Author: Thomas Cunningham

Zombie Vs. Diamond Tuesday on FuelTV!
I put my blood sweat and tears into my work. Next Tues I will show you what happens when somebody dedicates themselves to fighting. #fb  –Dustin Poirier

4 days out #UFConFuel3 video blog http://youtu.be/GG5aOmsGYHs Check it out! @ufc @fueltv @ReubenDuranUFC @fightdoc21 @danawhite @lorenzofertitta  –Jeremy Stephens ?

Will fight for tacos! –Alex Soto ?

Team Alpha Weirdo
At the TUF gym in Vegas. Watching @LancePalmer & @chadmendes workout. #Weirdos http://instagr.am/p/Kf3stHJ1Uz/  –Danny Castillo ?

UFC’s Experimental “Fighter-Clone Program”
Headed to strength & conditioning w/ @aaronsimpson getting pumped listening to Keith Sweat #twisted  –Ryan Bader ?

huh? I’m in Flagstaff. Are you lifting with another @aaronsimpson? Damn you!!! @ryanbader  –Aaron Simpson ?

Tough Love
8yrd niece:Y dont u buy other types of donuts 4 evry1 2 eat.Y do u only buy Choc Glaze? Me:how abt u get ur own $ & buy ur own donuts lol  –Nam Phan ?

She Looks Thrilled
My dog squishy in her new outfit………lol http://pic.twitter.com/HhOIp1hZ  –John Alessio ?

Creepy & The Mouse
Up bright and early in Hawaii gonna get some grub then do some lap swimming in the ocean. Sharks beware of the mouse….squeak!!!!!!!  –Demetrious Johnson ?

Thanks to all you guys for the bday love. I have a present for all of you … Just wait till June 8th to see it   –Ian McCall ?

Carwin Demands Quality Insults
Everyone knows the @UFC buys it’s stars amazing cars. Here is what Uncle @DanaWhite got me. Do not be Jelly! http://ow.ly/i/ClHT

haters where is the “@DanaWhite got you that car so you would stop running out of gas”. Step your game up, I shouldnt be insulting myself.  –Shane Carwin ?

Mark Your Calendars, Kids
John Jones vs Dan Henderson for Jones UFC LHW title on Sept 1st in Las Vegas!!!! –Dana White ?

$150 Muffins Must Taste Amazing
Tax man, I know its wishful thinking but please spend that money well. I didn’t suffer for it so some suit can eat $150 muffins. Thank you.  –Dan Hardy ?

Chael: Wordsmith
I’d rather be honest than modest. “The Voice of Reason: A VIP Pass to Enlightenment”  –Chael Sonnen ?

A Sad Story with a Happy Ending
I lost my phone…. :'(

Found it!  –Ronda Rousey ?

Barry & Johnson: Bloody Buddies
ROUND 3 http://pic.twitter.com/QpOyoxcC
ROUND 2 http://pic.twitter.com/QLJ6kYXw  –Pat Barry ?

Bumps, Bruises and Smiles
Why am I smiling when I look like his, because I won my fight and FOTN bonus!!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/xJ3z7w5g  –Louis Gaudinot ?

UFC on Fox: Diaz vs Miller
Are you psyched for @UFCONFOX? Dana breaks down why you damn well oughtta be http://youtu.be/K3yndlS990M  –UFC ?

Time to step on the scale! @TapouT #ufconfox  –Jim Miller ?

Diaz camp is here and ready – weigh ins in 30 on http://UFC.com and @FUELTV http://pic.twitter.com/QBY32o6O  –UFC ?

About to go hot tub and just got done doing some interviews what a day a great day lol  –Johny Hendricks ?

Per – #UFConFOX #ufc #mma May 5th #fox http://instagr.am/p/KN0utIpTH2/  –Josh Koscheck ?

GLAD I DON’T CUT WEIGHT OR I MIGHT START LOSING IT!!!  http://twitpic.com/9gubnk  –Pat Barry ?

Wow @lastcall155 jus weighed in with a tuxedo for @UFCONFOX tomorrow! @barackobama @tompetty @Johnvarvatos  –Joseph Benavidez ?

