Author: Thomas Cunningham

TUF Live Tonight
It’s #FightNight on #TUFLive! Spread the word! @FuryJury vs. @AlIaquinta on @FXNetworks #TeamCruz or #TeamFaber? TUF  –Inside TUF ?

@TheDomin8r really digging you on the show. Love your style. You made another fan right here.  –Nathan Quarry ?

@NateRockQuarry Thanx man…that’s a cool thing 2 hear from a veteran like urself  –Dominick Cruz ?

Watching the new ultimate fighter on fx, good stuff.although cruz said he’s the count. What??? Lol – –Michael ? Bisping

Fighters Behind the Wheel
Holy #%$* #Florida has by far the worst drivers of all of the places I have been!!! Dammit  –Nik Lentz

Horrible drivers make me want to shit in my hands and fling it at them #justsayin  –Ramsey Nijem ?

I decided people just shouldn’t drive at a speed lower than their age on an open freeway… When I get old I’m speeding EVERYWHERE  –Ronda Rousey ?

Just bc it old doesn’t mean u can drive like an a-hole!! I’ll hit an old man in public  –Eddie Wineland ?

Took me 21min to figure out how to turn the BASS down in my rental car!  –Duane Ludwig ?

Anyone for feedback on the icobra radar?  –Scott Jorgensen ?

@Scottjorgensen Stop speeding?  –Stipe Miocic ?

@smiocic that’s like telling a monkey to stop throwing his poo  –Scott Jorgensen ?

Mayhem in Manhattan
Goodbye NYC. Every time is too short. http://instagr.am/p/Izf4-XnUhU/  –Jason Mayhem Miller ?

Bones Ready for War
There’s no more “brothers” there’s no more old teammates, rashad is the enemy right now in every way, shape, and form  –Jon Bones Jones ?

Indeed, sir. Indeed.
#WECneverforget –Dustin Poirier

Team Alpha Sub
I need to open a sandwich shop, pepper jack cheese, cucumber, apple slices, smoked turkey, mustard. So good! http://pic.twitter.com/LTHt7MA6   –Urijah Faber ?

Cute Dog Pic of the Week
My lifting partner. So observing. http://lockerz.com/s/196798907  –Charlie Brenneman ?

Befuddled Mitrione
So I think I found a perfect word 4late night or Sunday morning activities…#fuddling. as in, girrrrrl I’d luhhta take u home & #fuddle  –Matt Mitrione ?

Tribute to Caffeine
I’m happy caffeine is not considered an illegal drug!  –Chris Weidman ?

Tripple espresso @starbucks with a splash of vanilla @musclemilk … I feel like a man –Ian McCall ?

Pretty Sure that’s Against the Unified Rules
My omega beams will reduce you to ashes.  –Miguel Angel Torres ?

Tim Kennedy’s One Man Show
I am Katy Perry! http://pic.twitter.com/ALI5DZx4
This is a screen test. Here I am as the White Swan. http://pic.twitter.com/huhP4STy
Video shoot day number 2! @ufc @Ranger_Up things are getting out of hand. http://pic.twitter.com/j4dSlZN6   –Tim Kennedy ?

So @timkennedymma wins one little Twitter bonus and goes off the deep end off http://twitpic.com/92n6n2   –UFC ?

Thong Style
I luv u Master Thong but you dress like a f^cking a^^hole… http://pic.twitter.com/pUucWRaE
Have I mentioned how ridiculous Master Thongs outfits are… http://instagr.am/p/InXWCQJ1Ur/  –Danny Castillo ?

And Now, Your Moment of Zen
A hot air balloon full of pirate cats. #Genius  –Dan Hardy ?

TUF Business
Will Justin @AmericanKiddMMA Lawrence make #TeamCruz 2-for-2 or will @CristianoBJJ Marcello win one for #TeamFaber? #TUFLive 10p on FX!  –Inside TUF ?

It’s only week 3, and Anderson Silva’s teammate is fighting Wanderlei’s jiu-jitsu coach tonight http://on.ufc.com/GWZIk2 Not bad, eh? #TUFLive  –UFC ?

