Tweets of the Week – 8/3

UFC on Fox: Shogun vs VeraChegando em LA. Arriving in LA.  -Mauricio “Shogun” Rua ?My lil nephews are leading the charge..!!! Ousssssss!!! http://fb.me/1Ux9qJTFR  -Brandon Vera ?Press conference in LA/conferencia de imprensa em LA!! http:…

UFC on Fox: Shogun vs Vera
Chegando em LA. Arriving in LA.  –Mauricio “Shogun” Rua ?

My lil nephews are leading the charge..!!! Ousssssss!!! http://fb.me/1Ux9qJTFR  –Brandon Vera ?

Press conference in LA/conferencia de imprensa em LA!! http://pic.twitter.com/8NWktrDr  –Lyoto Machida ?

Just got done with open workouts. About to get some lunch w/ @RayRgs79 , this looks pretty good http://pic.twitter.com/kbj0GV42   –Ryan Bader ?

Sad but true RT @towerofpower5: @JoeLauzon your ears get bigger the more weight you lose –Joe Lauzon ?

161lbs going in to today! Let the fun begin;)  –Jamie Varner ?

24 hour away for the UFC weight ins I can’t wait 🙂 see u all at the staple center   –Manny Gamburyan ?

Jus got to the office. #UFConFOX4 http://pic.twitter.com/V77actg5  –DaMarques Johnson ?

Doing work in the sauna. Never a fun time! Few pounds to go… http://instagr.am/p/N4OlisglOc/   –Mike Quick Swick ?

I’m excited to fight soon!!!  –Michihiro Omigawa ?

These are the shorts that’s I’m going to raffle off, its signed by everyone on tomorrows fight card. http://via.me/-3om7moo  –Ulysses Gomez ?

So cool that @danawhite is having a @ufc event tomorrow in honor of my birthday! Thank you Mr. @danawhite very cool of you  –Duane Ludwig ?

The Joy of Cutting Weight
Some of the worlds most feared fighters aren’t so scary on weigh in day.  –Danny Castillo ?

The Shame of Not Having to Cut Weight
on a fat scale of Nicole Richie (circa 2006) to @roynelsonmma how fat is it that I ate an entire bag of golden oreo’s in 48 hours? ? –Matt Mitrione

Stop! Hammer Time!
Matt Hamill returns and more UFC 152 news   –UFC

Everyone Loves Kos and Nickleback!
Rocking the @Nickelback sign bass guitar!!! thanks guys!!! http://instagr.am/p/N3_24CJTOy/  –Josh Koscheck ?

He’s Tall
Worst seat in the house at an @LAGalaxy game? The one behind @StefanStruve. Better luck next time, @UFCLatino http://pic.twitter.com/chGlcXhZ  –UFC

Fashionable Badass
Dressed in Nikki West for her fashion show/ red carpet between train sessions #multitasktothemax http://instagr.am/p/NzuSoghEfn/
“@BEM_Marks: @RondaRousey you are rocking a sweet farmers tan on those legs” those are bruises not a farmers tan  –Ronda Rousey ?

Team Alpha Male: Never Short on Style
Back at it with Master Thong tonight!! Love my job:) http://pic.twitter.com/2HDOfBPH
 –Joseph Benavidez ?

Dan Hardy’s Feet Also Have Style
Rockin’ my new Batman’s. #SuperKicks. http://pic.twitter.com/D4Rgltpg  –Dan Hardy ?

Olympic Handball? Four Thumbs Up
Watching handball in the #Olympics. It’s like soccer but you use your hands. Also less faking injury after a slight fall. Cool game.  –Amir Sadollah ?

So olympic handball is pretty much basketball where the goal is the size of a hockey net and u get unlimited fouls! That’s my kind of game!  –Joey Beltran ?

Put On Your Underwear and Get to Work!
I’m definitely in one of those “Im not wearing underwear” moods
So I guess my vacation is over…..I just signed on for a fight #UFC  –Cub Swanson ?

Tweets of the Week – 7/27

Who Knew There’s Olympic Ping-Pong? Akira did.So excited for the Olympics starting today! Especially for Archery, Synchronised Swimming and Table Tennis! Whats yours? #Olympics2012  -Akira Corassani ?Katy is Part of You Now, TimI find it disturb…

Who Knew There’s Olympic Ping-Pong? Akira did.

So excited for the Olympics starting today! Especially for Archery, Synchronised Swimming and Table Tennis! Whats yours? #Olympics2012  –Akira Corassani ?