No one does a weigh-in like me! #LaStCaLLThings  –Danny Castillo ?

Weigh-ins stare down- can’t wait for Saturday! #ufconfox @ufc http://lockerz.com/s/206165898 http://lockerz.com/s/206165911  –Lavar Johnson ?

Just chilling out now, weight cut all done, just want to weigh in and then attack somebody! Getting impatient, anyone might do!  –John Hathaway ?

I’ve never felt so good the night befor a weigh in, im almost at weight and I could fight right now no problem come and get your love  –Roland Delorme ?

What socks should I wear to the weigh ins? http://via.me/-zcr4bc  –John Dodson

Lookin forward to @ufc on Fox tomorrow, sick card & FREE! #GoodTimes  –Jeff Hougland ?

Swedish Fish?
Yesterday’s catch!!! http://pic.twitter.com/Ra0HCEkw  –Alexander Gustafsson ?

The Creepstache™ is all the Verification He Needs
 “@TRIGGGERMIKE: @Unclecreepymma how are u not verified yet u gotta get the belt to do it” idk how to do it … Maybe it’s not really me  –Ian McCall ?

The Champ gets a Time-Out
Okay my mom has officially twitter-yelled at me and I have to go to bed, goodnight everybody  –Ronda Rousey ?

Twitter Prom –for Manly Men
#IfTwitterHadAPromIdTake @BrianStann  –Tim Kennedy ?

Haha, How do I even respond to this?   –Brian Stann ?

Why Keyboard Warriors Fear The Future
I think Twitter should have a teleport function so instead of blocking someone I could show up wherever they are and beat them mercilessly.  –Dan Hardy ?

Post UFC 145 Tweets
I went 2 UFC 145 in Atlanta and I had the best seat in the house & all I came back with was this fat eye! Wt http://instagr.am/p/JxNbJkk1Ee/  –Rashad Evans ?

What’s Dan Henderson’s reach compared to Rashads?  –Jon Bones Jones ?

I’m very happy Alessio stepped up to fight, true warrior no doubt, much respect! Big tks to @ufc for finding such a durable opponent#ufc145  –Mark Bocek ?

All you fans have been very supportive & I truly appreciate that from the bottom of my heart!!! I promise to be back better & more dangerous  –John Alessio ?

Thanks SO much, everybody, for all your support.. I’m happy to come away with the win, but I wanted a definite finish. Can’t wait to be back  –Mac Danzig ?

Came up short for whatever reason it didnt go my way thought i was
winning buy we cant leave 2 judges @TheMMALAB team see you Monday!! Thxs 
–Efrain Escudero ?

Thanks for all your support guys! Wish I could reply to all the tweets but too many. Maybe another contest soon for some Immortal gear???  –Matthew Brown ?

Well everyone last night was a WAR and i want to thank everyone of you guys for all your love and support. Keeping chin up and train harder.  –Stephen Thompson ?

Thank you @MarkHominick for a beautiful fight last night. #GreatnessIs is the places we took each other last night.  –Eddie Yagin ?

@EddieYaginMMA nothing but respect for you. Thanks for the great fight. Safe flight!  –Mark Hominick ?

Good job to Michael McDonald, didn’t see that uppercut. I will be back no worries.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

@MiguelTorresMMA hey Miguel, just wanted to say that you are the best opponent ive ever fought. In the short duration we had fought you punched me more times than anyone ever had in any fight except my one loss. I want you to know I only got respect for you and the only reason I wanted to fight you is because you’re a great fighter, man. All drama and business aside, you’re the most dangerous person I’ve fought and I don’t doubt you’ll be back up in no time. I’ll see you around man. Thanks for making my face hurt lol.  –Michael McDonald ?

Sorry guys…im ok btw lol. Big respect to @rory_macdonald the guy is for real!  –Che Mills ?

Rory is the REAL DEAL!!!!!!!!  –Dana White ?

thank you for all the support and being a part of the @ufc @danawhite  –Rory MacDonald ?

Thankyou @ufc fans for all the love and support, that was for you  –Ben Rothwell ?

