Author: Thomas Cunningham

UFC on FX: Maynard vs Guida
Looking forward to fighting in front of my East Coast fans! The Dude will bring it! #FIGHTWEEK
Watching Goonies followed by Opportunity Knocks while getting my hair braided. #PreFightNecessity  –Clay Guida ?

Weigh ins done!! Feeling great!! Can’t wait for tomorrow. Thank you @microtech @microtechceo @airforcereserv http://instagr.am/p/MJ0lDos6mu/  –Gray Maynard ?

The main event LIVE and FREE tonight on FX is Maynard vs Guida!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/hthO9iHh  –Dana White ?

Why does it seem like every commercial on TV for a fast food place when ur cutting weight?? #starving  –Sam Stout ?

Resting up & feeling good! Just a few more hours before the war begins! @ufc  –Spencer Fisher ?

Fighting tonight, #@UFC #@FUEL TV! Whoop whoop!  –Rick ?Story

Well rested and ready for battle. #rest #UFC #battle #fights. –TJ Waldburger ?

Breakfast of champions!! Hello WW division 🙂 http://pic.twitter.com/RSh5BZ5p
 –Ross Pearson ?

It going down tomorrow! #UFC_FX4 http://instagr.am/p/MJ6qAXqY2t/  –Cub Swanson ?

Good morning world… I think I have to beat someone up today, sounds like uneventful day  –Ramsey Nijem ?

UFC 147: Franklin vs Silva
Wandy trains in his hometown for tomorrow night’s homecoming fight http://youtu.be/SMkYpfSkRXA –UFC

Thanks for all support my guys tomorrow is my war –Wanderlei Silva

Why make the sky the limit when there is so much more beyond the sky u see!  –Rich Franklin ?

Put “Showering” after Training & before Wedding
Work, training, wedding. Gonna be a great day!  –Stipe Miocic ?

Always the Last to Know
So I have a fight confirmed then? That’s news to me!  –Dan Hardy ?

I am OFFICIALLY looking forward to fighting in Nottingham against Amir Sadollah in September. Welcome to #OutlawCountry. –Dan Hardy ?

What Happens at Weigh-Ins… Winds Up Online
Here’s a, uh, “candid” pic of teammates @RamseyNijem & @Stevesiler backstage – weigh ins live at http://UFC.com! http://pic.twitter.com/owvfQRBT  –UFC

Perks of Having Miguel as Your Dad
My daughter is the only kid here at the pool with 3 grown men as her personal body gaurds. She owns this slide now.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

I W.E.C. What you Did There!
When 3 buds show up wearing the same thing! #frankmirface http://instagr.am/p/MCc37GJ1W-/  –Danny Castillo ?

If you try to Smack-Talk Tim Kennedy…
Sun morning run in the fields. @TimKennedyMMA u think u got cardio but u have no idea! http://lockerz.com/s/217951052  –Luke Rockhold ?

@rockholdMMA I like your hair in that morning sunlight. #beautiful  –Tim Kennedy ?

UFC on FX: Johnson vs McCall Post Tweets
Awesome fight tonight thanks to all my training partners. Thanks to @xbox @ufc @univsall now time to enjoy the victory with #teammighty  –Demetrious Johnson ?

Weird I woke up feeling like I got my ass beat last night … Oh wait I did haha at least I’m not bleeding out of my ears anymore –Ian McCall ?

See you soon @MightyMouseUFC ! Congrats!  –Joseph Benavidez ?

@JoeJitsu @MightyMouseUFC Very much looking forward to u 2 throwing down, 125 might be my fav weight class…  –Benson Henderson ?

Spoke with my son. “dad you need to practice punching harder” #lovethatkid  –Scott Jorgensen ?

15 stitches…thanks Scott!! #toughguy #manly #frankenstein http://instagr.am/p/Lo2ArokhAw/  –Eddie Wineland ?

Congrats to @MeansTim it was his night tonight. I will grow and learn from this speed bump! Thanks to all the tweeps still believing don’t count me out! ?-Justin Salas

Thankyou for all the support everyone!  –Tim Means ?

Congrats @Mike_Pyle sushi is on you  –Forrest Griffin ?

Man these flyweights are crazy lol I wouldn’t mind if flyweights where the only main events from now on #nojoke  –Erik Jon Koch ?

When in Russia…
After a good breakfast time to workout in Russia tonight maybe I’ll drink good vodka –Glover Teixeira ?

80% of Tweets to Uncle Creepy are ‘Stache Related
 “@TReihmJob: @Unclecreepymma why is your stache so badass?” how could it not be?

“@PassiveJay: @Unclecreepymma My mustache is a feeble imitation of yours, what do you use on yours to increase its awesomeness?” manliness

 “@SergioILomeli: @Unclecreepymma does your mustache ever talk to you??” he’s the only one I listen to  –Ian McCall ?

Speaking of Mustaches
Geez I look good with a stache. What do you think? http://pic.twitter.com/c08mSwww  –Kyle Noke ?

@KyleNoke you look like John Waters.  –Aaron Riley ?

