Author: Thomas Cunningham

TUF 16 Premieres Tonight on FX!
C u 2night http://img.ly/nk5r  –Shane Carwin ?

I got sun poisoning at the coaches challenge today in Vegas!!!! This is what happens when POWDER is in the sun!! pic.twitter.com/jzcSaSft  –Dana White ?

Wrapped TUF today and it airs this Friday on FX!! Hangin with all the boys 2 night. pic.twitter.com/9J6fSkdQ   –Dana White ?

Silva vs Bonnar: Are You Not Intrigued?
Much respect to Anderson, Nog, Bonnar, etc thank u for stepn up for UFC 153!!!! Brazil will be FUN. Here we come RIO 🙂  –Dana White ?

Congrats @Stephanbonnar on the fight! I wish u well my brotha!!! http://instagr.am/p/Pf40mgJ1S5/  –Danny Castillo ?

What!!! I’m only a 13 to 1 underdog vs Anderson? I must be better than I thought  –Stephan Bonnar ?

#SpiderFriday Starting training to #UFC Rio III Oooss pic.twitter.com/hVhfUJi1  –Anderson Silva ?

Tweet Beef Brewin’
“I definitely hit harder than Bisping!” flyweight training diaries w/ Benavidez http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-benavidez-diary … and Mighty Mouse http://www.ufc.com/media/152-DJ-VideoDiary …  –UFC ?

@ufc urijah favour, Joseph benavidez and the rest of the munchkin crew talk sh*t cos theyre stuck in the body’s of pre pubescent boys  –Michael ?Bisping

Thought we were buddies @bisping I know u can dish it out but can’t take it back @ufc ur like a spoiled 3rd grader. Grow up.  –Urijah Faber ?

Twitter Campaign Trail
Needing 940 more humans to be my followers. Remember: I’m a great leader…was HS Student Council President my senior year. Go Rams!  –Aaron Simpson ?

Gotta be Tough to Wear Foot Mittens
#hatersgonnahate pic.twitter.com/mIgYK86j  –Dustin Poirier

You Crossed Feline, Kenny!
Are u kitten me right meow?! “Cat Cakes (cupcakes)” Happy Birthday @rp1313 #CatCakes #Cupcakes #birthday #Ca http://instagr.am/p/Pi-wrUSSUA/   –Kenny Florian ?

Awesomeness Approaching from the Northwest
@arielhelwani Are you accepting questions to ask Jon at the press conference and post fight interviews?  –Chael Sonnen ?

Be Yourself… Unless You Can Be Batman
#ThrowbackThursday me and my twin bro @diamondryan1 and u know I was Batman! http://instagr.am/p/PivHUkPk-J/  –Patrick Healy ?

First Time UFC Headliner. He’s Giddy.
Oh and this is pretty sweet. pic.twitter.com/CvA82KZU  –Stipe Miocic ?

We Need a Fighter Named Keith Lesnar STAT!
 “@MMAniak416: @BrockJardine Are you Brock Lesnar & Keith Jardine’s love child?” lol u know it  –Brock Jardine ?

What up, Dogs?
Working hard pic.twitter.com/sp8zKIEC  –Julie Kedzie ?

Smile! http://instagr.am/p/PheubqnPJ8/  –Jamie Varner ?

No Judgments
My best friend in the world is Caffeine and I have a on again-off again relationship with Chocolate  –Cub Swanson ?

Retro! Hipsters Will Love It!
Just picked up my new iPhone 5 with @cubswanson pic.twitter.com/9CafnTjU  –Isaac Vallie-Flagg ?

That’s More a Dining Tip, Nam…
Dating Tip: while on a date, make sure to finish ur plate before she does. that way she doesn’t ask 4 any of ur food lol:) @ufc_jp @ufcjptv  –Nam Phan ?

Not Safe For Work –but Really Funny
#UFC152 funny sh*t http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd07cF9CO8w …  –Martin Kampmann ?

Probably Safe For Work, Depending on Where You Work.
This pic has all my favorite things. Partial nudity, my cat, and @swolesports pic.twitter.com/sIOMIrBA  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Who’s Going to Tell You That You Can’t?
Family crises occurring! Is it too early to put up Halloween decorations? –Tim Kennedy ?

Musings From a Best-Selling Author
If the fuel special on me has taught me anything it’s that I hug way too many shirtless men for a guy who claims to be straight  –Forrest Griffin ?

Hey.. You know what cures haterism? A little success of your own. Cures that sh*t right up  –Forrest Griffin ?

UFC 151: Nope vs Nuh-Uh
I posted a statement on my fb page. http://po.st/dpi97e  Thank you again for the support and I am truly sorry for the disappointment.  –Dan Henderson ?

@danhendo Sorry to hear about your knee injury, would have been my honor to compete with you. Heal well, rest up  –Jon Bones Jones ?