Ready for weigh ins on thursday, ready and prepared to shock the world. 2nd Corinthians 2:14  –Justin Lawrence ?

Got a day off from training yesterday, @UrijahFaber came to the TUF house and kicked it. Livin’ the dream!! #TUFlive @InsideTUF  –Michael Chiesa ?

chilled with sum animals at the TUF house yesterday!! Enjoyed the day off
@InsideTUF  @danawhite @ufc   –Myles Jury ?

Training is going awesome on #TeamFaber I’m getting the itch 2 fight soon so lets hope I can get in there soon Love & miss u Chelsea Ruxton  –Joe Proctor

friday is the big day. red team gets another win. I’m ready to get in the cage to prove myself again, hopefully soon.  –Jeremy Larsen ?

Chompin at the bit to get in the damn cage! Be patient with me it’ll be worth it >:)  –Samuel Sicilia ?

here to hand out kit kats and ass whoopings and I’m all out of kit kats. love u babe miss you a lot. check out my fb fan page. peace  –Chris Tickle ?

Did u guys hear the crickets when Faber’s team could pick any1 they wanted 2 fight Justin? Maybe fighting isn’t 4 them. What do u think?  –Vinc Pichel ?

ok that was the best knockout I’ve ever had in my career! Thanks to everyone who has helped me get to this point, I love you all so much!  –James Vick ?

Champ Chat
Champ @RondaRousey sits down w/ Fox Sports to talk about growing up shy, throwing Ugg boots, and hitting on @ginacarano  http://msn.foxsports.com/video/….   –Strikeforce ?

MMA Moms
This is why my tweets are *usually* pg 13… Love you mom… pic.twitter.com/MBx5iNn5  –Amir Sadollah ?

My mom duct taped me to chairs as a kid (meals and homework mostly)… I had issues. #TrueStory  –Tim Kennedy ?

It’s the Little Things…
Just washed my head phones and they still worked #blessed  –Joseph Benavidez ?

I just got added to a list called Ninja Assassins. That might be the best thing that has ever happened to me on twitter.  –Stipe Miocic ?

Fighter Cuisine
.@lastcall155 pissed cuz his peanut butter n blueberry sandwich wasn’t very good http://lockerz.com/s/194788331   –Chad Mendes ?

@chadmendes it was delicious, you a^^hole!!!  –Danny Castillo ?

Jorgensen vs Barry: The Saga Continues
“@UFC_writer: @Scottjorgensen @ufc What happened to you fighting @HypeOrDie I was down for that one lol #daivd&Goliath” he backed out  –Scott Jorgensen

@Scottjorgensen NAH AHHHHH!!! SCOTTY GOT DEPORTED BACK TO EASTER ISLAND  –Pat Barry ?

@Scottjorgensen better see your ass in havasu! Ya all talk Lil boy –Cowboy Cerrone ?

If You Do, Tweet Pics!
Dr. that wear their scrubs for traveling look idiotic. I wonder if I should walk around in my fight shorts, MMA gloves and no shirt. –Tim Kennedy ?

Your Next Nap: Outlaw Approved!
Nothing like a good nap to punctuate your day. #EatSleepTrain  –Dan Hardy ?

TUF Stuff
This 1st episode of TUF Live this friday just might be one of the best/emotional eps in TUF history!
I got Ogle’d!!! http://pic.twitter.com/IUHTHyZi  –Dana White 

#TUFLive Blog 2 #TeamFaber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnIje9ho0aI&feature=youtube_gdata_player  –Urijah Faber ?

If nothing else I gained I solid friend out of the #TUFLive experience. I give you, a stache-less @PrisonStare. http://pic.twitter.com/NSgFwued   –James Krause ?

Speaking of Mustaches
“@XStraightEdgePK: @Unclecreepymma How do you grow that awesome mustache ?” magic with a sprinkle of stupidity –Ian McCall

Going hard with the stache. Time to educate the Lil ones at wrestling practice @combatfitness http://instagr.am/p/INb6hOINkN/   –Scott Jorgensen ?

Who Needs an In-Flight Movie?
I know Ima bigger dude, but I LOVE watching people bigger than me try to fit into airplane seats.  –Matt Mitrione ?

