Tweets of the Week – 12/7

UFC on FOX: Henderson vs DiazThe UFC curse strikes again. Tim Means slips in sauna and KO’s himself so now Marcus LeVesseur vs Abel Trujillo  -Dana White ?All done in the sauna and happy to report i didnt slip, ;-D…RT @danawhite: @BensonHender…

UFC on FOX: Henderson vs Diaz
The UFC curse strikes again. Tim Means slips in sauna and KO’s himself so now Marcus LeVesseur vs Abel Trujillo  –Dana White ?

All done in the sauna and happy to report i didnt slip, ;-D…RT @danawhite: @BensonHenderson glad it wasn’t u!!!  –Benson Henderson ?

Sorry guys. Whacked my head. I am so sorry. Should have been paying better attention. –Tim Means ?

WHAT’S UP SEATTLE!!! ALOHA!!!  –BJ PENN ?

Good luck to my friend & @tristargym training partner @rory_macdonald in his fight with BJ Penn on @ufc on FOX!! Can’t wait to watch!  –Georges St-Pierre ?

Obrigado galera… http://instagr.am/p/SyZwUOwCjN/  –Mauricio Rua ?

Thanks for all the support! On Saturday is on šŸ˜‰ #UFConFOX5 @ufc @BadBoyMMA @AllianceMMA @ManoManagement  –Alexander Gustafsson ?

Never saw ur MySpace msg @IamTheImmortal Haha But saying ur better than me in every area makes swicky angry! We’ll see! http://youtu.be/sdGByCAlqv0  –Mike Quick Swick ?

@officialswick pic.twitter.com/rJbx28Nr  –Matt Brown

@UFConFOX wants to know what #MYREASON is, that’s easy. It’s my twitter family. It’s all for you guys. All day #MYREASON  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Porking around. Lol http://instagr.am/p/S3vLRGtbXy/  –Jeremy Stephens ?

It’s fight week folks!!!! Almost time to unleash… #UFConFOX5 #UFConFX #IAMACHAMPION –Henry Martinez ?

been watching azn amrcn comedey to help me pass the time&get my mind off the pain of not eating lol. @JKFilms @wongfupro @davidsocomedy  –Nam Phan ?

@NamPhanMMA come to my room and ill help you get rid of the pain  –Ramsey Nijem ?

@RamseyNijem WOW gee really thanks ramsey. what did u have in mind lol šŸ™ pervert !!  –Nam Phan ?

Donā€™t Miss Chaelā€™s Story About His Mom & Yushin Okami
2nd video blog is up!!! http://youtu.be/RIiTKNok7xA  –Dana White ?

The Historic Champ, Ms. Ronda Rousey
New day as the UFC adds a new belt and welcomes a new champion http://www.ufc.com/news/The-UFC-Crowns-Its-First-Queen ā€¦ pic: pic.twitter.com/iAdB0GVx  –UFC ?

New Oxygen Magazine cover šŸ™‚ http://instagr.am/p/S08f4nBEQU/  –Ronda Rousey ?

I Suspect Heā€™s Lion
The wife and I took lil Duane BANG for a walk today. pic.twitter.com/DtihSjWG  –Duane Ludwig ?

Timā€™s Anger Management Still a Work in Progress
“All I want for Christmas is you”ā€¦ to get hit by a semi-truck!  –Tim Kennedy ?

KenFloā€™s Practical Advice
Don’t juggle and drive. (According to my own informal study, it was more dangerous than texting and driving)  –Kenny Florian ?

Considerate Castillo
Eating my lunch in the hotel hallway. Poor @NamPhanMMA has 1 more day of weight cutting, then it’s game time! #iLuvThisGame #MMA  –Danny Castillo ?

Lotsa Blame Gamin’ but No Sweaters!
@tomcunningham Dear Tommy, pay attention for tweets in which @ikevallieflagg and I are in x-mas sweaters. Sh*t is gonna be gangster  –Quinn Mulhern ?

where’s them gangsta sweaters, playa?  –Thomas Cunningham ?