Katy is Part of You Now, Tim

I find it disturbing that I am singing Katy Perry songs with my daughters.  –Tim Kennedy ?

 

Ghetto Band-Aids For the Win

Who needs band-aids? @courtsf49 http://instagr.am/p/NkfSs7p1VA/  –Danny Castillo ?

 

Is There Outlaw Army Bootcamp?

Damn! I just realized that the #OutlawArmy is at almost 150k! Organically grown, eyes wide open and mean as hell. –Dan Hardy ?


Dripper Ramsey

Spilt wine on the bride to be http://instagr.am/p/NkbuIIL5Bx/  –Ramsey Nijem ?

 

Not True. Can I get a Signed Shirt for Including this Tweet?

Ulterior motives, everyone’s got them.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?


Cormier vs Mir? Yes, Please.

Thanks @ufc ,@danawhite , @lorenzofertitta @Strikeforce ,@SHOsports @cokersf. And most important @thefrankmir we will Give em a good show.DC   –Daniel Cormier ?


Tell Joe Silva to Set it Up

Got in a argument: cake vs pie? Thoughts?  –Mitch Clarke ?


UFC Signs Useless Fighter

sorry for not getting back to everyone sooner. I couldn’t officially say anything until the UFC announced it. its true I’m fighting Aug 4th 

And for the record, I will NOT change my walk out song so if you dont like Justin Bieber’s “Baby” sucks for you. thanks again 
@ufc   –Ulysses “Useless” Gomez ?

Unless You’re a Snake

“don’t eat anything bigger than your head” #classicmomsaying  –Ronda Rousey ?

Benson Henderson: The CNN of MMA

Looking for the latest MMA news? You can stop following everyone except @BensonHenderson –UFC

BREAKING NEWS: 
@ufc  fighter’s trainer has never seen someone so talented, humble, hard working and all around ‘great guy’ #DUH

BREAKING NEWS: 
@ufc  fighter feels the best he’s ever been and expects a war come fight night… #DUH

BREAKING NEWS: 
@ufc  won’t fight training partner who he loves like a brother & mentor… #DUH

BREAKING NEWS: 
@ufc  fighter says judges screwed him over, thinks he won the fight clearly… #DUH

BREAKING NEWS: 
@ufc  fighter thinks he can beat this guy, or that guy & the champ too… #DUH  –Benson Henderson


The Faberlous Life of Urijah

Haha thanks @sonnench for the encouraging text! http://twitter.com/UrijahFaber/status/227628613250473984/photo/1

 

Just when u think things can’t get any worse…i come home 2 these Yahoos! @Cruickshank155 @coferpottery 
@ufc  wow haha http://pic.twitter.com/rNuJ3TQ2  –Urijah Faber ?

Tweets of the Week – 7/20

UFC 149: Faber vs BarĂŁoReady to get this @ufc Strap! @SneakyTommy i think @fabiopradobjj is prepared to jump in the cockpit if needed. http://pic.twitter.com/NLTbypEv   -Urijah Faber ?When you think that you can´t do it and that you will …

UFC 149: Faber vs BarĂŁo
Ready to get this @ufc Strap! @SneakyTommy i think @fabiopradobjj is prepared to jump in the cockpit if needed. http://pic.twitter.com/NLTbypEv   –Urijah Faber ?

When you think that you can´t do it and that you will lose, you’ve alrdeady lost… http://pic.twitter.com/CGxZLotS  –Renan BarĂŁo ?

Love this Lil guy http://pic.twitter.com/bgcC7JtE  –Shawn Jordan ?

@Champions_Creed @urijahfaber @promise_riing thank you for let me train at your gym  –Hector Lombard ?

@HectorLombard @champions_creed @urijahfaber you are welcome any time Hector.. You are an incredible fighter, good luck this weekend   –Nick Ring ?

@promise_riing  good luck to you my friend I know that you are going to win let’s celebrate together! –Hector Lombard ?

I can’t golf, I just get angry….  –Tim Boetsch

Countdown to UFC 149 – Kongo vs Jordan . BE READY CALGARY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaCW_NM5Ohw   –Cheick Kongo ?

Good night #UFC149 ‘ers. I’m off to sleep in my lil slice of Calgarian heaven. See you at weigh in, 4pm. And the poetry contest at 6:30!  –Brian Ebersole ?

I just finished first weight cut. 175.4 only 5 to cut tomorrow. Smallest cut I have ever done in my whole career.  –Chris Clements ?

Made it up to Calgary enjoying the 70deg weather. Ready to get the ball rolling during my last week before #ufc149.  –James Head ?