Brenneman: The Kenny G Look
Does my hair look frizzy? http://pic.twitter.com/XO7jMwlX   –Charlie Brenneman ?

For the Record
Don’t let them fool you, I make bad decisions sober to.  –Danny Castillo ?

Anderson Beats It
http://youtu.be/wD5F4wmEdJs Check this out ……aaaauuuuu  –Anderson Silva ?

Why Punctuation is Important
…bath salts…? http://pic.twitter.com/Fgith1XH  –Julie Kedzie ?

Mexicutioner is Back –Lighter and Stronger
back in the @ufc vs James TeHuna july 11 @FUELTV lets do this!  –Joey Beltran ?

UFC on FX: Johnson vs McCall
“@mOsT_eViL_oNe: @Unclecreepymma do u get nervous before a fight ever ?” no too busy having fun  –Ian McCall ?

The @MightyWife & I are headed to the airport #Floridabound #teammighty  –Demetrious Johnson ?

On weight feeling great. Best weight cut EVER!  –Josh Neer ?

Behind the scenes…weigh in time!! #ufc #fight #relentless #nomercy #bringit http://instagr.am/p/LlvlhpkhLi/  –Eddie Wineland ?

Maybe if i win @arielhelwani will want to interview me. Sniffle. #RememberYourRootsSniffle  –Charlie Brenneman ?

Here is the full journey to the center of the octagon! #UFCOnFX @ufc #njoy @headrushbrand @C2Ococonutwater @mmainc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHkIKPSBLEc  –Scott Jorgensen ?

Off to the weigh ins! Ready to do this and go refuel and get ready to smash tomorrow!  –Matt Grice ?

Just a bus full of @ufc fighters … No big deal http://instagr.am/p/LllJMtTFkS/  –Ian McCall ?

KenFlo – From Fighter to Comedian
Remember that group “Bath Salt-N-Pepa”? Man, they were crayyyzzzzyyy!!!  –Kenny Florian ?

“Training Stuff” is Important
@Verafied good fight for ya good luck with that training stuff  –Forrest Griffin ?

That’s Where He Gets All That Energy
I like Clay’s diet way better! http://instagr.am/p/LlzZ3rqY-2/  –Cub Swanson ?

MMA Maternity Ward
My baby boy is officially here. Cj Weidman 8lbs 13oz. He’s completely healthy and my wife is doing great! http://instagr.am/p/LlutvbihpO/  –Chris Weidman ?

Kennedy Brooklyn Varner so beautiful! http://pic.twitter.com/qQCPTpn0  –Jamie Varner ?

That’s for Facebook Squares
Twitter, I’m really into you right now, but you’ve got to promise me never to get overrun with memes about ” living life by your own rules”  –Quinn Mulhern ?

Typical Tim
This is how I dry my gear our, and why the rental car company always asks if I left a dead animal in car. http://pic.twitter.com/eZAeQbp1  –Tim Kennedy ?

Bromantic
@JoeJitsu You in Florida for the fights on Friday??  –Michael Chiesa ?

@MikeMav22 I’m afraid not my friend . Gotta do the post fight show in LA. Have fun living the dream!  –Joseph Benavidez ?

@JoeJitsu sad… I was excited at the thought of a very bromantic hug from the man himself. –Michael Chiesa ?

Hard Life of a Fighter
Room service…double shots of Belvy & ice cream. http://instagr.am/p/LhJAQDJ1R9/  –Danny Castillo ?

I can feel impulse buys returning to my life – yay for obnoxiously expensive shades that do nothing! http://t.co/t66AXSeS  –Ronda Rousey ?

God Save the Queen. He Means it, Maaaann!
Happy 60 years on the throne Queenie!  –Dan Hardy ?

Chael P. Sonnen: Author and Poet
The Oregon Felon is gonna bust Silva’s Melon… http://www.amazon.com/The-Voice-Reason-V-I-P-Enlightenment/dp/1936608545   –Chael Sonnen ?

UFC 146: Dos Santos vs Mir
I’m going to do my last training before the fight now. We are almost there I hope you guys are as excited like as I am for this fight  –Junior Dos Santos

It’s fight time http://socialcam.com/s/iZhMm7Wp  –Frank Mir

Long day of press today, we are ready to rest, long day http://fb.me/1NVWThupN  –Roy Nelson ?

Time to bring the warhawk into effect. #RedOrDead  –Dan Hardy ?

Warming up in my ninja outfit. http://pic.twitter.com/3A0s7TQH  –Duane Ludwig ?

YEAH! Cannot wait to fight.
Quick vid for @ufc dot com! http://www.ufc.com #HEAVYWEIGHTS WATCH MY TRAINING FOR #ufc146 http://yfrog.us/mbi8wz  –Jason Mayhem Miller ?

Rocking the new @tapout gear ! Can’t wait to represent @ufc 146 http://pic.twitter.com/SgH56CkB  –CB Dollaway ?

As you all heard I won’t be televised I’ll be fighting @ufc Prelims on facebook. they wanted to start it off with a bang.. 3 days left .War!  –Daniel Pineda ?

Just got recuited by the avengers. I think ill be a good addition to the team http://instagr.am/p/LBW37mtHf4/  –Mike Brown ?

