Author: Thomas Cunningham

UFC on FX 7: Belfort vs Bisping
So what did Bisping do to get Belfort so riled up at the presser? See for yourself  …  –UFC ‏

He touched my face so I pushed it away and he put it back a little aggressively, then he started shouting,… who’s the hooligan now eh? Lol
I literally just laughed at him. As it was funny to see him lose his cool like that. ….. Feeling the pressure vitor?  –Michael ‏Bisping

Ja no backstage da pesagem do #ufcsaopaulo / I am here at the backstage http://instagr.am/p/Ui7CXbIWsr/   –Vitor Belfort ‏

Up close and personal ! http://instagr.am/p/Um_tX4J-rQ/  –CB Dollaway ‏

I’m cutting weight, but my jabroni coaches are stuffing their faces with acai. @mchasecorley @TeamRabadi @teamtooke http://lockerz.com/s/277606818  –Andrew Craig ‏

Talking to the press right after @ufc on FX 7 press conf. /Atendendo a imprensa logo apos a coletiva! http://twitpic.com/bw16n9  –Daniel Sarafian ‏

We’ve Found Tim Kennedy’s Weakness
Dear Girl Scouts, Take those horribly devilish morsels of deliciousness (cookies) far away from me. I don’t want to buy them! Everyone   –Tim Kennedy ‏

Mustache Not Included
You wanna turn your child into a man? Put him on a wrestling mat. Sport saved my life http://instagr.am/p/UouelszFug/   –Ian McCall ‏

Hair Tactics
Thats a bad idea RT @MirkoJurak: @smiocic You would look much more badass if you shaved your head! Ask your fans if you don’t believe me ;P   –Stipe Miocic ‏

The beard as come on well again was going to shave it off but since its snowing again ill keep it a little longer 🙂 pic.twitter.com/bGDqTU1o   –John Maguire ‏

Not Mr. Hoppy! NO!
Thinking of you @kylenoke pic.twitter.com/Br6T91uC  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Castillo Pre-Headband Era
U ever see a childhood picture & wonder 2 urself, Who the f^ck was dressing me??? #Rugby #Why http://instagr.am/p/UnAXumJ1bh/  –Danny Castillo

Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That
Just two dudes takin a nap in public like a couple of bros. pic.twitter.com/yU8DU1F3  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Watch Where You’re Going, Carlos!
Bumped into @JohnDodsonMMA at the gym tonight! Finishing up up camp and ready for Chicago next weekend! http://ow.ly/gUDO2   –Carlos Condit ‏

World Class Coaching
Strategy for this fight Nandor , use your bitching’ name …that and don’t die #Strikeforce –Mitch Clarke ‏

Thanks for Flying Bader Air
@ryanbader is looking good. He hit me so hard I had to use my GPS to get home lol   –Seth Baczynski ‏

UFC Tonight on the Other Hand…
I promise I will never have to go on Oprah to apologize for anything.  –Tim Kennedy ‏

Strikeforce: Marquardt vs Saffiedine
Drooling onto my shirt watching food shows #fighterproblemz #diet #weightcut  –Nate Marquardt ‏

Early departure to Oklahoma with @DanielWoirin few more days until fight day. Super pumped to fight on last #Strikeforce event. #Champion  –Tarec Saffiedine ‏

At dinner last night. With @LukeRockhold @BradPenny @Mak4afight and terry. Was a good dinner and great time w/ friends pic.twitter.com/FoymI2bJ  –Daniel Cormier ‏

I’m not sure why. I always watch cooking shows when I’m cutting weight. #GluttonForPunishment  –Tim Kennedy ‏

Had me a nice lil breakfast and I got just over 8lbs to go. Very well hydrated so can easily cut that in about an hour.  –Patrick Healy ‏

Got a nice little sweat in. pic.twitter.com/rRXsQ3al  –Ryan Couture ‏

155 lbs! Did it. Fight night tomorrow. I’m ready. Thank you to my team, family, friends,& supporters. @jeffclarkmma pic.twitter.com/AOXjDIWQ   –KJ Noons ‏

Guys this is the link to watch my fight free online #Strikeforce http://sho.com/freepreview  Galera esse é o link pra assistir minha luta.  –Roger Gracie ‏

People say strikeforce won’t have a good legacy but for me it was an awesome experience and I’m glad I was part of it! Thanks –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Stop Tweeting in the Mirror, Benson!
ahahahawM ???ti si ksa ot hcum oot ton s’taht…REVE ,rethgif tseb eht eb ot tnaw tsuj I  –Benson Henderson ‏