Sorry to hear @danhendo, hoping for a fast recovery buddy  –Jake Ellenberger

30 min to cement your legacy. Champ or Coward? I make a lot more than you do… Show up in 8 days I’ll give you my purse. –Chael Sonnen ?

@EllenbergerMMA it doesn’t matter Chael is always in gangster shape. –Vinny Magalhaes ?

Jones said he’s not fighting chael on 8 days notice. I did. …. Just sayin  –Michael ?Bisping

Wow! WTF! #HeartBroken #frankmirface  –Danny Castillo ?

Fought in Indian casino’s & got a few hundred bucks b4 MMA was legal in Cali, was fightin @danhendo & @Randy_Couture n pract b4 Spike or TUF  –Urijah Faber ?

@sonnench Thanks for trying to step up man. You are my @ufc lightheavy weight champ.  –Jeff Hougland ?

@sonnench good job stepping up!!  –Tim Means ?

@sonnench is the smartest guy in the business. Im taking notes.  –Charlie Brenneman ?

Good thing I saved up for my next fight. http://pic.twitter.com/bE3ATQws  –Daron Cruickshank ?

@JonnyBones vs @vitorbelfort wow, cannot wait. #MMA #UFC152  –Mark Bocek ?

This is crazy! Vitor vs jones I did not see that coming at all lol  –Erik Jon Koch ?

Guys I will sleep now thanks for all the supporting I come from the old days but I am still around so let do this like a Champion  –Vitor Belfort ?

I think Machida turning down fight that’s couple months away SHOULD shows u guys how much prep really matters…  –Benson Henderson ?

What a crazy day in MMA!  –Shane Del Rosario ?

Ok minus the jon jones thing and losing UFC 151. How is everyone’s night going lol?  –Jamie Varner ?

A gangster, a dragon, a phenom and a spider walk into a bar….  –Dave Sholler ?

Update: UFC 152 on September 22 will remain named UFC 152. UFC 151 will simply not happen. @ArielHelwani remains good at math.  –UFC ?

(Gets home.) (Opens up Twitter.) (Closes Twitter.) (Slowly backs out of the room.)  –Stipe Miocic ?

Ronda Rousey: Armbars & Practical Advice
Just put “how do you get” in google and “how do you get pinkeye?” was the #1 hit… #washyourhandspeople #dontfartonpillows  –Ronda Rousey ?

Famous Last Tweets
So does anyone know what kind of spider this is, that has made my mailbox home? #fb http://pic.twitter.com/WEyl1YTq  –Amir Sadollah ?

It’s Complicated
And I don’t like people touching me but I grapple and trane UFC also. –Ulysses Gomez ?

This Happened Too
#Breaking: @ArielHelwani reports that @FrankieEdgar has decided to officially move down to 145lb and would like a fight before end of 2012.  –UFC Tonight ?

The Tough Ladies of Strikeforce
Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/OhqAg6hEca/  –Ronda Rousey ?

Thank you to all my fans and supporters. Wish I’d fought a different fight tonight. Congratulations @rondarousey! #strikeforce #mma #fb  –Sarah Kaufman ?

Ronda is a BEAST!!!! –Dana White

“@danawhite: WOW! Now I know who Julie Kendzie is!!! Great 1st round” thanks, boss!  –Julie Kedzie ?

Tate is SO tough!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/uMuBuCrv  –Dana White

Strikeforce: Rousey vs Kaufman
Ronda rolls with Nick Diaz while Sarah heads to Jackson’s – see the @Strikeforce headliners prep for Saturday http://www.ufc.com/media/SF3-all-access-ep2  –UFC ?

Easiest weight cut ever! Can’t wait for a great fight tomorrow. #strikeforce #fb  –Sarah Kaufman ?

That’s my mama!! http://instagr.am/p/OaG-93hEV4/ –Ronda Rousey ?

Or am I a mime? RT @allelbows: This is @mmasarah‘s “Oh no! An armbar!” face @ San Diego http://instagr.am/p/OYCn1Tj0ae/ #fb   –Sarah Kaufman ?

I AM!! RT @mmaelitebrand: Is anyone picking Sarah? #Strikeforce  –Sarah Kaufman ?

Is there really barely 3 days left till my fight?!! Can’t wait! Watch on Showtime Extreme Aug 18th 5pm PST  –Miesha Tate ?

Chael vs Forrest… and Jones
RT @UFCTonight: #BREAKING: @Sonnench says he will fight @ForrestGriffin at light heavyweight on December 29th. So now I know  –Forrest Griffin ?

@sonnench If you’re going to disrespect me out of nowhere, at least disrespect me to my face like a man. –Jon Bones Jones ?

Advice to @jonnybones. Take some of that Nike money, hire new writers. –Chael Sonnen ?

@sonnench lol dude, you’re not worth my time.. Earn a title shot instead of trying to talk your way into one and I’ll be glad to hurt you  –Jon Bones Jones ?

@jonnybones Oh I plan too. Btw, how long did it take your parents to come up with your name, JON JONES.. #creative  –Chael Sonnen ?