This fight was dedicated to a really good friend of mine I lost 3 Weeks ago – In loving memory of Sam Nguyen  –Anthony Njokuani ?

Super Mom
Apparently my gangster mom & i are a headline on Yahoo Home page. She’s a super hero. I just got the chin. @ufc funny http://pic.twitter.com/uovdp6PW  –Urijah Faber ?

Tonight on TUF: %#*! Gets ROWDY!
What happens when a girl enters the #TUFLive House? What about if that girl is @RondaRousey? TOMORROW at 10 on @FXNetworks!  –Inside TUF ?

Deep Fighter Thoughts
I brainstormed for 45 minutes today, trying to remember all the people I know who can kick my ass. I’m living a strange life.  –Quinn Mulhern ?

Deep Fighter Conversations
Just got a text from my friend @cadillacbass , a keepsake of our most profound conversation to date. http://pic.twitter.com/g8Z72AH8  –Dan Hardy ?

Fighter Problems
Serious everybody stop sending me pic of Forrest action figures doing weird sexual things, please its disturbing  –Forrest Griffin ?

So This is Exciting…
Anderson Silva vs Chael Sonnen is on!!! July 7th in Las Vegas but first get Chael out of Brazil in 1 piece. http://pic.twitter.com/IqCCd3an –Dana White ?

I’m the top contender, I’m the one they will remember… “The Voice of Reason”   –Chael Sonnen ?

hey my friend I promise I will do more English twitters ok  –Anderson Silva ?

Classic @sonnench just tried to take @spideranderson‘s belt. Seemed really confused why Silva was holding it @ufc  http://pic.twitter.com/xIZBFgMU  –Urijah Faber ?

Psyched!
It’s coming http://instagr.am/p/JyFRqBzFh2/  –Ian McCall ?

UFC 145: Jones vs Evans
Jones vs Evans. LOL!!! http://on.ufc.com/HTB7KU  –Dana White ?

I went 2 Jurassic Park 2day & met @shaq! Shaq is the man! http://instagr.am/p/JoE0JTk1Pm/  –Rashad Evans ?

Here’s a picture of me having breakfast with the team this morning http://pic.twitter.com/SQKYTki5  –Jon Bones Jones ?

Getting ready for last workout before #ufc145 weigh ins. Feeling great!  –Mark Hominick ?

Just got a great massage… Feeling good. Weight is nice and low.. Can’t wait for Saturday night!  –Mac Danzig ?

Lol sitting at a table having lunch with Forrest griffin.  –Michael McDonald ?

Almost there guys, I promise I won’t dissapoint my fans, I’m here to win @ #ufc145  –Mark Bocek ?

Just finished a little workout. Time for some food. Only a couple more days till Show time !!  –Chad Griggs ?

I would like to thank all of my fans for the support means a lot, I fight for my #fans. It’s that time again #war! see you all @UFC 145.  –JohnTheBull Makdessi ?

Makdessi vs Njokuani is gonna be a sick fight!! #UFC145  –Joseph Benavidez ?

Yo @JohnMakdessiMMA are you ready to scrap?! @ufc  –Anthony Njokuani ?

Thank you everyone for your support! It feels good to be on the same card and I feel well and ready to bang on saturday, but first weigh ins  –Eddie Yagin ?

Weirdos
Headed to @TRAIN2REIGN to punch @mark_munoz @EllenbergerMMA and everyone in their face. I’m late! Don’t start the party without me.  –Jason Mayhem Miller ?

LETS GET WEIRD! @mayhemmiller @mark_munoz  –Jake Ellenberger ?

Yep, I’m the weirdo stretching in the airport.  –Charlie Brenneman ?

Eddie Wineland is Funky Fresh
Oohhhhhhhh snap, old school Friday and gangsta party comes on KISS FM! Makes me wanna do hood rat stuff with my friends!!  –Eddie Wineland ?

I’d Do What She Says, Guys…
Visiting the capital of ny to help lift the ban on pro Mma http://say.ly/lGG37pv  –Ronda Rousey ?

