Author: Thomas Cunningham

UFC on Fuel: Silva vs Stann
Wand back to Japan http://fb.me/G6BS9BUI  –Wanderlei Silva ‏

Just heard @BrianStann is from Scranton Pennsylvania, wonder if he ever been to Dunder mifflin, and if he met Michael Scott n Dwight schrute  –Brad Tavares ‏

@BradTavares Ha, sure have buddy  –Brian Stann ‏

Happy our lost luggage finally got here a day later then us, underwear and socks were starting to get very crispy @ufc  –Stefan Struve ‏

Gomi pulled the sunglasses and don’t look you in the eyes for face
off… It’s on #gametime #innerLIONisROARING #YES #WARRIORMODE #EXCITED 
–Diego Sanchez

Daaaaaammmm awesome card  –Mark Hunt ‏

I’m bad and I’m mad!!!!! I’ll beat Dong Hyun Kim so bad, his sponsor hat wouldn’t fit his head!!!!!! Siyar Bahadurzada

I love Japan the best place I have been so far and the ppl are very nice, such a good vibe  –Alex Caceres ‏

@NamPhanMMA Namsan ARIGATOU!!! I’ll do my best!!  –Takeya Mizugaki ‏

Ronda and Liz: Kicking Ass and Making History
Congrats @RondaRousey and @iamgirlrilla for making UFC 157 everything I knew it would be! Tons of respect for u both. –Dana White ‏

Thank you everyone for all the support, what an amazing night 🙂 –Ronda Rousey ‏

I gave 100% tonight. Thank you for your support! I shall return. #lizbos  –Liz Carmouche ‏

Congrats to @RondaRousey ! I need to learn those armbars!! Great technick !  –Demian Maia ‏

Wow Liz had @RondaRousey in trouble for a second & almost took her to the second round. #Almost #ufc157 Ronda is a stud.  –Yves Edwards ‏

You can’t stop it, you can only hope to contain. #RondaArmlock #RondaLock  –Kenny Florian ‏

This is sad to admit but i think ronda rousey and liz carmouche are stronger than me lol 🙁 –Nam Phan ‏

More Ladies Ready to Go
🙂  –Sara McMann ‏

My desire to fight comes from within me,it’s a personal journey of
accomplishment,not meant to be judged or for me to judge others #MMA
#Now  –Cat Zingano ‏

It is with great satisfaction and joy that I come to thank you all for
the kindness, support and congratulations, I’m very happy,very much  –Amanda Nunes ‏

I’ve always really liked @VICE and @FIGHTLAND …what a poopy impression I left them 😉   –Julie Kedzie ‏

Weighty Issues
Jamie Varner just told me I look like the guy who ate Dustin Poirier ……… I’m fat.  –Dustin Poirier

Another Kind of Hungry
“@bjpenndotcom: Dana White Impressed With Strikeforce Imports Raising Of The Bar | UFC News http://fb.me/2zkQrnwvC ” SO. HUNGRY.  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

Tae Kwon Joe
One of these days I need to have @joerogan teach me his spinning back kick. I’d love to learn it better  –Chris Camozzi ‏

Tore His Head Right Off!
Ha @DiegoBrandaoMMA has @clayguida in a bad ass rear naked choke pic.twitter.com/HrGvnxvnLs  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Green Gangsta
Ghetto cruising threw irvine after practice @TeamOyama listening to
@vinnie_paz … Looking for trouble …And yes I’m in my Prius –Ian McCall

R.I.P. Ramon
My buddy said “well, looks like heaven needed a striking coach” I thought that was cool. R.I.P. Mr.Dekkers –Duane Ludwig ‏

Rest in peace Ramon Dekkers. Very sad day for the combat sports world. One of my biggest inspirations. pic.twitter.com/QVF9kyjHQ6 –Dan Hardy ‏

UFC 157: Rousey vs Carmouche
UFC 157 making history this Saturday!!! http://youtu.be/GfOyz2sy7Ts  –Dana White ‏

Trying to concentrate… #ufc157openworkout http://instagr.am/p/V_9fzShEb6/  –Ronda Rousey ‏

I am overwhelmed by the amount of followers I have now. Thank you #Lizbos new & old I appreciate each & everyone of you!   –Liz Carmouche ‏

Sooooo @Strikeforce wins again in main event for #UFC157 no matter what …. Just sayin –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