Pizza sounds soooo good right. Now..  #cuttingweightproblems @ufc #UFC149  –FranCisco Rivera

139 almost there 16 more hours befor i can drink something i can’t wait for that  –Roland Delorme ?

Cute Dog Pics? We Got Ya Covered.
Look at our new house guest. She is on holiday for the weekend. @mark_hardy4 http://pic.twitter.com/aKODnxT0  –Dan Hardy ?

Looks like someone found a GF!!! Lol http://instagr.am/p/NSiuMPk-tW/  –Travis Browne ?

Moose and cash loungin on their couch. #pitbull #love #badrap http://instagr.am/p/NTWStHkhGk/  –Eddie Wineland

Weidman and Rockhold: Pound for Pound Handsome?
“@ChrisWeidmanUFC: Anderson take your pick lol? @rockholdMMA http://pic.twitter.com/ursPbbwC” best looking middleweights in the world!  –Luke Rockhold ?

Time to Kill and Available Alcohol?
There’s something about airports that makes me wanna drink.  –Danny Castillo ?

Don’t Test Her Though
Apparently it’s legal to be an a-hole, but it is illegal to slap one… #unfortunatetruth  –Ronda Rousey ?

Woulda Guessed Honey Badger
My spirit animal is a unicorn.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

Is That Diego? YES!!!
I missed all of you great fans when I was gone!!! Thank @InsightCatch for bring me back & inspiring me 2 be more than just a fighter!  –Diego Sanchez

Tweets of the Week – 7/13

Strikeforce: Rockhold vs Kennedy
Just saw @rockholdMMA in elevator. We are two skinny dudes rights now. We fist bumped.  -Tim Kennedy ?

UFC on Fuel TV: Munoz vs Weidman
thanks to my family, coaches, management, and fans for all the support…

Strikeforce: Rockhold vs Kennedy
Just saw @rockholdMMA in elevator. We are two skinny dudes rights now. We fist bumped.  –Tim Kennedy ?

UFC on Fuel TV: Munoz vs Weidman
thanks to my family, coaches, management, and fans for all the support and help for this fight. I want to also thank @mark_munoz #warrior  –Chris Weidman ?

Congrats to @ChrisWeidmanUFC! U were great tonight!  –Mark MuĂąoz ?

Just watches the main event from tonight @UFCONFUEL and the timing on the elbow couldn’t have been better. #veryimpressed @ChrisWeidmanUFC  –Jamie Varner ?

Weidman looked great last night. But no1 contender? If that’s the case I
want to fight him and prove I’m the number 1 contender. Let’s do it  –Michael Bisping ?

Big congrats @ChrisWeidmanUFC !!!!! Beautiful fight!!! Also much respect to @mark_munoz …great fighter & 1 of the nicest guys in the game!  –Matt Serra ?

I don’t have much of an ego, but the reactions from people who enjoy what I do, feeds it. Thank you…sincerely.  –Aaron Simpson ?

At the hospital and saw @jamestehuna roll by. Dayum I hope everyone really understands the price we pay for the fans.  –Joey Beltran ?

@danawhite That congrats made my night. Thank you for employing all of us crazy dudes with the coolest freaking job  –Andrew Craig ?

UFC 148: Silva vs Sonnen II
Chael on @FUELTV: “Had that landed, we would talk about what a wonderful spinning punch it was. But I didn’t, I spun around like a doofus.”  –UFC ?

I guess Anderson said he had no interest in fighting me at tonight’s
press conference, I feel the same way about him. Nothing but respect  –Jon Bones Jones ?

Hats off to a gamer in Chael Sonnen, if he doesn’t push & bring out
the best in Anderson Silva how do we know how good AS really is???  –Benson Henderson ?

What makes #Silva great is he is the ultimate opportunist. Calculated
killa! #Sonnen spin move was too aggressive/unnecessary.  –Kenny Florian ?

Guys no one has ever won that many UFC fights in a row. He shows up
sick, injured, with Seagal, still wins! Every time! GOAT period. 😉 @ufc  –Mike Quick Swick ?

I am still pumped off of that fight& even though I wanted @sonnench much respect to the champ. Amazing reign. #UFC148  –Yves Edwards ?

Forrest Griffin doesn’t have walk out shirts he has run away shirts, so I guess the designs should be on the back  –Forrest Griffin ?

On my way home can’t wait to watch the fight ?#UFC148? let’s see what the judges were look at.  –Tito Ortiz ?

You gotta respect what @titoortiz has accomplished & paved for this sport. #Respect –Jake Ellenberger ?