She Should Train Cartwheels With Diego Sanchez
Melbourne is cool. Although I’m worried about my daughter Ellie, apparently she might of broke her ankle doing a cartwheel in her room.  –Michael ? Bisping

Practical Advice for the Zombie Apocalypse 
The show Doomsday Bunkers is proof that when zombies come you better be friends with one of these lunatics.   –Miguel Angel Torres ?

CowBANG
Thanks to @Cowboycerrone for stopping by @303BJJ and drilling with me. http://pic.twitter.com/Jl9pBLLo  –Duane Ludwig ?

Style Ain’t Always Easy
Long arms are awesome for fighting. Not so much when trying to find dress shirts. 17.5 neck…38 sleeve. Fffffffffffuuuu…  –Josh Barnett ?

Sam Stout’s Dream Come True
Pumped to finally be in the #UFC undisputed3 video game. Just crossed it off my bucket list!!  –Sam Stout ?

The Life of the Champ
Just took a hot shower while drinking an ice blended dark chocolate latte – that’s one kickass combo – I’m gunna do it again tomorrow!  –Ronda Rousey ?

The Carpenter Abides
Guy at the hotel lobby just called me Mr Lebowski after I showed him my bowling license! Hysterical!!!   –Clay Guida ?

What Did Josh Neer Ever do to You?
I hate the dentist   –Keith Berry ?

Gimme the ME, Barber!
“@stuartlally92 what do you ask for when you go for a hair cut?!! – I ask for the ‘Dan Hardy’. 🙂   –Dan Hardy ?

Mayhem Miller: Now 3x Weirder!
Let’s get weird! Let’s get weird! Let’s get weird!  –Jason Mayhem Miller ?

Miesha’s Arm Harm Update
Considering I had my arm snapped in half the wrong direction a a little over a week ago i don’t think it’s in all that bad shape now lol
Regardless of what happend I think its fair 2 say my fight w RR was competitive & exciting, who wouldn’t wanna watch a rematch dwn the road?  –Miesha Tate ?

TUF: Cruz vs Faber
FIGHT DAY! Tune into @FXNetworks tonight at 9 to watch 16 explosive fights! #TeamFaber  –Urijah Faber ?

This is a must this season. @ufc #TUFLIVE #TeamFaber pic.twitter.com/cWZtcsBr  –Tito Ortiz ?

New season of TUF live Friday 9pm on FX, should be good http://t.co/QPO4PYc7  http://t.co/RJqfVRCi  –Forrest Griffin ?

.@UrijahFaber should try taking one of those goofy sandals he’s always wearing n slap himself wit em! lockerz.com/s/190753674   –Dominick Cruz ?

The old T-shirt under the Tank top look…interesting. Trying to 1 up me already. Doubling up on clothing @TheDomin8r  pic.twitter.com/ywKRoeQF  –Urijah Faber ?

You’re Milking it, Joe. Okay, That was Cheesy.
I love dairy.   –Joseph Benavidez ?

How it’s Done on the Mean Streets of West Linn
You don’t choose if we fight, you just choose if it’s in the Octagon. You and me, we can step outside and see, who’s the winner. –Chael Sonnen ?

Barry and Miocic vs. Jorgensen?
@smiocic stay outta trouble! Ima take care a @HypeOrDie first then ur my 2nd fight at hvy.  –Scott jorgensen ?

@Scottjorgensen haha sounds good, you do the same! You think I get in trouble? Haha  –Stipe Miocic ?

@Scottjorgensen BUT IF @smiocic PICS ME UP YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO REACH ME UNLESS U CRAWL UP HIS LEG LIKE A ROACH!!!  –Pat Barry ?

New Champ Ronda Rousey Impresses and Intimidates
Agreed…RT @dethrone: If Ronda Rousey ever even glances at my arm I’m going to run…  –Benson Henderson ?

Both @MieshaTate n @RondaRousey r freakn GANGSTER!  –Duane Ludwig

OOOOOOMMMMMGGGGG RONDA ROUSEY IS SSSIIIIIICK……ANOTHER ARM TAKIN  –Stephen Thompson

Wow!! Great fight ladies!! @MieshaTate @RondaRousey  –Joseph Benavidez ?