You Had Us at Chael
Tonight on @FUELTV DON’T miss “UFC Roundtable: The Analysts” Fri 10pm on w/ @JayGlazer @SugaRashadEvans @brianstann @kennyflorian @sonnench  –Kenny Florian ‏

It Would Be Weird If You Didn’t
You look a lot like Carlos Condit #IGetThatALot  –Carlos Condit ‏

Shakedown at Team Alpha Male
In the gym office hiding frm Master Thong. He wants money! – Im not falling4that sh^t again, not now, not ev http://instagr.am/p/UUeLgqJ1am/

F^^^^^ck! Master Thong is waiting for me outside 🙁 Hopefully this stand-off doesn’t take long. I got sh^t to do. –Danny Castillo

Not Everyone Loves Twitter
Not sure what the hype about Twitter is? Why only 140 letters? I spend more time figuring out how to shorten my sentences then anything else  –Sean Sherk

At Least It’s not Bad For Your Brain or… Oh.
An awesome piece on the brain and multitasking. Apparently checking your Twitter every 5 min is very bad for your brain  …  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

Rabbit Mullet Wig?
Family heirloom. Yeah, I know it’s cool. pic.twitter.com/hb5hs1wc  –Seth Baczynski ‏

Fighters Care
DONT DO DRUGS! http://instagr.am/p/UONiW0nfen/  –Cyrille Diabaté ‏

Serious Food Issues
I’m eating luncheon meat with no bread by itself cause I’m too tired to make food after practice, the only emotion I feel is shame. Is there a way to eat so much salami and bologna that you become a superhero?  –Mitch Clarke ‏

Congrats! (What a Nerd)
Not gonna lie I think it’s pretty cool I’m on UFC roster of fighters can’t stop staring at it! This is for real a dream come true!  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

You do. No, Seriously!
So I’m working my way off of crutches=I need a sparkling PIMP cane like Shonie Carter!  –Duane Ludwig ‏

Gotham Needs You, Forrest
In my head the fanny pack I wear looks like the Batmans utility belt. I don’t need the truth. –Forrest Griffin ‏

It’s a Living
Man I love being at the gym. And hitting people is pretty sweet too.  –Stipe Miocic ‏

The Neeewww UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World –Again…
Thank you to all who support me. You gave me strength in the fight. –Cain Velasquez ‏

Fans at the airport welcome new champion Cain Velasquez back home… with mariachis http://youtu.be/KG2dECRNU3w  –UFC ‏

Adult Diapers, Aisle Three
Any establishment that sells diuretics but does not have a bathroom is just cruel #30minuteparkingenforcement –Ronda Rousey ‏

Sounds Like a Threat
@danhardymma when you coming back to vegas let’s make some green drinks. I’ll give you my bone broth recipe  –Forrest Griffin ‏

And a Time Machine
Someone bring me a zima.  –Scott Jorgensen ‏

 “@Scottjorgensen: Someone bring me a zima.” Haha and a Walkman  –Chris Camozzi ‏

Hot Yoga, It’s Totally Manly, Bro!
Heading to @hyi505 for some hot yoga with @CubSwanson @LilSteveSwanson new year resolution to get more flexible in my old age –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Nature or Nurture?
Why is she so weird? pic.twitter.com/aqpyEer5  –Matt Mitrione ‏

What About Unicorns?
Found this carved into the wood at my seat in a sushi restaurant im eating at http://instagr.am/p/UCwW00w0kB/  –Rory MacDonald ‏

More Atypical Graffiti
This is the kind of bathroom graffiti I like to see. pic.twitter.com/CSwFjCZY  –Amir Sadollah ‏

Guaranteed Awesome
Coming Jan 22 to FX http://bit.ly/ZYj3xm  –Dana White

Or Just Hungry
If I said I want to go to Sandwich Island, would you think I was crazy? #FactOfFiction  –Dan Hardy ‏

Like How You Roll, Mitch
I have a briefcase full of tacos, that’s not a metaphor for anything, I just like tacos  –Mitch Clarke ‏

But He’s Not Wrong
I once heard @seanshelby say that “styles don’t make fights, he & Joe Silva make fights”. #cocky #ufc #mma  –Kenny Florian ‏

Senior Discount Hookups, Bro!
Since I started to go to mass in the mornings, the average age of my new homies is significantly higher. –Danny Castillo

Way Better than, “I’m Clumsy”
#StoryBehindMyScar This crazy Brazilian got the best of me  –Cub Swanson