Congrats @titoortiz on an amazing career! I would of never got into the sport without you. #proudofyou  –Diego Sanchez

My first UFC win and more to come!… http://fb.me/1OAkQyX17  –Cung Le ?

Nice job to Cung!  –Dan Henderson ?

If Demian Maia is on your back… You’re gonna have a bad time. #UFC148  –Joe Lauzon ?

“He thinks he’s above the law bro! He’s NOT. He’s not above the law.” #StevenSeagalCornerQuotes –Kenny Florian ?

Fighter Summit Shenanigans
Can someone please tell me why this stud is single. @NamPhanMMA http://instagr.am/p/M4iziFp1f5/  –Danny Castillo ?

My @ufc fighter summit notes  http://pic.twitter.com/zv3RYP9j  –Samuel Sicilia ?

EVERY SINGLE FIGHTER RIGHT NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS http://pic.twitter.com/JBoZW4DoDuane Ludwig ?

Steven Seagal has not shown up to the #FighterSummit2012 yet to teach us
super secret almost illegal moves and it saddens me. 🙁   –Mike Quick Swick ?

The sensitivity trainer at the fighter summit scares me… A lot.  –Mitch Clarke ?

I had to get a photo with @sonnench   big fan, it’s really low bc I had @UrijahFaber take it #fightersummit2012 http://pic.twitter.com/eJfAGBxY   –Ramsey Nijem ?

@thedomin8r gave my shoe a wedgie, I got 2 words for him… #TeamFaber @UrijahFaber @ufc #UFCFighterSummit  –Michael Chiesa ?

I think @mattmitrione drank a whole pot of coffee here at #ufcfightersummit2012  –Jim Miller ?

I’ve learned one thing at this #ufc summit and that’s do not add @mattmitrione on facebook.. Uve been warned  –Claude Patrick ?

I’m still alive! @ThefrankMir is a gangster! #FrankMirface http://instagr.am/p/M37uBaJ1WB/  –Danny Castillo ?

#thingslearnedatUFCfightersummit say “lunch!” if you need to clear a room of hundreds of @ufc fighters  –Scott Jorgensen ?

Walking to the bathroom and @GonzagaBJJ gives me a bro hug from the side… I was terrified for half a second. #FighterSummit  –Joe Lauzon ?

So, That Wraps Up Another Tweets of… AMIR!
Man that elbow from Weidman was gorgeous. Great fights! #captainlatetotheparty  –Amir Sadollah ?

Tweets of the Week – 7/6

UFC 148 Silva vs Sonnen Silva vs Sonnen! It’s On!! http://pic.twitter.com/LuRBJD56 FIGHT WEEK!!!!!!! Silva vs Sonnen, Ortiz vs Griffin, Cung Le vs Cote!!!  -Dana White ?MEAN STREET PIZZA is hosting a UFC party on Sat at 7. Only place in West Lin…

UFC 148 Silva vs Sonnen
Silva vs Sonnen! It’s On!! http://pic.twitter.com/LuRBJD56
FIGHT WEEK!!!!!!! Silva vs Sonnen, Ortiz vs Griffin, Cung Le vs Cote!!!  –Dana White ?

MEAN STREET PIZZA is hosting a UFC party on Sat at 7. Only place in West Linn!  –Chael Sonnen ?

Me And @sonnench after our little review workout today. The man is ready! #UFCMiddleweightChamp #ufc148 @ufc http://pic.twitter.com/tl0izLjL  –Vinny Magalhaes ?

@yaleufc: “Forrest r u really going to retire if u lose to Tito?” no Tito said that. But just to clear things up I’ll go ahead and win  –Forrest Griffin ?

Love cutting weight. Last time. http://instagr.am/p/MunFELrcfI/  –Tito Ortiz ?

everything is going perfect so far . Me and Le saw each other and shake hand, respect from both side, its business !!! #UFC148  –Patrick Cote ?

I want to thank you all for such amazing support!! I have the best followers but I want to call you all friends instead, followers is weird  –John Alessio ?

I will go Las Vegas tomorrow.Thank you very much AKA gym!! ? –Riki Fukuda

@sonnench i can’t wait to watch you do the business. Taking him down just like last time and finishing him #letsdothis #beastmode  –Andy Ogle ?

Who’s in Vegas? Who’s NOT?
UFC FAN EXPO! Who is going? I will be there Sat. More news to come and cool MMA Prizes and cash $$$$ everyone’s… http://fb.me/1r6u0s5Iz  –Roy Nelson ?

