UFC

Totelly Awthentic
Spelling errors just provide authenticity –Forrest Griffin ?

Sweet and Tender Hooligan
I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them! –John Maguire

Ike Knows How to Woo a Lady
Romance with my lady @shi_twn http://instagram.com/p/XJT4rjyJWK/  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Could Be Anyone. Anyone at All… named Chael P. Sonnen
Name the headliner who said this: “I’m gonna run through Jon Jones.” http://on.ufc.com/Zgq6uv –UFC ?

Tim Kennedy is Not Like Everyone Else
I had the sweetest dream… Terrorists, zombies, home invasion robbers… I hated waking up. 🙁

It has taken three years for my neighbors to stop calling the cops when I run down the road wearing a wrestling singlet and a gas mask. –Tim Kennedy ?

Wish You Were Here. P. S. POW!
Somedays I wake up and think to myself “I wish @travisbrowneMMA was here…..so I could punch him right in the face!” #CubvsGoliath  –Cub Swanson ?

@CubSwanson back at ya buddy.  –Travis Browne ?

Wait ‘Til She Learns Submissions
My alarm is London jumping butt first on my head http://instagr.am/p/XH8DpRTFlJ/ –Ian McCall ?

AKA: BENBERT
RT @ufc Just realized this is exactly one month away and got all excited @UFConFOX #FOX7 #Champions pic.twitter.com/8rWUA9oXrn MELENDERSON!  –Joseph Benavidez ?

Your Meager Phone Can’t Handle the Burtness
Video from coach @DUANEBANGCOM of Burt Watson pumping me up while walking out.  –TJ Dillashaw ?

That’s Pretty Extreme, Bro
If you dont tape ur MMA gloves while grappling I hope u drive a SUV that only takes premium gas.  –Danny Castillo ?

Fashion Changes, Style is Forever
Old K-1 MAX Pic from 04 I think. @BasRuttenMMA Shirt is awesome pic.twitter.com/dLlt0nMiFR –Duane Ludwig ?

Aren’t They All?
Yup, it’s a Hall and Oates kinda day  –Mitch Clarke ?

The Shanky 1000: Cat-Loving Combat Cyborg
Headed to the nose doctor this morning. Maybe some how I can get metal legs out of this deal. Wish me luck.
Doc said the metal leg operation was too risky, and my nose is smashed in. Now they want to scan my cat or did he say cat scan. I don’t know   –Daron Cruickshank ?

You Suck! I’m a Big Fan.
You know I come on twitter to talk to people/fans and i just get abused. I love it!  –Stipe Miocic

Mike Thick Swick
OMG look what I just found! Hanging w/ @chuckliddell way back when I was #ChunkyMonkey! Lol http://instagr.am/p/XAtVHWglCa/  –Mike Quick Swick ?

UFC 158: GSP vs Diaz
GSP vs DIAZ!!! pic.twitter.com/m9kB0POPqW  –Dana White ?

Public Training! pic.twitter.com/DJQmcjrBed  –Georges St-Pierre ?

pic.twitter.com/owsFPae0rn  –Nick Diaz ?

If you missed the #UFC158 press conference it’s live here or just let this pic sum it up pic.twitter.com/BVaizaOPAh  –UFC ?

Great late night workout with @Qmulhern and coach @SixGunGibson. Feeling sharp for Saturday night. #Focused  –Carlos Condit ?

That was a fun press conference, ehh?! #wolftickets  –Johny Hendricks

Y’all bought your wolf tickets for Saturday night? #GSPvsDiaz @UFC  –Dan Hardy ?

Wolf tickets …?  –Ian McCall ?

Face offs http://ow.ly/i/1GGF2  –Nate Marquardt ?

Presser w danawhite ufc ! Short time #Road2Gold http://instagr.am/p/W2Z8rbga2C/  –Jake Ellenberger ?

Starting the day off right in Montreal, I want to tank @CodyStamann for taking this pic pic.twitter.com/l3ki3pEtsH  –Daron Cruickshank ?

just chillin with me main lady @Mariafletcherx in montreal 🙂 am a lucky guy x –Colin Fletcher ?