Quin bailed on us!!! –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

I’m seriously so mad at you right now  –Quinn Mulhern ?

ha ha how do you think we feel šŸ™  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

It’s cool I’ll just photoshop myself in. Love you buddy  –Quinn Mulhern ?

Wonder What Daron Posted a Pic of… Course.
Typical pic.twitter.com/Fn1HSiFG  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Good Cause. Stipe Gives More than Beatings
It’s raining. Great day to go shopping for toys šŸ˜‰ #OperationPlayItForward http://www.stipemiocicmma.com/?cat=18  –Stipe Miocic ?

Tweets of the Week – 11/30

Birthday BrawlersAs long as I don’t get one of these birthday cakes, I’ll be good! This sh*t is funny!  http://bit.ly/U6RWH1  -Josh Koscheck ?Thank you for the birthday wishes I had a great night. Back to the gym now I got work to do! …

Birthday Brawlers
As long as I don’t get one of these birthday cakes, I’ll be good! This sh*t is funny!  http://bit.ly/U6RWH1  –Josh Koscheck ?

Thank you for the birthday wishes I had a great night. Back to the gym now I got work to do!  –Costas Philippou ?

Save The Fabled Unicorns?
God I wish Michael Bisping would STFU.  –Jason High ?

After the Gym, the DMV is the Best Place to Find Fighters
I hate going to the DMV  –Chris Camozzi ?

KenFlo is the DMV of Twitter
I am currently reviewing applications for following people on twitter. At present time the the list is at 145,468. I’ll get back to u guys.  –Kenny Florian ?

No Fighter Wants to Run Out of Gas
Picked up @VinceMurdock from airport and they lost his bags. Then I ran out of gas on way home. Sorry budI’m a jackass  –John Cofer ?

Here i come to save the day! @coferpottery @VinceMurdock stay in the Car! Outta gas. http://instagr.am/p/SpcQH6M4l2/  –Urijah Faber ?

Made em suffer thru a quick photo shoot. http://instagr.am/p/SpdaN3s4mU/  –Urijah Faber ?

Sorry, Science, Feathers Ainā€™t Badass!
the discovery that dinosaurs were covered in feathers have made them not cool anymore !!!  –Philip de Fries ?

@phildefriesmma wtf is this!?what r your sources  –Joey Beltran ?

@mexicutioner760 http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/lost-worlds/2012/oct/25/dinosaurs-fossils ā€¦ šŸ™ –Philip de Fries ?

@phildefriesmma my mind is officially blown! I’m going to bed before something else goes wrong! –Joey Beltran ?

Nostalgia
 Watching a HS wrestling match! I remember when that was me lol  –Miesha Tate ?

From youth to old man http://instagr.am/p/Sowds1lrVr/  –Derek Brunson ?

Awesome Impressions
I got 99 problems but a baby ain’t one.. http://twitpic.com/bhlkf8   –Jake Ellenberger ?

I asked Jonah to show me his best @nickdiaz209 impression & he nailed it. pic.twitter.com/vD8xdmLw  –Matt Mitrione

Pro Tip from FoGriff
If I keep my wife knocked up at all times I have a permanent designated driver. Genius –Forrest Griffin ?

Inspiration from Creepy & Canadian
What you are doing today is important because your exchanging a day of your life for it. Pay the iron price my friends  –Ian McCall ?

Being a Fighter means never giving up, and always being at risk and taking risks. When you stop taking risks you are no longer a fighter…. –Mark Bocek ?

Guess Where Mr. Shanky isā€¦ Yup.
Not. Good. pic.twitter.com/pArjjBb6    –Daron Cruickshank ?

The Cub & Ike Show
Dieting is going well pic.twitter.com/Fj5Cqi4zIsaac Vallie-Flagg ?

@ikevallieflagg I can see you will be no help for me and my weight  –Cub Swanson ?