Cub’s Perspective
One day I’ll learn to keep my hands up http://instagr.am/p/JdriEWzFmj/   –Ian McCall ?

@Unclecreepymma:  Thats only for wussies and people who care about brain cells  –Cub Swanson ?

@CubSwanson ya seems kind of over rated  –Ian McCall ?

FoGriff: The Ultimate Lawyer
How many episodes of Law and Order do I have to watch before I have an honorary law degree –Forrest Griffin ?

We’re BAAAAACK! UFC on Fuel TV 2
In Sthlm and soon fight week! Cant wait!!!  –Alexander Gustafsson ?

Showing off some ink #UFConFUELTV #sweden http://pic.twitter.com/QbWa6WkM   –Alessio Sakara ?

Thanks everyone. Fight time soon. I appreciate the energy and prayers.   –Tom DeBlass ?

Right all weigh-in bang on 170pounds (77kg) now its donut time #YeahBuddy #GypsyJiuJitsu #UFCSweden http://twitpic.com/99aks5   –John Maguire ?

lets go get that W weighed in at 135 on the dot!!!   –Damacio Page ?

Made weight!!!!!! Tomorrow the execution!!!!!!!!  –Siyar Bahadurzada ?

See you in a couple hours, Stockholm! Me and my coaches are visiting for UFC on Fuel 2, gonna be a great event IMO!  –Stefan Struve ?

TUF Guys
Today was an awesome day of practice & i think @TheDomin8r has a foot fetish. Ready to take the lead tomorrow #TeamFaber @ufc @LancePalmer  –Urijah Faber ?

@UrijahFaber love my @Vladofootwear! guna go ahead n sponsor u a pair 2 cover the hobbit feet up.  –Dominick Cruz ?

It’s that time again! #TUFLive #FightNight @BadBoyTickle vs. @JoeProctor tonight at 10 on @FXNetworks!  –Inside TUF ?

#TUFLive’s Team Purple talk about Chris Tickle, lotion that smells like girl, being BFFs, and M&M anonymous http://on.ufc.com/I4gain  –UFC ?

Got 2 get my hair cut today…you look good, you feel good, you fight good! I hope ur all excited and ready 2 watch me go 2 war this friday  –Joe Proctor ?

got reprimanded 4 starting the wine bottle smashing championships last nite and 4 hunting imaginary deer in the backyard 2 mins ago.  –Al Iaquinta ?

Everytime I land chicago airport I think I should really invest in shoes with lil skate wheel in heel. #heelies  –Eric Delfierro ?

Shoulda Said “Chatty”
The loquacious @JoshLBarnett. Reserved phenom @dc_mma. Which will take the @strikeforce #HWGP title come May 19? http://ow.ly/i/z0jo   –SHOWTIME SPORTS ?

@SHOsports @dc_mma @strikeforce   What did you call me SHOsports!?  –Josh Barnett ?

You’ve Been Warned
It’s National Kiss Day! If any random person tries to kiss me I’m treating them like a terrorist.  –Tim Kennedy ?

He Went with “BANG” Instead
Lookn a bit young here. My friends used to call me the ” angry boy scout” http://pic.twitter.com/oXwk69Vy   –Duane Ludwig ?

And Now Wandy with the News
NEWS!!!!   –Wanderlei Silva ?

Super Samoan: Tweet Junkie
man over 1000 tweets i am a JUNKIEEE AHAHHAA
They ask me wat world are u in I say tweeter verse lol  –Mark Hunt ?

FoGriff Ponders the Mysteries of Life
At what point is one so hairy they should start using conditioner on their body hair. Cus I’m getting close  –Forrest Griffin ?

Ronda’s Doh! Face
This is the face you make you you think you’re about to start blogging but actually take a picture on accident http://pic.twitter.com/i7EQExlK  –Ronda Rousey ?

Joe Likes the Nightlife, He Likes to Boogie…
Plse keep ur eye out for this man He’s 5’4″ 180 lbs Dresses dapper & may b attached 2 a small Italian woman @JoeJitsu  http://pic.twitter.com/y9QGdYTa  –Urijah Faber ?