Last nights workouts in Montreal #UFC158 pic.twitter.com/B0JAVKZvD7  –George Roop ?

Workout done, weight is looking good now watching Duck Dynasty! #ufc158 –Darren Elkins ?

170 i m coming bitch !! #ufc158  –Patrick Cote ?

Alright, its about time to go cut some weight for weigh-ins tomorrow. Getting close to showtime! ?-Rick Story

@spilledbagofice I vow from this moment until the fight is over, not to make a single Rick Story Pun. After that all is fair game  –Quinn Mulhern ?

@IKEVF I’d like to throw money on that dude who rents a room from you Ike, the dude with the creepy mustache… –Cub Swanson ?

@CubSwanson I would throw money on @Qmulhern too that hipster creep –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Please read this scale in the Diaz voice pic.twitter.com/EvfrIFZT08  –Duane Ludwig ?

Lots of welterweights on the card this weekend… Perhaps I should take my gum shield just in case. –Dan Hardy ?

“I Love Kedzie” is a Classic
#QuoteYourCoach (after I tip the office chair all the way back & fall off it AGAIN) “Jesus, Jules! You’re the #lucilleballofmma “-G.Jackson –Julie Kedzie ?

Master Thong’s Gonna Thong
Someone brought the wrong underwear. #Rookie http://instagr.am/p/W0L5x8p1aW/
Does ur trainer do this in the middle of a mitt session? http://instagr.am/p/W0M1vpp1by/  –Danny Castillo ?

Stop Me if You’ve Heard This Tweet Before
I would survive the zombie apocalypse, and so would everyone with me. #Fact  –Tim Kennedy ?

Conference Call Classics
Anybody need 4 minutes of GSP vs. Diaz conference call highlights to get through the rest of the day?  ywvm #UFC158  –UFC ?

Soccer moms threatening with Canadian athletes is the new planking –Julie Kedzie ?

Ladies’ Man
Happy #WomensDay You ladies make the world pretty cool and stuff… –Kenny Florian ?

ScottyStache is the Real Headliner
Who wants a chance to be first to snatch a mini version of this poster
signed by me n @UrijahFaber? pic.twitter.com/G7kHD8vSWf  –Scott Jorgensen
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@Scottjorgensen @UrijahFaber look at that stach son!!!  –Bart Palaszewski ?

MY Strategy? Begging for Mercy.
If you were fighting Chael what would your strategy be? what tactics would you seek?  –Jon Jones ?

Rowdy Iron Ain’t Nothin’ to Mess Wit
What’s it like to be a champion? @RondaRousey and @MikeTyson break it down for @GDLA  –UFC ?

Was lucky enough to meet the legend himself, the one and only Mike Tyson today 😀 http://instagr.am/p/Wm1uGsBET3/  –Ronda Rousey ?

Just Pretend it’s a Weigh-In
They make you remove everything when going through airport security.It’s all fun & games until they start making people take their pants off  –Derek Brunson ?

Why Can’t I Be You?
What ever you do, do it better. What ever you care about, care more… and whoever you are, always be you. –Dan Hardy ?

@danhardymma but i wanna be you. Can I not do that instead?  –Andy Ogle ?

@thelittleaxe lol! I suck at being me mate… You’d probably do a better job. 😉  –Dan Hardy ?

As Long as You NEVER Read the Comments
I gotta give a big thanks to @YouTube for being far more educational and useful than school ever was for me! 😉  –Mike Quick Swick ?

Danny Castillo: Badass Babysitter
Here’s @lastcall155 peeln Lil Duane BANGs orange . #TeamWork #2RdsOfBabySitting pic.twitter.com/pPbh6NqU7V  –Duane Ludwig ?

Clay the Creepy Carpenter
Creepy pic.twitter.com/RBkwSqf5QN –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Bromance of the Week
My boyfriend @aHIGHLIGHTcraig and I posing for the camera before we punch each other in the face. pic.twitter.com/di3VgaTpfe  –Tim Kennedy ?