Hey @CubSwanson I also like to party!!!!! –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

@ikevallieflagg: No I like to party! We both cant like to party! –Cub Swanson ?

No One Stops The Kedz from Cat Pics. No One.
 ā€œ@Benova: @julesk_fighter geeeeeeez enough with the cat pictures already.ā€ pic.twitter.com/G0ko89GZ  –Julie Kedzie ?

TUF on FX is Back
It’s Friday. Watch me and @joeyboomboom fight it out tonight on @TUFonFX  –Jon Manley ?

#Tarpsoff Time — @mmamike, @MikeyRicci, @JonManleyMMA, and I fighting in the quarterfinals tonight @TUFonFX  –Joey Rivera ?

if i had a dollar for every cheesy MMA clothing companies thats come and gone…make stuff someone would actually wear.  –Bristol Marunde ?

@BristolMarunde how about something with a skull on it? I don’t think we get enough of that… –James Chaney ?

Tweets of the Week – 11/23

Givinā€™ That Thanks
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone  -Dana White

Happy thanksgiving @danawhite God bless you Boss!!!Thanks for amazing year  -Wanderlei Silva ?

Potentially awkward Thanksgiving inside the @TUFonFX 17 house today pic.t…

Givinā€™ That Thanks
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone  –Dana White

Happy thanksgiving @danawhite God bless you Boss!!!Thanks for amazing year  –Wanderlei Silva ?

Potentially awkward Thanksgiving inside the @TUFonFX 17 house today pic.twitter.com/r69n7hVPUFC ?

Clay went and killed the turkey this year pic.twitter.com/w6G12sui  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

7 pies!!! http://instagr.am/p/SWtAnRMTSv/  –Quinn Mulhern ?

My family could fill a whole new “Awkward Family Photos” book based on today’s photos alone. #Thanksgiving –Kenny Florian ?

Can’t wait to dig into this bird ! @aaronsimpson you are missing out man ! @ryanbader @Sethbmma @jennymary_ pic.twitter.com/roSgzJEr   –CB Dollaway ?

Griffin Bonnar loving his first turkey day and wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving! http://via.me/-76gney0  –Stephan Bonnar ?

I am so thankful for all my haters! Happy Thanksgiving!  –Josh Koscheck ?

I’m thankful for… http://instagr.am/p/SWA7v_g_K8/  –Jason High ?

My tools of torture during an interrogation… Or some of the things I use to roast a turkey. pic.twitter.com/mayZT9xL  –Tim Kennedy ?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I’m thankful that I’m a Heavy Weight. Cuz
I’m gonna smash this turkey and everything else today! šŸ™‚ –Stipe Miocic ?

TUF on FX
One more week till the fight RT @TUFonFX And yes, #TUF will be on a turkey hangover tonight –Joey Rivera ?

The coaches on #tuf16 saw this pic looking me up and couldn’t get over it! http://instagr.am/p/SYg0C3wHva/James Chaney ?

If I could fight as good as Ke$ha sings….I’d quit –Bristol Marunde ?

Write Your Own Backstory to this Pic
Good times around the Christmas tree with my good friend, Pierre LaFlure pic.twitter.com/vCD3qTBgDustin Pague ?

@DustinPague ummm what?? Lol  –Johnny Bedford ?

@BrutalBedford hehe, don’t judge me johnny!  –Dustin Pague ?

The Mysteries of the Forrest
Every training session I learn something new about @ForrestGriffin  –Dan Hardy ?

“we need a daily “Griffin trivia” tweet – Believe me, most of it you would rather not know! –Dan Hardy ?

Donā€™t Share Personal Info with Aaron
Just found a pin for @ryanbader‘s condition. http://instagr.am/p/SWOo8WhA-c/Aaron Simpson ?

Awwww
She just melted my heart http://instagr.am/p/SWQOimp1Uy/  –Danny Castillo ?

They say owners start to look like their dogs after awhile. What do you think? šŸ˜‰ http://instagr.am/p/STZ1uBh8eQ/  –Josh Thomson ?