After dinner it is time To go The bed! Thanks every body Tomorrow has open Workout! –Lyoto Machida ‏

Late 2 the open workout, w good company! @RondaRousey @DUANEBANGCOM fabiopradobjj @SneakyTommy @HandyCandi http://instagr.am/p/V9-aCDs4nQ/  –Urijah Faber ‏

Just landed in Anaheim baby!! Sucks I’m not fighting but it’s gonna be awesome to watch @UrijahFaber kill it!  –Chad Mendes ‏

Can’t wait for Henderson vs Machida!!! #mma #UFC  –Mark Bocek ‏

Just got here this late this afternoon….it’s an honor. #ufc157 @ufc  –Lavar Johnson ‏

Real, these gloves are going to be weapon covers soon. Nice! pic.twitter.com/jClOVCS23A  –Cat Zingano ‏

Girl Power Everywhere
Wow. Really? My girlfriend and I were pestering & wrestling this morning. Then she put me in an arm triangle choke and laughed. Great. Haha. –Michael McDonald ‏

Fight of the Night Bonus: Twenty Bronze Coins
The 1st UFC 80 A.D. http://instagr.am/p/WCkZXFJ1bU/  –Danny Castillo

Team Naptime
I can not over state my love of naps.  –Stipe Miocic ‏

The best part of waking up is not folgers in your cup. It’s going back to bed for another hour  –Mitch Clarke ‏

POWERFUL
I am here @joerogan podcast NOW!!!!! –Dana White ‏

Fathers and Sons
Daaad? http://instagr.am/p/WA9bsBTFhb/ –Ian McCal

Taking my old man for a lift like my buddy @dc_mma taught me pic.twitter.com/XzToZFlc   –Kyle Kingsbury ‏

Never Too Young to Mean-Mug
Lil Duane BANG must think he’s taken photos for his @ufc profile. Relax, we’re at chuck e cheese Ninja pic.twitter.com/cccehYiTaD –Duane Ludwig ‏

Can We Name One “Melmac”?
With all of these exoplanets being discovered, don’t you think we should name some after the planets in Star Wars?  –Dan Hardy ‏

I Brain UFC, Bro!
Happy MRI and brain test day!! #prettyGown #ufc158 http://instagr.am/p/V-TbyvMTbG/  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

Obligatory Shanky Zombie Tweet
Important information. Study this carefully. pic.twitter.com/szEbgKpK  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

UFC on Fuel: Barao vs McDonald
A few minutes, in the plane to London. I’m going to war, I’ll fight by Brazil and MMA lovers.  –Renan Barão ‏

At the Pre-fight Press Conference today. #UFConFUELTV7 pic.twitter.com/gexsXTP0  –Michael McDonald ‏

My weight is right on track and I’m focused. I would like to thank everyone for the support. I’m prepared to battle and my tools are sharp!  –Dustin Poirier

@DustinPoirier I watched your interview on Monsterzym. I’m waiting for you. I hope you win the fight 🙂  –Chan Sung Jung ‏

Kill time http://instagr.am/p/VtbCyIp3yY/   –Jimi Manuwa ‏

This trip to England has been amazing and the UK fans are awesome can’t wait to fight Saturday it’s gonna be a Blood Bath!!! #teamgreen  –Matthew Riddle ‏

Thanx for all messages, appreciate them all! Few more pounds to lose to be bang on weight. Can’t wait for Saturday night @ufc #letsdothis  –Terry Etim ‏

I’m a little bummed my weigh in underwear didn’t make it in time. I hate not matching. –Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 what color do u need? ; )  –Duane Ludwig ‏

@DUANEBANGCOM lime green. #TheresNoWayURthatGood –Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 sharpie ; ) give me 30min haha  –Duane Ludwig ‏

I love room service!! pic.twitter.com/Vxi7OQ7X
Damn it. I wasn’t supposed to eat all the onion rings  pic.twitter.com/USnPMqzi –Tom Kong Watson ‏

The harder I work the luckier I get! So true, @UFC_UK it’s weigh in day! –Phil Harris ‏

This Valentines day sucked! Was spent taking a romantic bath all by myself! Boo cutting weight. http://instagr.am/p/VulqI_IRhC/  –Ulysses Gomez ‏