@TimKennedyMMA #beardlife #short_shorts_life #reallyreallyreallyridiculouslygoodlookinglife –Andrew Craig ?

And Why Should We Believe You?
Honesty has no place in a healthy relationship  –Forrest Griffin ?

Winning Wandy
I am so happy my guys,thanks so much for all support,you help me a lot lets go celebration our victory –Wanderlei Silva ?

One Tough Dutchman
Thanks for the support everybody, I wanted Herb to take the tooth out of my cheek and continue but then it turned out my jaw was broken.. –Stefan Struve ?

And Now, Your Moment of Zen
It seems like further explanation is necessary. Nope, welcome to New Mexico. http://instagr.am/p/WhtnFcsTWZ/  –Quinn Mulhern ?

Conference Call Classics
Anybody need 4 minutes of GSP vs. Diaz conference call highlights to get through the rest of the day?  ywvm #UFC158  –UFC ?

Soccer moms threatening with Canadian athletes is the new planking –Julie Kedzie ?

Ladies’ Man
Happy #WomensDay You ladies make the world pretty cool and stuff… –Kenny Florian ?

ScottyStache is the Real Headliner
Who wants a chance to be first to snatch a mini version of this poster
signed by me n @UrijahFaber? pic.twitter.com/G7kHD8vSWf  –Scott Jorgensen
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@Scottjorgensen @UrijahFaber look at that stach son!!!  –Bart Palaszewski ?

MY Strategy? Begging for Mercy.
If you were fighting Chael what would your strategy be? what tactics would you seek?  –Jon Jones ?

Rowdy Iron Ain’t Nothin’ to Mess Wit
What’s it like to be a champion? @RondaRousey and @MikeTyson break it down for @GDLA  –UFC ?

Was lucky enough to meet the legend himself, the one and only Mike Tyson today 😀 http://instagr.am/p/Wm1uGsBET3/  –Ronda Rousey ?

Just Pretend it’s a Weigh-In
They make you remove everything when going through airport security.It’s all fun & games until they start making people take their pants off  –Derek Brunson ?

Why Can’t I Be You?
What ever you do, do it better. What ever you care about, care more… and whoever you are, always be you. –Dan Hardy ?

@danhardymma but i wanna be you. Can I not do that instead?  –Andy Ogle ?

@thelittleaxe lol! I suck at being me mate… You’d probably do a better job. 😉  –Dan Hardy ?

As Long as You NEVER Read the Comments
I gotta give a big thanks to @YouTube for being far more educational and useful than school ever was for me! 😉  –Mike Quick Swick ?

Danny Castillo: Badass Babysitter
Here’s @lastcall155 peeln Lil Duane BANGs orange . #TeamWork #2RdsOfBabySitting pic.twitter.com/pPbh6NqU7V  –Duane Ludwig ?

Clay the Creepy Carpenter
Creepy pic.twitter.com/RBkwSqf5QN –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Bromance of the Week
My boyfriend @aHIGHLIGHTcraig and I posing for the camera before we punch each other in the face. pic.twitter.com/di3VgaTpfe  –Tim Kennedy ?

@TimKennedyMMA #beardlife #short_shorts_life #reallyreallyreallyridiculouslygoodlookinglife –Andrew Craig ?

And Why Should We Believe You?
Honesty has no place in a healthy relationship  –Forrest Griffin ?

Winning Wandy
I am so happy my guys,thanks so much for all support,you help me a lot lets go celebration our victory –Wanderlei Silva ?

One Tough Dutchman
Thanks for the support everybody, I wanted Herb to take the tooth out of my cheek and continue but then it turned out my jaw was broken.. –Stefan Struve ?

And Now, Your Moment of Zen
It seems like further explanation is necessary. Nope, welcome to New Mexico. http://instagr.am/p/WhtnFcsTWZ/  –Quinn Mulhern ?