The Culmination of Your Life’s Work
Haven’t had any partial nude toilet pics lately. I’m sorry for letting you guys down. Expect a zombie themed toilet pic soon. You’re welcome –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Future “Cage Fighter”
Father of the year award http://instagr.am/p/T7QhLczFmE/ –Ian McCall ‏

That Catch-Phrase is so 2012!
@benfowlkesMMA @dannyboydownes I know, Bro. I know. Just let me bang, ok, bro? –Julie Kedzie ‏

You’ll Never Get in Tweets of the Week with Lame Tweets like…
Yo what’s happening everybody!!! –Stipe Miocic ‏

UFC 155: Dos Santos vs Velasquez II
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiight Weeeeeeeeeek!!!!!! JDS vs Cain Velasquez for the UFC Heavyweight Championship.  –Dana White ‏

Tonight I had my last training session before the fight. Tomorrow we’ll have the weigh-in n Saturday it’s show time Thank u for your support  –Junior Dos Santos

Come meet me this Sunday in Vegas pic.twitter.com/zb8QrlFZ @Affliction  –Cain Velasquez ‏

I don’t mind the hard training or being away from family around a fight… the worst hardship is dealing w/ hotel internet. #UFC155 #1Down  –Joe Lauzon ‏

hey just wanna say good to @JimMiller_155 & @JoeLauzon . 2 awesome guys & fighters. wish both the best of luck 🙂   –Nam Phan ‏

@NamPhanMMA thanks bud  –Jim Miller

@cainmma hey good luck Saturday. I knew last time u were hurt and I admire that u made no excuses. Now is your time, go take what is yours!  –Joey Beltran ‏

Thanks guys for all the support, make sure to Join http://www.facebook.com/chrislebencrippler … –Chris Leben ‏

I’m a skinny rat and still have more to do  will do 7lbs tonight then the rest in the morning  http://instagr.am/p/Tw2T3dIFmK/  –Brad Pickett ‏

WOW!!! @danawhite just made my week he told me I was like fed ex I always deliver!  –Leonard Garcia ‏

My 4 yr old daughter said “daddy we just want you to win” . The game has changed , it’s slaughtering season . #UFC155  –Derek Brunson ‏

Latest list of UFC 155 fighter video blogs – new stuff w/ JDS, Cain, Belcher, J-Lau, Goyo, Fury,and more http://www.ufc.com/news//ufc-155-fighter-blogs?new …  –UFC ‏

Truly blessed with great people in my life! #grateful  –Jerome-Max Holloway ‏

My 2nd video blog for UFC 155 is up now!!! http://youtu.be/cPPPuJn0gvc  –Dana White ‏

Trials & Tribulations of Pat Barry
DISASTER!!! http://instagr.am/p/TyXT4hPZ4N/   –Pat Barry ‏

Proud Papa
Lil BANG hangs his sisters purse on the door handle and uses it as a heavy bag. #Proud haha  –Duane Ludwig ‏

It’s Crossed Species!
Ha! I see it! RT @Doobs911: @lastcall155 ahhh my dog doing the frank Mir face pic.twitter.com/De3aXSP6  –Danny Castillo ‏

He Does! It’s @Cruickshank155
I think my cat should have a twitter. –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Cryptic Tweet of the Week
Trees  –Julie Kedzie ‏

Ironic Tweet of the Week
Social media is an important part of my life. * things you hope aren’t true  –Forrest Griffin ‏

Unexpected Tweet of the Week
I want to go see Les Mis!!!!  –Tim Kennedy ‏

Season’s Greetings: UFC Style
Merry Christmas everyone!!!! –Dana White ‏

I hope Santa was good to everyone today. Merry Christmas!! –Stipe Miocic ‏

Oh man I am not good at wrapping. Neither am I good at rapping. The difference is a gift bag won’t save me in a rap battle. Merry Christmas!  –Amir Sadollah ‏

Happy Hollidays everyone!  –Carlos Condit ‏

Hehe merry Christmas … How you had a good one http://instagr.am/p/TtggEdzFko/  –Ian McCall ‏

Happy Christmas everyone! –Dan Hardy ‏

Merry Christmas from @Ikevallieflagg @clayguida @cubswanson http://instagr.am/p/TosKJdqY81/  –Cub Swanson ‏

I have never felt deeper sadness than now  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

we all know where Quin is! Separating himself from the love!! –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

the photographer never called me back!!  –Quinn Mulhern ‏

I just double as Quin whenever he #BigTimes us pic.twitter.com/RwbKuaxU  –Cub Swanson ‏

