Author: Thomas Cunningham

UFC on Fuel TV: After Tweets
Even prettier than last night!! Lmao!! pic.twitter.com/Bwflv2NC  –Walel Watson

Thank you @danawhite, @lorenzofertitta, @ufc for the privilege and honor to compete and represent the Midwest!  –Jake Ellenberger

Thanks so much for all the support! Feels good to get another win but shouldn’t have lost the 1st round.. Hope you enjoyed it, on 2 the next   –Stefan Struve

Want to thank everyone for all the support! Everyone that came and watched all around the world! Especially the Croats! Lol means a lot!  –Stipe Miocic
 
Diego thanks Jake – “that was one of the funnest fights of my career, he was just willing to go in and scrap for three rounds”   –ufc

Want to thank everybody for the support and congrats. Was trying to finish him but he was a tough guy. Hope you guys enjoyed the show @ufc  –TJ Dillashaw

I think diego and ellenburger are gonna take my fotn bonus hahaha those guys are warriors  –John Albert

Oops    –Dave Herman

Hey Jealousy
@RamseyNijem I swear if u r teaching other guys to strip and I’m not there so help me gawd I’ll fly the f-word out there and ruin sundance   –Justin Edwards

Navigating the Social Media Landscape
@BryanCaraway bro you gotta teach me what #FF means on twitter and all the other slang  –John Albert

@UFCPrinceAlbert smh shaking my head lol!  –Bryan Caraway

I feel like if I tweet about Facebook I’m talking about my old gf to my new gf #ryanjimmo  –Ryan Jimmo

Going to eat dinner And then watch the @ufc fights delayed so I’m staying off twitter till then even if it kills me! Lol   –Miesha Tate

Ingenuity -It Doesn’t Always Smell Nice
You know you’re from the westside if you use a coffee bean cup to pick up your dog’s poop….  –Ronda Rousey

Bang’s Mobile Training Center
I just cleaned 4 pair of boxing gloves and 3 pair of Mma gloves from my car. Too much gear  –Duane Ludwig

Pat Looks Like a Hipster Pirate
CROATIAN BANDAID!!! moby.to/8qhfw3   –Pat Barry

Epic Bromance
@JoeJitsu #YouCompleteMe pic.twitter.com/vT5W24gP   –Danny Castillo

Little Guy, Big Appetite
Eating salads twice a day is driving me f—ing crazy haha I need to hurt some one already so I can be a fat kid again   –Ian McCall

No One Can Blame You
Didn’t watch the Grammys because I knew there was not going to be enough cowbell for my liking.  –Miguel Angel Torres

UFC on Fuel TV: Ellenberger vs Sanchez
Fight night is Wednesday, which makes it Fight Week for UFC on @FUELTV: Sanchez vs. Ellenberger, and we have one word: http://t.co/EKOlOO5D   –UFC

Time to turn that switch back on.  –Jake Ellenberger

Hell yes! Training is done, bags are packed and I’m ready and pumped for next week! See you tomorrow Nebraska @ufc Fight week!!!!!!  –Stefan Struve

Hey @ryanbader you need to try out for #TheVoice next season.  –Aaron Simpson

BOOM just went on ufc.com and saw they put me and @ivanmenjivar on the main card wooooh so excited –John Albert

Hi Tweet Friends sorry i dont Tweet alot i training all the Time Thanks you to love MMA. Bye  –Ivan Menjivar

so I decided to walk & get some necessities on my break, tell me why I’m shadow boxing on the way there! Lol MMA LIFE!  –Walel Watson

High Five… Your Face!
Alright, I’m headed to practice to sock my friends in the face. #LastCallOut   –Danny Castillo

These Tweets Need a Hug
I don’t do drugs…. I suck naturally.   –Forrest Griffin

RT This worthless f—ing tweet.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

TUF in 2012: Get Ready for Fireworks
Just landed back in Vegas! TUF Brazil is going to be AWESOME and is off to a great start. Now back to work.  –Dana White

In ur own world again? @TheDomin8r The stinky kid on the playground. 4-1? U can run homey, but u can’t hide. What u gonna do Decision me up?  –Urijah Faber

@UrijahFaber wat u call a Decision I call a win!…u can keep the prom queen tiara mr popular, I’ll keep the @ufcbelt! #stinkykidsrule!   –Dominick Cruz

But You Play as Yourself in Real Life, Bro
Playing the new @ufc undisputed 3, crazy to play as my self!!! #fb –Anthony Pettis