That Boy Ainā€™t Right in the Head
Always gotta take time out for friends… Anytime. @lancepalmer @UrijahFaber pic.twitter.com/CWTOyxw1  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Hey, Remember that UFC 154?
Took the ice bag off my head for this team photo at 2am, couldnā€™t be happier! Taking a few days off, MERCI ƀ TOUS!!! pic.twitter.com/u0zJJsZR  –Georges St-Pierre ?

I am not impressed by your performance @GeorgesStPierre  –Nick Diaz ?

Someone tells GSP that Nick Diaz tweeted that he wasn’t impressed. St-Pierre says “I did better than Diaz against Carlos.”  –UFC ?

Thank u 2 all my fans & thank u 4 Kampmann taking the fight &
thank god 4 blessing me with another win & the fans make it worth
everything  –Johny Hendricks ?

Losing sure sucks, but congrats to @JohnyHendricks that was a good punch. Thanks to everybody for the love and support  –Martin Kampmann ?

It was such an honor to fight my mma hero @MarkHominick! Canada has been awesome,I love Montreal! Thanks for being a part of #TEAMSCARECROW   –Pablo Garza

Thanks for all the messages and best wishes everyone. Almost home and very excited to see my little girl. Thanks again.  –Mark Hominick ?

I won my fight by split decision, thank you for the fans who support me. Tom Lawlor is a hard opponent.   –Francis Carmont ?

Sorry to all the fans of the @ufc. My fight sucked but I tried to fight and push the pace.Again,sorry and hope I don’t perform that way again  –Tom Lawlor ?

Playing zombies no internet dammit great main event one of the best fights in history! My opinion pic.twitter.com/eKyDVZA9  –Matthew Riddle ?

Woke up this morning a bit sore & a few scuffs but thank god I’m still pretty! šŸ™‚ Lol #GypsyJiuJitsu pic.twitter.com/Zc6ks2dv  –John Maguire ?

I’ve seen better days lol still attractive tho http://instagr.am/p/SMubk9GEjy/  –Steven Siler ?

Tweets of the Week – 11/16

UFC 154:  St. Pierre vs Condit
ā€œOnce that bell rings you’re on your own. It’s just you and the other guy.ā€ – Joe Louis  -Georges St-Pierre ?

Just finished up with the coaches. This is the best I have ever felt. #teamcondit #ufc154&…

UFC 154:  St. Pierre vs Condit
ā€œOnce that bell rings you’re on your own. It’s just you and the other guy.ā€ – Joe Louis  –Georges St-Pierre ?

Just finished up with the coaches. This is the best I have ever felt. #teamcondit #ufc154  –Carlos Condit ?

Weigh in day! #SendKampmannCamping  –Johny Hendricks ?

I’m on weight, looking forward to get off the scale and get some water!  –Martin Kampmann ?

If you haven’t already, CHECK THIS OUT! UFC 154 Fighter Diary: Tom Lawlor: http://youtu.be/xDgFlMWCjWU  via @youtube  –Tom Lawlor ?

New interview from @ufc website http://www.ufc.com/news/mark-Hominick-Rebuilding-The-Machine ā€¦ –Mark Hominick ?

Got myself some treats for after my weigh-ins and the fight!! #GypsyJiuJitsu #UFC154 pic.twitter.com/gHn6DMXC  –John Maguire ?

I’m starting to get very giddy thinking about #UFC154 this weekend http://www.ufc.com/  –Joe Rogan ?

@CarlosCondit good luck with the weight cut today buddy so excited for u! Go shock the world homie! #wecforever  –Jamie Varner ?

TUF 16
Can’t have too much of a good thing. Another HUGE @ufc wknd kicks off with TWO #TUF fights tonight at 10 on @FXNetworks!  –TUF on FX ?

Make sure you watch *ME* on FX at 9 pm CST/ 10 pm EST tomorrow as I Fight BJJ Blackbelt @igoraraujojj! @themanagermma @lloydirvin @TUFonFX  –Colton Smith ?