Just landed in Vegas, what to do? Maybe a nice long walk, no maybe a trip to the museum. So many options.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

Vegas bound with @wetzelparker ! http://instagr.am/p/Mu3hVlBEQT/  –Ronda Rousey ?

Headed to Vegas  –Gilbert Melendez ?

I’ll be signing at the @ToyoTires booth at the #ufc fan expo this Saturday, 11-1. Come by and talk metal/cars.  –Josh Barnett ?

I IS IN VEGAS!!!!  –Michael ? Bisping

Just landed in Vegas yay!!!!  –Jamie Varner ?

Packing up one of my fav toys to get signed this weekend. @wandfc http://pic.twitter.com/XjtdrcNgDuane Ludwig

In Las Vegas. Go Chael!  –Mike Pierce ?

I want to apologize to everyone in Vegas for the weather! “I swear this never happens”  –Forrest Griffin ?

Fighter’s Deep Thoughts
Life. Is. So. Daily.  –Danny Castillo ?

Friends are like boobs: some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake. –Miguel Angel Torres ?

I need to go to twitter jail to get some street cred. #thuglife  –Daron Cruickshank ?

Meditate and Destroy  –Dan Hardy ?

Tweets of the Week – 6/29

Some UFC 147 TweetsTranslation: “Jorge, I fell very bad that you are not here with me right now” in Portuguese…. What a performance @RichFranklin #Orgulho  -Jorge Gurgel ?I always forget how good RichFranklin is, mad props to him…still haven…

Some UFC 147 Tweets
Translation: “Jorge, I fell very bad that you are not here with me right now” in Portuguese…. What a performance @RichFranklin #Orgulho  –Jorge Gurgel ?

I always forget how good RichFranklin is, mad props to him…still haven’t watched the Maynard/Guida fight yet…  –Benson Henderson ?

I would have spoke both language for more camera time and for the FANS! #fb  –Roy Nelson ?

Wow. Wouldn’t want to judge that one. Close fight. I’d give wand a 10-8 in the 2nd, though. He either wins our gets a draw. Maybe?
Or not. Close fight though. Congrats to both guys.   –Dan Henderson ?

I get the whole Jim Carey thing w/ Franklin, wow does he look like Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber right now  –Brian Stann ?

Nice that Rich Franklin went with the lloyd christmas cut tonight #UFC147  –Patrick Healy ?

They Just Miss the Cali Kid
Crazy how many people still think I’m fighting in Vegas on the 7th, guess that will happen when u promote a date for 5 months on Live TV.  –Urijah Faber ?

Well, If you Insist…
Hey so …. Espn body issue….. If anyone wants to see me “artistically nude” I suggest you grab a copy when it’s revealed on July 13th  –Ronda Rousey ?

Speaking of Nudity…
(back stage at @UFC) yves lavigne-“Phil Davis?? Sorry I’m used to seeing you with your clothes off” me -“yeah that’s what I’m known for”  –Phil Davis ?

Stupid Tweet, Hunt!
Where da hell is all the haters  –Mark Hunt ?

The Outlaw Supports the Bully
@GrayMaynard you did everything you could to make a fight out of it mate. You deserve that victory, even if it wasn’t how you planned it.  –Dan Hardy ?

@danhardymma of course! I just get bored sometimes and like to answer one or two of those idiots that “know” fight so well  –Gray Maynard ?

Pimp Scott’s Ride –with Treats
I need a freezer installed in the center console of my truck to keep my Reese’s big cups so I always have deliciousness close by  –Scott Jorgensen ?

The Always Stylish and Modest KenFlo
From a few yrs ago. Sometimes my hair isn’t perfect, this wasn’t one of those days. #ThrowbackThursday http://instagr.am/p/Mb_qVKySfz/  –Kenny Florian ?

Michael Beesting
I got stung off a bee for the first time ever before, and it bloody hurt!  –Michael Bisping ?

‘Squatch Love the Java
Just almost got eaten by a red headed Sasquatch and her young at the coffee bean… No pic cuz I was afraid sorry  –Ian McCall ?

How Could it Not Be?
Silva vs Sonnen Primetime is awesome!!! http://on.ufc.com/NRM59J  –Dana White ?

Run, Forrest, Run!
It’s great when your doc says let me give you something to relax you. Its creepy when your roommate says let me give you something to relaxu  –Forrest Griffin ?

The Powerful Joe Rogan: Jiu Jitsu Black Belt
Thank you all for the kind words re: the black belt. It’s a real honor, and I couldn’t be happier tonight! Thank you for all the love!  –Joe Rogan ?