Sounds Like an Episode of COPS
Whats the best part about having a treadmill in my garage? Probably being able to run in my underwear  –Cub Swanson ?

Dude Makes A Valid Point
not really fair to make fun of my typos. have you see the size of these hands?  –Shane Carwin ?

Meathead Checks In
Sup bitches!?!  –Matt Mitrione ?

Secret You Say?
Check out this SECRET Webinar on my friend @alanbelcherufc AMAZING Leg Lock Defense System! A Must for all Grapplers! http://bitly.com/JTfSPT  –Crazy Tim Credeur ?

(Not So) Civil War at Team Alpha Male
@TJDillashaw hacked my account.He jus recycled the tweets I used on him cuzz he has no sense of humor. ITS ON SON! DONT CRY THIS TIME THO!!  –Danny Castillo ?

New Look, Same Hat
Going for a new look 🙂 http://instagr.am/p/K_bOX2IFr9/   –Brad Pickett ?

Fighter Footwear Fashion
I hope I never get beatup by a guy wearing crocs  –Forrest Griffin

Hey, I wear Crocs proudly, hahaha…  –Benson Henderson ?

If UFC DVDs had Deleted Extras…
Chadseph Mendevidez VS @StefanStruve #FantasyFreakFights http://pic.twitter.com/vPPZPVFQ  –Joseph Benavidez ?

If I change my entire persona, @ufc will u endorse me to the Mexican fans as it’s next star, “Technico” Tom Lawlor? Complete with lucha mask?   –Tom Lawlor ?

Gandhi: Rousey Fan?
http://pic.twitter.com/JVq0CH3c  –Ronda Rousey ?

Strikeforce Tomorrow Night!
Before they throw down (Saturday at 10p), they talk. @FrankShamrock interviews the @Strikeforce headliners: http://ow.ly/b0srZ #MMA  –SHOWTIME SPORTS ?

Eating heavy and feeling light. Ready to show what a real championship fight looks like. http://twitpic.com/9m45b6  –Josh Barnett ?

Doing all media stuff for the fight. Got to see the belt today. Here is a pic of josh and I at today’s press… http://fb.me/1Rmv4Aa7W   –Daniel Cormier ?

UFC on Fuel: Zombie vs Diamond = Wow
I’m sorry…. I let you down and I let myself down.. I trained hard and will be back stronger than ever. Thanks for the support.. I’m sorry  –Dustin Poirier

That fight kicked my ass!! Night everyone. Thanks to all the fighters tonight! Sick card and the Korean Zombie looked AMAZING 2 night.  –Dana White ?

Amazing fights #UFConFuel3 @koreanzombiemma for president !!  –Joseph Benavidez ?

Savage! @koreanzombiemma just got 2 bonuses. He needs more bonuses. Man deserves to b rich @ufc   –Urijah Faber ?

@koreanzombiemma congrats my friend hope u get that shot and then we can meet again!  –Leonard Garcia ?

Great Main Event and everyone loves Zombies, good fight Chan Sung Jung!! @koreanzombiemma  –Roy Nelson  ?

Wow what a great fight!! Credit where credit is due both guys put it on a show! Great fight  –Ross Pearson ?

Congrats to my lil brotha @koreanzombiemma, brilliant performance…way to gut it out & get the W…  –Benson Henderson ?

This is what @ufc is all about. #UFConFUELTV  –Jason Mayhem Miller ?

Congrats on the big KO @FilthyTomLawlor Happy for ya  –Chris Weidman ?

Great job @FilthyTomLawlor !!!  –Aaron Simpson ?

@Cowboycerrone = Brutally Vicious  –Cub Swanson ?

Wow!!! @Cowboycerrone looks flawless!! Great job bro!!!  –Eddie Wineland ?

Sorry to my friends,family & @ufc I gave it everything I had. Props to @TigerJabouin he was the better man. Still gonna go watch Law & Order  –Jeff Hougland ?

For those asking… I’m not taking anything away from dongi because he
was unbelievably tough, but getting the eye poke made it even harder  –Brad Tavares ?

The fight didn’t go the way I intended it. For my haters, that one is for you all. Don’t count on seeing that sh*%t again.  –Marcus LeVesseur ?

Tim is the Only One Talking about Non-Korean Zombies
#NeverShouldYouEver dress up like a zombie and try to break into my house. It would not go well for you.  –Tim Kennedy ?

It was Inevitable
Twitter will now be referred to as Forrest Griffins personal war on correct grammar  –Forrest Griffin ?

They Want your Money
How come every time I get an oil change these MFs wanna give me a list of things that need to be fixed/changed “Eventually”?  –Danny Castillo ?

Bosses Just Don’t Understand
you show up to work wearing a singlet and everyone stares. What else does a wrestler wear on Casual Day?  –Shane Carwin ?

Uncle Creepy Enabling Your Next Pig Out
Diets are stupid  –Ian McCall ?

The Observations of KenFlo
These @ufc fighters are pretty stingy after weigh ins. Nobody wants to go halfsies on their food with me. #selfish  –Kenny Florian ?