Don’t forget to watch @TUFonFX I was 3/4’s dead in my bed during @igoraraujojj ‘s weigh in, I’m curious to see the madness unfold!  –James Chaney ?

Working on the comeback doing rehab. Going to complete my nsac licensing and be ready 2013. Down but not out.  –Shane Carwin ?

@ShaneCarwin Hope you heal quick buddy! We want to see you back in action soon. –Bristol Marunde ?

TUF SMASHES
Me crying my eyes out cuddling @RossTheRealDeal and @deanamasinger haha happy times pic.twitter.com/qNzB7xxX  –Bradley Scott ?

Thinking about going shopping at the metro centre with lady Freakshow like me self !! pic.twitter.com/gcTc6cLG  –Colin Fletcher ?

Reactions to episode 9 of #TUFSMashes? Questions? Reply here if you want
your questions answered. Use the hastags #TUFSMashes & #TeamAUS.  –George Sotiropoulos ?

Great day of training really feeling this camp come together, feeling ready to put on a show December 15th @UFC #UFConFX6 –Ross Pearson

Fighters With Wounded Warriors
Teaching some bjj to a one legged bad ass at wounded warriors @ufc mmaelite @mmaelite_alden http://instagr.am/p/SD7VgTTFi5/   –Ian McCall ?

Today was an awesome experience, it’s hard to explain the emotions that I
had. Meeting soldiers that risked their lives for our freedom.  –Ulysses Gomez ?

Twihards vs Anti-Twihards
If you are going to go see #Twilight at midnight tonight please don’t tell me about it. I might kill you. –Tim Kennedy ?

I can proudly say I have never seen any of the twighlight movies –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Midnight showing of Breaking Dawn! Who’s with me?!! #TrickQuestion  –Cub Swanson ?

I had to go see Twilight last night and then wake up to the news that there will be no more Twinkies. Not my week at all.  –Stipe Miocic ?

Twilight Breaking Dawn pt2 was the s**t! so good! #haterscanhate #idontcare #TeamJacob 4LIFE –Joey Beltran ?

Fine I’ve seen then all!!! ?jacob  Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Mr. Shanky Still Prefers Zombies
Today is a good day for some zombie killin. Who’s with me?  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Fighters Always Seem to be at the DMVā€¦
I come to the Davis DMV Cuzz the music is better. #TrueStory  –Danny Castillo ?

In the nightmare that is the California DMV, see y’all in a year and half or so… –James Chaney

This d00d got tired of waiting in line at the DMV. I dont blame him. http://instagr.am/p/SBVKcXp1Z_/Danny Castillo ?

Working on their Stand Upā€¦ Comedy
Sadly was just diagnosed with color blindness, I’m so shocked! It just came out of the green  –John Cholish ?

Saw a fight between 2 women on the street so I stopped my car & did
what any decent person would do. I started coaching & cheering them
on.  –Kenny Florian ?

Thug Life
Ain’t nothin’ but a gangsta party… –Vinny Magalhaes ?

@VinnyMMA You must be hanging with Chael then  –Duane Ludwig ?

Bad Ass Ladies
So cool to see  @ufc mag did a feature on several women fighters this month šŸ™‚ http://instagr.am/p/SESKschEYx/  –Ronda Rousey ?

#In6thgrade I pushed over a boy’s desk because he wiped boogers on mine! #truestory  –Sarah Kaufman ?

No SHORTage of Dodson Jokes
Who’s letting this little kid run class?!? @JohnDodsonMMA @JacksonsMMA pic.twitter.com/xRVWJEic   –Julie Kedzie ?

Tweets of the Week – 11/9

UFC Macao: Franklin vs Le
Right before weigh ins @RichFranklin was trying to mentally break me down with a box of chocolate! It almost worked! pic.twitter.com/QBrPGjzb   -Cung Le ?