Happy vday to my lovely wife and child. Ill be home soon and hopefully with a fat win bonus to buy you extra flowers!! @ufc  –Josh Grispi ‏

Bloody Valentine
Happy Valentines Day everyone! –Dana White ‏

Happy valentines day kitty pic.twitter.com/piSMm2am  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! http://instagr.am/p/Vu_IL7Gujp/  –Cung Le ‏

No matter how ugly and eat up I am this one has my back happy valentines day Shiloh pic.twitter.com/HmWssE03 –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

My date for this Valentines Day pic.twitter.com/Wy0nj8Gn  –Al Iaquinta ‏

Best way to spend Valentines Day!! http://instagr.am/p/Vuzueahf0e/  –Alexis Davis ‏

My lil Valentine http://twitpic.com/c3rzmx  –Jake Ellenberger ‏

Happy Valentine’s Day #Lizbos !  –Liz Carmouche ‏

Happy Valentines Day to my Girls! #motivation http://instagr.am/p/VuPl2CvCIz/  –Gilbert Melendez ‏

Know what I got for Valentine’s day? Exactly what I wanted; absolutely
nothing. It’s just another #BullS**t #Holiday #ThugjitsuThoughts  –Yves
Edwards ‏

When she says she doesn’t want flowers or dinner…. She wants flowers and dinner. And preferably somewhere you don’t pay before you eat. –Amir Sadollah ‏

Listen to Mr. Brutal
#IOC please remove your head from your butt and stop crushing the dreams of millions of kids. #SaveOlympicWresting pic.twitter.com/zIUPQc9h  –Brutal Johnny Bedford ‏

But the Stache stays Superfly
Me and my new strength and conditioning coach @DuranElite. My hair says “I’ve just had my ass kicked” pic.twitter.com/839OSVQx  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

There’s Throwing Stars Next to the Crumpets
You have been warned. Now… tea anyone? pic.twitter.com/Ii3q21HM  –Dan Hardy ‏

Breaking Bones
I guess they’re filming the last season of breaking bad right now, got to figure out a way to get in there
If you guys need an extra or anything I’ll be in town for the next 9 weeks!! let’s hook it up 🙂 @aaronpaul_8 @bryancranston   –Jon Bones Jones ‏

Watch it. It’s Awesome.
Primetime episode 2 is now free online! http://www.ufc.com/media/157-primetime-ep-2  –Ronda Rousey ‏

Uncle Chubby
Dark chocolate bacon bars and my @mmaelitebrand shirt … Life dosnt suck http://instagr.am/p/VvRZ4lTFim/  –Ian McCall ‏

One Chill Cat
I forget how cool it is drinking coffee, checking out a bookstore where its all quiet. Very calming;) @ufc @zingananobjj @themmalab #relax  –Cat Zingano ‏

“That’ll Be Boring”, said NO ONE
It’s a superfight… again!! RT ‏@MMAjunkie USA TODAY: Top lw contender Pettis dropping to 145, meets Aldo Aug. 3 http://on.ufc.com/14OKXvt  –UFC ‏

Sometimes it’s Better Not to Know
Thanks to @lastcall155 for scaring the fart outa me  –Duane Ludwig ‏

@DUANEBANGCOM hahaha! You play, you pay! 😉  –Danny Castillo

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Nugget?
Jonah: “dad, how’d they get the chicken inside of the nugget?” ‏ –Matt Mitrione

New Wave Bieber Hawk?
Wow! @LancePalmer just changed the hair game! It’s a new era ,move over Mullet! We need a name for this hair style ? pic.twitter.com/C5vQzOKf  –Joseph Benavidez

WTD?
My iPhone won’t stop correcting f#*% to duck. When have I ever texted the word ‘duck’ to someone. Come on  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

Laughs, Tears, and History Making!
Episode 1 of UFC Primetime: Rousey vs Carmouche is now available online for your viewing pleasure: http://www.ufc.com/media/157-primetime-ep-1 … –UFC ‏

The Kicks in the Hall
The entire @UriahHallMMA KO in one place. You’re welcome. http://bit.ly/YEKkAn  #TUF  –TUF on FX ‏

Crazy, nasty KO wasn’t it west coast!? @UriahHallMMA vs @adamcellamma  –Dana White ‏

Ho. Ly. S*^t. @TUFonFX   –Stipe Miocic ‏

Just rewatched Uriah hall spin kick that guys face off. Man… I need to start doing better work  –Ian McCall ‏