For everyone who thinks I’m “falling into chaels game” I know exactly what I’m doing.. #AreYouNotEntertained  –Jon Bones Jones ?

My last fortune cookie read: a great many people will take pleasure in your demise. Probably just a fluke  –Forrest Griffin ?

Love You, Bro
That awkward moment when you’re surrounded by people but still feel so alone.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

Nothing Says “Love You, Bro” like a Right Hook
Bonding with @rockholdmma = punching each other in the nose. #goodtimes  http://t.co/HBmH8oOA  –Cyrille Diabaté ?

Crazy Talk!
Humans need sun and water, without it we would have problems. #DeepTalk #Biology #DroppinTruth  –Akira Corassani ?

How to Start a Cult
Hmmm… I NEED 500 PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME REAL QUICK, IF IT WORKS I’LL DO SOME SORT OF PRIZE GIVEAWAY. WHO IS IN?!?!  –Tom Lawlor ?

Normal Baths are for Sissies
Ohhhh ice bath. It wouldn’t be so bad if it just wasn’t so cold. But then I guess it would be just a bath. Also important. #fb  –Amir Sadollah ?

His Nickname Ain’t “Frugal”
Saw @FloydMayweather leaving the gym in the biggest white Bentley known to man. #Motivation  –Danny Castillo ?

Jean-Claude is Proud
Almost the splits http://pic.twitter.com/7ps4Cl1c  –Duane Ludwig ?

UFC 150: Henderson vs Edgar II
BREAKING NEWS: A @UFC fighters trainer thinks the whole division is scared witless of his fighter… Bahahahaha…  –Benson Henderson ?

Wanna really thank @DustinPoirier for helping me start and finish my camp strong!! Kid is a tough dude with tons of talent!  –Frankie Edgar ?

Man! @BensonHenderson vs @FrankieEdgar is definitely my favorite fight of the year,if not EVER! Can’t wait to see em go at it again #UFC150  –Joseph Benavidez ?

RT Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won. -Unknown   –Cowboy Cerrone ?

Saturday is near lets fight:-) 🙂 🙂 http://pic.twitter.com/uy3yb8qG  –Melvin Guillard ?

Almost time! Couple more days till fight day! Let’s go!!! #UFC150  –Jerome-Max Holloway ?

Felling great. Ready for war! Weight is on point baby. #Blessed #TAK #2ndCorinthians2:14 #UFC150  –Justin Lawrence ?

http://yfrog.com/nwre3qmj  –Nik Lentz

Towel time for @KuiperMMA. http://pic.twitter.com/HP8F49u5  –Amir Sadollah ?

Can’t wait for weigh ins! About four more hours! @ufc @ChrisBeyondSt @BryanHamper #ufc150 –Dustin Pague ?

weight cut is done, ready to rock and roll! easy cut thanks to my coaches and team #ufc150 #denver –Jared Hamman ?

it T’was the Night B4 weigh-ins http://instagr.am/p/OIz9gQCbA8/   –Dennis Bermudez ?

Team USA Olympic Wrestling Fans
And Team USA gets a gold medal in the hardest sport in the world #wrestling #Olympics @USAWrestling congrats @alliseeisgold  –JohnnyBedford ?

yaaaa!! @alliseeisgold Won the gold medal. He killed it! Congrats  –Gray Maynard ?

Congrats to @alliseeisgold ! #monsta  –Chris Weidman ?

The man @alliseeisgold = #beast Pan-American Games champion. World champion. #Olympic Champion. #legend #inspirational #Wrestling #freestyle  –Kenny Florian ?

Cub Prefers the Ladies
I’m definitely enjoying the Women’s Olympic Boxing more than the Men’s #GirlsThrowDown  –Cub Swanson ?

Self-Deprecating Dan
“@Spicer08 Just got submitted by @danhardymma on UFC Undisputed for the 5th time. Great!” – That’s how you can tell its not real. 🙂   –Dan Hardy ?

Guess Who’s Rocking the Headband
Master Thong brought it today! Awesome mitt session! http://pic.twitter.com/SnlLZduc  –Danny Castillo ?

“Rowdy” Ronda Rousey Revealed
Rushing home to catch All Access (thank you DVR!) @SHOsports  –Ronda Rousey ?

Did you miss All Access: @RondaRousey or just want to watch it again? Enjoy the full episode here! http://ow.ly/cQgsH  –Showtime Sports

Uncle Creepy Impressed by Ronda’s Gun Show
Looks like @RondaRousey is going to have aneurysm watching Manny fight … She’s got bigger arms than me  –Ian McCall ?

Fan Appreciation Tweets
THE BEST FANS EVER!!!  –BJ PENN ?

Almost at 68,000 followers, thank you to all my fans that follow and support me. I greatly appreciate all of you.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

Just broke 56k followers, can’t thank you all enough for all the love and support going into my Aug 18th fight! Xoxoxo   –Miesha Tate ?