Here is something u don’t see everyday…Mexican Thursd…

UFC Macao: Franklin vs Le
Right before weigh ins @RichFranklin was trying to mentally break me down with a box of chocolate! It almost worked! pic.twitter.com/QBrPGjzb   –Cung Le ?

Here is something u don’t see everyday…Mexican Thursday at an Irish pub in a Chinese casino! pic.twitter.com/1iUVkc4O  –Rich Franklin ?

want to clear up some confusion that i will not be fighting @RichFranklin this sunday in Macau. its the other vietnamese brother @cungle185  –Nam Phan ?

@KoreanZombieMMA Macao, we need to hang out. Me & @SneakyTommy need a Wing man! R u here?  –Urijah Faber ?

@UrijahFaber im here. i go to there. Where? Room?  –Chan Sung Jung ?

I f-ing love my job…  –Mac Danzig ?

Dont miss the @ufc @fueltv weighins 2morow. Never been more excitd to make weight! My debut will b official once step on that scale! #ufcmacau  –Jon Tuck ?

Saturdays are for sleeping in? Not this weekend! http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-fuel-tv-rude-awakening-110512 ā€¦  –UFC ?

TUF Stuff
Sick fight coming up tonight between Dom and Ricci. Can’t wait to see it again. @Shonuff89 @MikeyRicci  –Jon Manley ?

gonna be an awesome fight on Fx tonight at 10pm The Ultimate Fighter 16 Dom Waters vs Mike Ricci @ufc @danawhite  –Dom Shonuff Waters ?

It’s a battle of two prodigies tonight on @TUFonFX don’t miss it! @Shonuff89 is vicious brutality and @MikeyRicci is calculated cruelty!  –James Chaney ?

So you want to be a #*&%$# biter?! http://youtu.be/2ZiX5AQvmy4  See more on last week’s controversial guillotine defense this Friday on @TUFonFX  –UFC ?

#TUF Lets hope I’m not drinking again on @TUFonFX tonight. Then again who wants to drink with me?..lol #LetMeBang  –Julian Lane ?

TUF the Smashes
All #TeamUK LW semi-finale @M_WilkinsonMMA @dr_freakshow @norman_parke @Brendan264 #TUFSmashes @UFC_UK @UFC_Australia great work lads!!  –Ross Pearson ?

Thanks for the laughs everyone #tufsmashes is one of the best experiences of my life! #TeamAus LET’S DO THIS! Dec 14th!!  –George Sotiropoulos ?

Election Day in the USA
Even if you don’t like Obama it would still be cool to go to his
campaign in Columbus just to see JZ and Springsteen on the same stage  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

I wish we could see the presidential candidates fight each other. You
can tell a lot about someone’s character by the way they fight  –Cub Swanson ?

Vote today for next president and for @AlanBelcherUFC in the World MMA Awards!  –Alan Belcher

Happy Election Day, everyone. Remember to make your vote count: ? #Obama/Biden2012 ? #Romney/Ryan2012 ? #Kennedy/Stann2012  –Tim Kennedy ?

So that was my first election on Twitter. Brings out the crazy in some people huh?  –Stipe Miocic ?

“I’m ok wt the election either way, hell I’m 73 on my way out.” -Dennis http://instagr.am/p/RvE8y0p1UF/  –Danny Castillo ?

Regardless of the results, I think we should all learn to get along like these two http://imgur.com/NpB5P   –Daniel Downes ?

KenFlo Problems
I’m beginning to think that people only “like” my @instagram for my pictures. šŸ™  –Kenny Florian ?

Some Things are Worth it
Just to be clear. labeling or not I’m still eating oreo’s. I don’t care what’s in them  –Forrest Griffin ?

Trials & Tribulations of JoeB Wan Kenobi
Every time I clean my room I notice three things. 1. That I have awesome
clothes. 2. That I have awesome music. 3. Vacuuming is stupid.  –Joseph Benavidez ?

Sounds Perfectly Rational
I failed my office safety test. Apparently when asked “In the event of a
fire, what steps do you take?” F-ing large ones, is not correct.  –John Cholish ?