Man thank you guys for all the kind words I’ve never had so much support especially from people I don’t know I really apreiciat it thanks  –Uriah Hall ‏

She Likes Ike
Love the support I get from my wonderful girlfriend who comes to all my fights to support me –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Bader: Food Bully
Oh yeah!!!!! chicken ,asparagus, little potatoes. @MFers pic.twitter.com/ErKthPa4  –Seth Baczynski ‏

@Sethbmma potatoes will make u fat Seth. I see u have butter on them fatty  –Ryan Bader ‏

@ryanbader I’m a loser, what can I say.  –Seth Baczynski ‏

@Sethbmma now u made me feel bad, I’m sorry I take it back  –Ryan Bader ‏

Kenflo Always had Style
Back when I was in the Navy with my trusty sidekick #tbt #navy #sailor #crying http://instagr.am/p/VczY2xSSS-/  –Kenny Florian ‏

Great Idea or Greatest Idea Ever?
Might ask Burt Watson to sleep over my house until the twins are born. Spare room. When my wife’s water breaks, I need to hear “WE ROLLIN!”  –Dave Sholler ‏

Is there a Dolce Diet for Cats?
Next years Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/olQN5CVo  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

UFC 156: Aldo vs Edgar
Almost There…#weighin  –Jose ‘Scarface’ Aldo ‏

Iron Army http://instagr.am/p/VLlmRgE3Op/  –Frankie Edgar ‏

Look at the back of my neck yesterday trying 2 steal the show at media day.. http://instagram.com/p/VMoDock1Oe/ He is in a bad mood 2day because we got 2 cut weight & he is gonna lose a couple of inches!! My neck hate weight cuts!! He has heavyweight ambitions! Lol photo by @ryanloco #ufc156 #blackzilians  –Rashad Evans ‏

According to DW, Silva said, “You better start respecting me.” Reem said, “I’m going to f’n destroy you.”  –Alistair Overeem ‏

Looks great, but first time I have one of those in my hands, with fans here in Vegas! Cmon @round5 ! When will I get them? http://twitpic.com/bzvn15  –Demian Maia ‏

I haven’t ever been this happy and excited to be @ufc … Finally it’s time to show you who I am –Ian McCall ‏

Me and @LancePalmer gonna be looking good for the big show Saturday night! #UFC156 pic.twitter.com/AyMEgytq  –Joseph Benavidez

Making weight, #LikeABoss w/ @mikebrownmma @teamtooke & @takedown_brown #UFC156 #GoodTimes pic.twitter.com/0SfEGjiN  –Yves Edwards ‏

At the Mandalay bay and I’ve already got lost twice in 20 minutes –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Young Whippersnappers
Dear Old man in gym locker room, I will not carry on a conversation with you until you put some pants on. Thanks  –Tim Kennedy ‏

All the dudes next to me are reading the newspaper, I’m reading the news on my phone. #GenerationGap  –Danny Castillo

Knew He Was Gonna Say That
YES………..  –Diego Sanchez

The Sport of Warriors
Who wants to get served in Ping pong this weekend in Vegas?  –Jake Ellenberger ‏

Facial Hair Tweets of the Week
@clayguida not gunna lie … You look goooood with that on your face –Ian McCall ‏

Hangin with the MONSTER @Showtimepettis pic.twitter.com/qztvnaC8  –Dana White ‏

@danawhite ASK HIM IF HE’LL SHAVE MY CHIN HAIR LIKE HIS!!!  –Pat Barry ‏

Tom Selleck’s + Don Frye’s > All other mustaches combined. –Tim Kennedy ‏

Mr. Shanky Gone Wild
After I get my very serious business attended to, I’m going to bed. Goodnight everyone! pic.twitter.com/PsGOyRjv  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

That Opponent Sucks
#throwbackthrusday randaroozie “I don’t get it…that’s all I know how to do!” http://instagr.am/p/VK9kisBEUm/  –Ronda Rousey ‏

What Happens When Stipe does Q&A
God loved me. RT @TheBillJeffery: @smiocic Mr. Miocic, why does your head look like Winnie the Pooh’s honey pot?  –Stipe Miocic ‏