I promise to resist my God given gift of killing and let Santa survive the night. He is breaking and entering, but I’ll let it slide. –Tim Kennedy ‏

For all the chicks that DIDN’T train today …. That’s just another one more I’m ahead of all you guys #seasonsbeatings @iamgirlrilla 😉  –Ronda Rousey ‏

Apocalypse No
So who believes the world is ending tomorrow?  –Miesha Tate ‏

Dear Santa, Please have the apocalypse start tomorrow. I know it’s a couple days before Christmas, but this would really make my day! 🙂  –Tim Kennedy ‏

What times the world meant to end ? –Jimi Manuwa ‏

If the world is going to end, can someone just tell me what happens in the series finale for Curb Your Enthusiasm?   –Tom Lawlor ‏

what time exactly is the world suppose to end tomorrow? I got a OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE gift card & i wanna have my last meal there lol 🙂   –Nam Phan ‏

The world ends tomorrow I guess ! DAMN!!! Wish I would have gotten my black belt in BJJ …  –Mike Pyle ‏

What time does the World end tomorrow? On west coast time… #EndOfTheWorld  –Vinny Magalhaes ‏

13 mins till the world ends? This should be interesting  –Ian McCall ‏

I thought its supposed to be the end of the world?! I’m tired and it snowed but that’s it. Good morning everyone 🙂  –Bart Palaszewski ‏

Woke up ready for zombies and instead wake up to some wind #notfair  –Joe Proctor ‏

No doomsday? I feel ripped off.  –Joe Lauzon ‏

Trusting the Mayans was stupid anyway! They never saw the Spanish coming –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Well, I think we survived! #InsomniacsUnite 😉  –Mike Quick Swick ‏

Still alive!!!! Til morning, night ch’all   –Tony Ferguson ‏

Don’t be alarmed, but something weird is happening. I’m in Nottingham in December, and I can see blue sky… pic.twitter.com/iisjkpJQ  –Dan Hardy ‏

What really happened is… the Mayan who made the calendar just got sick and tired of writing… Said f**k it! I’ll be long gone by then!!  –Brad Tavares ‏

this dude had a pretty sweet beard for the end of the world pic.twitter.com/kiTGCtZP  –Court McGee ‏

Damn…. Nothing is happening…. Double Damn!!!!! #MayanApocalypse  –Tim Kennedy ‏

What do all those people do now that really thought the world would end? #rapture2012  –Scott Jorgensen ‏

So the world didn’t end today, looks like I’ll have to save my zombie apocalypse skills for a later date. –Daron Cruickshank ‏

Kos’ Post Non-Apocalypse Advice
Put a smile on your face & stop being a hater all your life.  –Josh Koscheck ‏

A Cuppa Joe for Joe
This coffee just understands me right now.  –Joseph Benavidez ‏

Grrrl Power
@RondaRousey & I have no need to talk smack we are representatives of this great country. #MarineVsOlympian #usa #classyBroad #UFC157title  –LIZ CARMOUCHE ‏

Not sure why people think “feminist” means “man-hater” ’cause I’m a damn feminist & I ❤’em. I just like getting the same opportunities, bro.  –Julie Kedzie ‏

The Karate Kid Cut
Throwback Thursday huh? 16 right here. Best hair cut EVA! pic.twitter.com/64kN84wu  –Duane Ludwig ‏

Frank Mir Face is the New Lump of Coal in Your Stocking
Every year I wait last minute to get Christmas shopping done. http://instagr.am/p/TgZLiap1Vr/  –Danny Castillo ‏

Stipe Miocic: Big Head, Bigger Heart
Come out to the Hooley House this Sunday during the Browns game for the Bears For Burns event. Proceeds go to Metro Pediatric Burn Unit  –Stipe Miocic ‏

UFC on FX: Sotiropoulos vs Pearson
Warning: crazy man displays ‘Hard core to the core’ training techniques. Boxing Wednesday with @georgesots…  –George Sotiropoulos ‏

Really loving the vibe here an the support from the Australian fans has been amazing! Thank you can’t wait to fight for you guys!!  –Ross Pearson ‏

Thats it my friends, now its time to get it done on the octagon!!! pic.twitter.com/HdkbpNm5  –Rousimar Palhares ‏

Getting some body work done #TUFSmashes @UFC_Australia #UFConFX6  –Benny Blanco Alloway ‏