Wow just watched it well done @RondaRousey really well done  –Michael ? Bisping

Congrats to Ronda Rousey  –Nick Diaz ?

Ronda is the honorary Diaz sister. Great fight  –Cesar Gracie ?

thank you for all the support everybody, I really appreciate it 🙂  –Ronda Rousey ?

Right Again, Dana!
Flyweights are F-ING awesome!!!  –Dana White ?

Thanks to all my fans and @ufc i will be back better and stronger and looking forward to the rematch can’t wait to get home to seattle!!  –Demetrious Johnson ?

What a crazy roller coaster of emotions. Thank you to all the people who helped me I love you all. FOTN bonus helps take the sting off a bit  –Ian McCall ?

UFC on FX 2: Alves vs. Kampmann
Crocodile hunter style! #respect!!! pic.twitter.com/fZ0GZIZi   –Thiago Alves

The hotel @ufc put us in has got the best breakfast buffet ever!! If only I wasn’t weighing in on Friday.. Not fair..  –Martin Kampmann ?

One of my dreams just became a reality… pic.twitter.com/X9JF3sxB  –Joseph Benavidez

Feeding kangaroos in Australia #teammighty http://pic.twitter.com/m1by2Jm7  –Demetrious Johnson ?

Fuggin shredded instagr.am/p/HqFhXrTFsH/   –Ian McCall ?

about to be leaving shortly for the @ufc weigh ins. Im on weight says two scales. thanks to all the supporters. #sacrifice #ufconfx  –Cole Miller ?

Weigh-in hijinks – @ColeMillerATT looks ready to avenge his brother’s loss to @Stevesiler on last season’s TUF  http://t.co/2Snr6iKb   –UFC ?

he was a little angry  –Steven Siler

With as much water as I drank today, It’s quite possible that I’m going to piss the bed. –Nick Penner ?

Watching the Bowling US OPEN and I promise you the one dude just muttered “I’m from the 209 bitch” to the other bowler #RealTalk LMAO  –Mackens Semerzier ?

Bruce Lee haircuts & missing teeth. Couldn’t kick so I bit my way thru kickboards pic.twitter.com/Jv2ftqmg   –Jamie Te Huna ?

On a treadmill next to Seal. #nobiggie   –Andrew Craig ?

Looking forward to seeing @Unclecreepymma throw down tomorrow. Handle!  –Gilbert Melendez ?

Can’t wait to watch #UFConFX2 tomorrow. Good luck to my boy @MartinKampmann !! –Amir Sadollah ?

Strikeforce: Tate vs. Rousey
Dang got down to 138lbs tonight easy, gonna rehydrated a little drink a Meal replacement shake & get some Shut eye, weigh-ins 2morrow!!  –Miesha Tate ?

i hope zombies can’t swim….cause then it would just be a waste investing in that boathouse….. –Ronda Rousey ?

Just walked in to my room after cuttin a lil weight and my whole hotel floor smells like fried chicken. WTF!!!! I’m sooo hungry! (:-(   –Josh Thomson ?

It’s 1 to 1 @THEREALPUNK one ups KJ for best tan, but @kjnoons takes Josh on best dressed. Looking forward for them to settle the score http://moby.to/0tguo8   –KJ Noons ?

I had no idea there were so many churches in Columbus.  –Ryan Couture ?

Talking trash being “necessary” to create interest outside the “hardcore” mma fan is 1 reason I despise it. Respect my art or don’t watch.  –Conor Heun ?

Going to sneak into to the press conference for the main card, lol!!  –Alexis Davis ?

A Day in The Life of Josh Barnett
This just happened: Guy “You an actor?” Me – “No.” Guy – “A hitman or something?” Me – “Sometimes.” Guy – “Alright. Cool. I never saw you”  –Josh Barnett ?

Happy Birthday Gram Phan!
just want to say happy birthday to my grandma who just turned 85 today:) –Nam Phan ?