We Werenā€™t Gonna Bring it up butā€¦
“You should put on some bigger shorts.” #ThingsIGetAlot  –Tim Kennedy ?

Tweets of the Week – 11/2

TUF TonightWatch tonights @TUFonFX see @ShaneCarwin fly through the air like a siberian tiger!! #teamcarwin -Eddy Ellis ?Roy and have our first competitive battle tonight on TUF. Tune into FX to see how it goes. @ufc  -Shane Carwin ?It should …

TUF Tonight
Watch tonights @TUFonFX see @ShaneCarwin fly through the air like a siberian tiger!! #teamcarwin –Eddy Ellis ?

Roy and have our first competitive battle tonight on TUF. Tune into FX to see how it goes. @ufc  –Shane Carwin ?

It should be a very interesting night of #tuf, 4 nasty, tenacious, and stylistically different fighters who no one wanted to fight are left!  –James Chaney ?

Today is Friday make sure you tune in to fx at 10 pm for The Ultimate Fighter it is going to be a wild one  –Matthew Secor ?

Just finished my write-up for this Friday’s @TUFonFX. Trust me, you could write graduate level philosophy theses about this episode.  –Daniel Downes ?

It Wonā€™t Be the Same Without Ya
TUF pioneer @StephanBonnar hangs up his gloves http://www.ufc.com/news/Stephan-Bonnar-Retires-at-35 ā€¦  –UFC ?

Huge thanks 2 every UFC fan out there! All I ever wanted was 2 bring ya’ll some fun..hope u were entertained. Peace, love, & violence! #ufc   –Stephan Bonnar

@StephanBonnar god speed my friend… Thanks for the entertainment Cheers  –Ian McCall ?

Thx for the Awesome fights @StephanBonnar! Enjoy your time, you earned it!  –Jake Ellenberger ?

A Lilā€™ Psycho is Born
Just wanted to welcome in my MINI ME to this world…right in time to wish ya’ll a Happy Holloween! http://fb.me/2aWxEymIf  –Stephan Bonnar

Fighters Get Politicalā€¦ Sorta
Next week make sure you cast your vote for @BrianStann for president #nonpartisan he’s a better candidate then either guy in the ballot   –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Vote for me! RT @metropcs: Our @ufc team is growing & we want the best for #TeamMetro! Pick your favorite here! http://ow.ly/eQYg2  –Carlos Condit ?

If Obama wins, I’m leaving the country. If Romney wins, I’m still leaving the country. this is not a political post, I just want to travel  –Reza Madadi ?

ā€˜Staches for Those in Need
You know you want one http://instagr.am/p/Rg4ey2zFqY/  –Ian McCall ?

Timā€™s Anger Management is Going Well
If I couldn’t punch people in the face and/or shoot things on a daily basis… Life just wouldn’t be worth living.  –Tim Kennedy ?

Disclaimer: Forrest is Not a Lawyer
Fact: If someone smokes around you in a place that’s not a bar of designated smoking area it’s perfectly legal to punch them in the face

You can legally punch anyone who says “ah Halloween was yesterday” while looking at you condescendingly  –Forrest Griffin ?

Halloween Problems
My costume…The inspiration for the costume…And the boot-tragedy that happened on the way to the party šŸ™ http://instagr.am/p/RfceABBEdG/   –Ronda Rousey ?

Happy Halloween everyone, I hope I pass out more candy than I eat  –Daron Cruickshank ?

So I bought candy for the trick-or-treaters tonight but…..I ate it all šŸ™ #FatKid  –Cub Swanson ?

Ikeā€™s Marketing Plan: Dirty Laundry?
Well @CubSwanson socks weren’t a motivator to get me to 2000 followers so now im offering @JohnDodsonMMA stolen underwear!!!  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

Weather Report Johnny Knoxville Style
Why does the news find it essential to send people out in hurricanes? We get it. It’s windy. And rainy.   –Stipe Miocic ?