Finally the day of weigh ins! I got the last 4 lbs to drop and it’s game time! I’m feelin good n ready for war! Thanks for all the support!  –Chad Mendes ‏

Time to get skinny  @ufc  –Robert Whittaker ‏

Just finished workout with my team and were are going for a refresh on the beach , waiting tomorrows weigh in .  –Igor Pokrajac

TUF 16 Finale
#meathead is the official hashtag this week for my people. Let’s blow it up. #tuf16finale #ufc #mma‏ –Matt Mitrione

Nelson vs nelson at the hardrock must watch on fx @pretorianhard http://fb.me/1qPSBGUZq  –Roy Nelson ‏

http://youtu.be/_See7uGQ3Hc  Is that Mike Ricci or Pat Barry? @HypeOrDie #UFC  –Mike Ricci ‏

Fight week is here  –Melvin Guillard ‏

Today’s pain for tomorrow’s glory! @ufc #ufc #weightcut #fight2win http://instagr.am/p/TOf-5KHPCq/  –Jamie Varner ‏

Just landed in Vegas, thanks to all who have helped me to this point! #trainhard #fighteasy #blessed  –Colton Smith ‏

My man @ColtonSmithMMA sporting Ranger panties for his @ufc open workout! pic.twitter.com/DtJ70gcb  –Tim Kennedy ‏

Ran into @ColtonSmithMMA this morning at the gym. He and @TimKennedyMMA were right: @aHIGHLIGHTcraig looks like Fedor’s ugly sister!   –James Head ‏

Everything is falling into place. Only 2 lbs to go! Weigh ins in less than 4 hrs. Then rehydrate and smash tomorrow! #teamBrutal #UFC  –Johnny Bedford ‏

what happens in vegas stays in Vegas lol. Found in the downstairs store of the hardrock lol. http://instagr.am/p/TJd7cmAC6V/  –Mike Rio ‏

The P Stands for: Pleasure to Work With
Loved working w/ChaelP.Sonnen n Jay today…2morrow morning we’re gonna roll around a bit, work up a good man sweat ;-D http://twitpic.com/blsdes  –Benson Henderson ‏

Jersey Treason!
 “@MikeStraka: Does Jon Bon Jovi really not know the words to Born To Run?” If he doesn’t he should be drawn and quartered –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Danger… of Awesomeness
DANGER pic.twitter.com/lo2bqH8X  –Duane Ludwig ‏

The Memo was Smeared with Hot Sauce
Hooters expects me to be a judge at a bikini contest? Didn’t they get the memo I’m an a-hole http://instagr.am/p/TIO0oxzFhk/  –Ian McCall ‏

Cub Scout
Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/TH9TLxKY_r/  –Cub Swanson ‏

Naps are the New Hard Work
Naps on naps on naps pic.twitter.com/9wkY7m7c  –Daron Cruickshank ‏

C’Mir, Buddy!
Guess who???? #FrankMirFace2x http://instagr.am/p/TAk7wbp1Vs/  –Danny Castillo ‏

First Come, First Serve
If this Mayan apocalypse turns zombie’ish fight your way to hill country Texas. There you will find my friends and I. Which means salvation.  –Tim Kennedy ‏

Special Skills: Saving Lives, Charity and Smashing Faces.
So we delivered the toys for #OperationPlayItForward 818 cars and 125+ Barbies and still counting. I will get pictures up this weekend.  –Stipe Miocic ‏

Post UFC on Fox 5 Tweets
Benson Henderson dominant over the ever durable Diaz. Wrestling, varied strikes & constant pressure. The strap stays with Bendo. #UFConFox  –Kenny Florian ‏

Man Henderson’s cardio is unreal non stop for 25mins it’s just crazy  –Brad Pickett ‏

Punch to the calf? That’s pretty awesome! #UFConFox  –Jerome-Max Holloway ‏

Should have Gave me the shot @danawhite @ufc  –Anthony Pettis ‏

My girlfriend: Why doesn’t Diaz just pull the other guys hair? Me: Babe, that’s not allowed… #UFCONFOX5 @UFConFOX #UFC  –Akira Corassani ‏

Big thanks to all the fans for supporting #UFConFOX5. Hope my fight was
entertaining at least & I promise to perform better next time! @ufc 
–Mike Quick Swick ‏

Back home in Hawaii. Wanted to say MAHALO TO THE BEST FANS EVA!!!
Congratulations to Rory for putting on a great performance last night.
–BJ PENN ‏

Congrats to my man @thugjitsumaster great performance my guy. Really happy for you. Enjoy that loot.  –Matt Mitrione