The Tooth is Gone, the Nick is Everywhere
Thanks for the shirt, @NickTheTooth http://instagr.am/p/VK5mowKbx3/  –Joe Lauzon ‏

STOP!
Sometimes I wonder if there’s a difference between regular time and hammer time  –Mitch Clarke ‏

UFC on FOX: Johnson vs Dodson
Flyweight title fight on tap – @MightyMouseUFC vs. @JohnDodsonMMA pic.twitter.com/biMveTpv  –UFC ‏

Weight cut time 🙂 #teammighty  –Demetrious Johnson

I finally got a photo with @Rampage4real Coolest man on the planet. http://via.me/-933zme4 –John Dodson

Hard work is gonna pay off this weekend. @reebok #tearitup pic.twitter.com/QWjCdpeF  –Quinton Jackson

You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough! Be phenomenal or be forgotten! @Ericthomasbtc #noregrets pic.twitter.com/96VEcCxq  –Anthony Pettis ‏

Sometimes you come to Chicago to fight and end up here! What a crazy day already http://lockerz.com/s/278956604 –Donald Cowboy Cerrone ‏

Went from 80 degrees in Phoenix to 10 degrees in Chicago, finally get to wear a coat. pic.twitter.com/ijDCkONC  –Ryan Bader ‏

Some hungry peeps! http://instagr.am/p/U4oeE5IVfH/  –Erik Jon Koch ‏

At the United Center for the Pre-fight press conference. http://instagr.am/p/U4BnvtrMgL/  –Ricardo Lamas ‏

I know 2 people ready for The Dudes fight! pic.twitter.com/ASI88NMd  –Clay Guida ‏

Thank you very much for the support. I will do my best to win this  –Hatsu Hioki ‏

So many wonderful people in #Chicago what an amazing place remember this Saturday @ufc is in town come support us 🙂  –Simeon Thoresen ‏

Met some great fans in front of the hotel… pic.twitter.com/RYgbFCF3  –Mike Russow

Personal record for me today, 3 tweets in one day, I think I’m getting the hang of this 🙂  –Mike Russow

171 pic.twitter.com/UHhZ7Al1  –Pascal Krauss ‏

Headed to Chicago- UFC ON FOX.  –Chael Sonnen ‏

It’s What He Does and Why He Does It!
I love that Burt gets happy every time somebody makes weight  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Meanwhile in Chicago, Miller Goes for It
Had some Chicago deep dish and went 1-0 in arm wrestling, that’s a damn good night in my book. Even turned on the switch, over the top style  –Jim Miller ‏

Nerd Fight Brewing
Holy crap, Archer is the best cartoon ever #expectingnerdybacklashfromstatement  –Ronda Rousey ‏

@RondaRousey Yup hilarious but #familyguy  –Kenny Florian ‏

@kennyflorian wha?! come back to GFC and we’ll settle this Kflo!! 😉  –Ronda Rousey

Cold Cliches
I was going to take a picture of the temp gauge in my car. Then realized everyone else on twitter did it already. #Cold –Stipe Miocic ‏

Tweets About Eats
Where do you think sells the best cookies?  –Dan Hardy ‏

Hard times shopping.Then they spring this on me,2 of my favorite things combined. Anyone try these? #FlyweightProblems pic.twitter.com/naipAjeK  –Joseph Benavidez ‏

When the will 2 win consumes ur thoughts, I need reminders 4 the little things. #CampLife #Feb16th http://instagr.am/p/U4YP-OJ1SK/  –Danny Castillo

Do they still make those soda-delicious snacks? They were delicious and shaped like bottles of pop #diabeetus  –Mitch Clarke ‏

Obligatory Mr. Shanky Zombie Tweet
Number one rule, cardio pic.twitter.com/sswubNKz –Daron Cruickshank ‏

They Don’t Call Him “Uncle Pleasant”
Hate kill destroy … Off to the gym. Have a nice night f**ers  –Ian McCall ‏

Who Hasn’t?
It seems perfectly normal to me to remove the stitches over my eye with toenail clippers in my bathroom?  –Tim Kennedy ‏

TUF 17 Poised to be a Big Hit
Thank u!!! Glad everyone is loving TUF on FX tonight.  –Dana White ‏

Looking forward to the #TUF premier tonight. I hope @BubbaTheMenace does well and @JonnyBones and @sonnench provide hours of entertainment.   –Carlos Condit ‏