Ironically, Hipsters Love Danny’s Headband
Hipsters luv healthy restaurants. I can’t wait for hipsters to go outta style.  –Danny Castillo ?

Filthy Tom Lawlor Sums Up Fight Weekend
Ahhhh man! @ufc & @Strikeforce this weekend! Debuting dwarfs, beautiful babes, and a Hitman trying to be a dog catcher! i am pumped!  –Tom Lawlor ?

UFC 144: Edgar vs. Henderson
Setting up the Saitama Super Arena for the Rampage vs Bader, Edgar vs Henderson fight saturday night. Arena is Bad Ass pic.twitter.com/6iGicYKs  –Dana White ?

Getting mad love and support on twitter. Thank you all so much!  –Frankie Edgar ?

I LOVE ALL MY FAM, FRIENDS, & FANS!!! Lets go!!! Thanks 4 the LOVE & SUPPORT…the goal is the BELT but I’ve loved every step of the journey  –Benson Henderson ?

I’m the 1 fighting n front of millions,I have the right 2 get mad if someone is dogging my style,non fighters won’t understand. 2da lamefans  –Quinton Jackson ?

Here at harajuku with the boys @ufc 144 @RayRgs79 @cbdollaway @Kingsbu #UFC144 pic.twitter.com/f4g7e2GO  –Ryan Bader ?

@wolfslairgym is our T E A M . @rampage4real is my B R O TH E R . We are F A M I L Y UFC 144 – Japan . twitpic.com/8mlvxo  –Cheick Kongo ?

Japan here we come!! instagr.am/p/HQ-o1SooM7/  –Jake Shields ?

Great training session this morning, weight is Great and my mind is right where it needs to be!!! Gonna have the performance of my life!!!  –Anthony Pettis ?

Finished media for the day and witnessed an amazing conversation between Mark Hunt and @iamCheickKongo. Their #accents are amazing.  –Joe Lauzon ?

Thank you everyone, gonna be like 99.9% out of touch till after the fight. Thanks for all support and we’ll talk soon. #bartimuslegion  –Bart Palaszewski ?

Good morning! Have nice day Everybody  –Yoshihiro Akiyama

Yves Hates Redundancy & Loathes Extraneous Repetitiveness
My new most hated redundant term is “interconnected”. If you use this word I want to interconnect my left shin to your head. >:(   –Yves Edwards ?

Pat Barry’s Personal Fear Factor
JUST GOT HERE, ABOUT TO EAT CEVAPI!!! moby.to/2pifc6  –Pat Barry ?

wtf is cevapi?  –Stefan Struve ?

NO CLUE! IT MIGHT BE BAKED FISH SCALES OR FOOT SOUP!!! DON’T KNOW BUT EVERYBODY KEEPS TELLING ME TO HAVE IT!!!   –Pat Barry ?

lol @ foot soup Well I just hope you live another day brotha  –Stefan Struve ?

Why Forrest Never Became a Contractor
Yogurt can be a very effective flame retardant. I’m currently lining my attic with it  –Forrest Griffin ?

Tim Kennedy’s Not Like the Rest of Us
Home invasion by terrorists, surviving the zombie apocalypse, tracking serial killers, being mugged by a biker gang. #WhatHelpsMeSleep  –Tim Kennedy ?

Miesha and Ronda: No Love Lost
I’m about to go for a run, 3rd workout if the day, I’ll sleep like a baby knowing I’m ensuring the #RouseyStomp  –Miesha Tate ?

@MieshaTate look up “lame” and “cliché” too when you get your new dictionary –Ronda Rousey ?

Social Networking Mind Control
Facebook is forcing me to do things I don’t want to do.  –Quinn Mulhern ?

UFC Beauty Pageant?
Ok I kno I’m In Utah wearing a @UFC shirt but @RamseyNijem ??? Really??? C’mon!! Hes a cool dude but I’m 10x better looking. –Danny Castillo ?

Someone thought @lastcall155 was me. I’m insulted but he thinks he’s better lookin than me. What do you guys think? –Ramsey Nijem ?

@RamseyNijem so far the count is 2-0-1! #SorryHomie  –Danny Castillo ?