VOTE OR DIE!
UFC fans – let’s get your votes – which fighter has the best Twitter account? (Fighters, feel free to jump in here….)   –UFC ?

@ufc THAT TALL GUY PAT BERRY DOES!!!   –Pat Barry ?

We May Have to Give These Boys a Timeout
@sonnench don’t worry-you’re a beatdown away from obscurity. I’ll be happy to beat your head in-that’s if it’s not still on a pike in Rio.  –Jason Mayhem Miller ?

MayHem: Due to time constraints I am currently confining my Twitter wars to active, relevant, fighters ONLY. Buy a T-shirt on your way out.  –Chael Sonnen ?

Tim Kennedy Role-Playing as Katy Perry? Check.
If you need some tape on me. This is a good place to start. Visualize having to punch me in that wig @rockholdMMA  Watch Tim as Katy Perry   –Tim Kennedy ?

@TimKennedyMMA after being in India for a few days your actually starting to look good lol #SadTruth  –Luke Rockhold ?

TUF Guys & Their Pranks
http://twitvid.com/TUO41 – Had the waitress trade out @urijahfaber‘s green tea ice cream with wasabi. Hilarious reaction!! #JustTheTempura  –TJ Dillashaw ?

Still training hard and enjoying my time in the house. hope all is well on the outside. And for those who support me thanks!  –John Cofer ?

What’s up all my new followers?! I decided this June I’m buying a surfboard n getin sick at surfing!.. Whose coming with me? #longisland  –Al Iaquinta ?

About to hit up the TUF weigh ins, lets go @MikeMav22 #TeamFaber @ufc @InsideTUF http://pic.twitter.com/ggnvbtqc  –Urijah Faber ?

.@samsulicatuf is an habitual line stepper @ufc @InsideTUF  @TheDomin8r @ericdelfierro  –Myles Jury ?

Things are going great here! Missing my family and friends alot, but this is a experience of a life time so its worth it! God bless to all!  –James Vick ?

just did a funny ass skit with the team and cruz. should be up on http://ultimatefighter.com in a day or two. it was hard to keep a straight face  –Jeremy Larsen ?

Do what has to be done, When it has to be done, As well as it can be done, Do it that way all the time. 🙂  –Mike Rio ?

.@badboytickle not 2 happy bout the sprints this a.m!…n I dnt care! Ha http://lockerz.com/s/198742233   –Dominick Cruz ?

Nathan Diaz: Now One Shade More Dangerous
just want to say congrats and a long time waiting to @NateDiaz209 for getting his BLACK BELT. keep up the good work buddy.  –Nam Phan ?

Congrats homie!!! Well deserved Black belt… @NateDiaz209  –Gilbert Melendez ?

Who Doesn’t!?
I think I need a monkey sidekick.  –Dan Hardy ?

Super Samoan Ready to KO Twitter
Dam the army is getting bigger 2000 lol  –Mark Hunt ?

@markhunt1974 hey welcome to twitter buddy!  –Tony Ferguson ?

Bam Bam’s Refined Taste
Im falling in love with the European style of espresso. 2 shots and lil steamed milk is serious. #internationallyknown  –Patrick Healy ?

Public Service Announcement from Nik Lentz
Fact: Mac and Cheese is to be ate with a spoon and bowl  –Nik Lentz  ?

Danny Castillo Presents “Adventures of Master Thong”
Master Thong caused an evacuation on the 3rd floor. He went to hold pads for Faber & Palmer but forgot his food in the oven.
“All black smoke. Black everything, you kno. Beep beep beep alarm, so loud. I tell lady, im sorry you kno.” -Master Thong   –Danny Castillo ?

Jon Jones: Cover Model
Behind The Scenes Of My @UFC Magazine Cover Shoot: http://youtu.be/Pjgx1opBgao  –Jon Bones Jones ?

Forrest invented Parkour, Bro!
Parcore my ass! I was doing that s–t when it was called horsing around and you got in trouble for doing it on the grocery store isle  –Forrest Griffin ?

I Believe the Correct Term is Snotty Spring
Is it just me or is it booger season for everybody? –Jason Mayhem Miller ?