Ear Cleaning PAR-TAY!
I got water in my ear from swimming this morning and it’s driving me friggin’ insane!! I need whiskey and a q-tip!  –Ronda Rousey

Correct Cowboy’s Spelling at Your Own Risk
Yep that’s why I fight!! Sure the f–k can’t spell! Dew-due all the same s–t to me??? –Donald Cowboy Cerrone

Season 2 of Chael vs Anderson Show
From #ufctonight on @fueltv – Anderson Silva: “Chael Talks Too Much. It’s Not Working.” – http://youtu.be/xQYue5vnD6U    –UFC

When I want your advice I’ll beat it out of you, Stupid. Now go back to singing to hamburgers and telling Segal he’s legit.  –Chael Sonnen

UFC 143: Diaz vs. Condit
Nick Diaz Works Out With His Brother Nate At UFC 143 http://fb.me/1jUgmzb1x (@DiazBrothers209)  -Diaz Brothers

Just picked up my crackin new custom suit from @D2Kill in downtown ABQ http://pic.twitter.com/wKEl223D (@CarlosCondit)  –Carlos Condit

I’m in Las Vegas for @UFC 143! So who do you think takes it: Condit or Diaz? (@GeorgesStPierre)  –Georges St-Pierre

PR week almost over, and the fight actual starts tomorrow. Thanks for the supports. (@roynelsonmma)  –Roy Nelson

All I have 2 say! Enjoy the show. Feb 4 PPV don’t miss it #ufc http://instagr.am/p/mbndo/ (@JoshKoscheck)  –Josh Koscheck

KOS, I agree with you. You should start looking to beef up you’re resume now. These guys can help: resumesplanet.com (@MikePierce170)  –Mike Pierce

Almost game time! (@cliffordstarks1)  –Clifford Starks

Make sure to Catch me on UFC 143 Prelims by watching it on Facebook! It’s FREE and in the comfort of your own house…Time to Conquer (@dantheanvil)  –Dan Stittgen

I find myself relating to Diaz after watching the Primetime special. (@KCBanditMMA)  –Jason High

That was a quick trip to LA, always get a bunch done here. Headed 2 Vegas @DiazBrothers209 & @CarlosCondit is gonna b epic! 2 bad dudes! (@UrijahFaber)  –Urijah Faber

Look What You Started, Pat Barry!
@DustinPoirier hitting a PLANK on our way to cut weight at the Palms!! Rep ping that UFC Brand! #ufc143 http://pic.twitter.com/wb5KBGS2  (@TimCredeur)  -Crazy Tim Credeur

WWW.SkypeAMonkey.com
I wish monkeys could Skype…. … Maybe one day :-/  (@J_Brookins)  –Jonathan Brookins

Right!
so this guy tells @badboygarcia and I that he fought. I asked “how’d you do?” the guy said “medium, but I felt dirty afterward” ? Wtf right (@DUANEBANGCOM)  –Duane Ludwig

WEC Never Forget
We keep it #WECVintage over here, both tryin to do big thingsRT @Sholler_UFC: @jamievarner @SMOOTHone155 little WEC reunion over there?Nice!  (@SMOOTHone155)  –Benson Henderson

Gladiator Man Never Forget
Looking forward to seeing the new @ufc intro everyone is talking about!!! #RIPgladiatorman (@JoeB135)  –Joseph Benavidez

Smile. It Makes People Wonder What You’re Up To
🙂   (@LouGaudinotUFC)  –Louis Gaudinot

🙂   (@DanaWhite)   -Dana White

Prank the Frank
Frankie Edgar gets PRANKED! http://bit.ly/xF1pfT @FrankieEdgar @Almeidabjj @mmanytt @AliDominance @RenzoGracieBJJ @ufc (@AkiraCorassani)  –Akira Corassani

Ear-y Tweets
I never seen cauliflower ear on a girl..@rondarousey What do u guys think hot or not? http://pic.twitter.com/XVGFJe79 (@SugaRashadEvans)  –Rashad Evans

@SugaRashadEvans thanks, it was nice meeting you … Despite you making fun of my ears 😉  (@RondaRousey)  -Ronda Rousey

Whenever someone starts to tell me something I always say “I’m all ears” even though I’m technically only 40% ears (@ForrestGriffin)   –Forrest Griffin

Stylish Outcasts at the Dogpark
Being anti social at the dog park … We are the kids in the corner smoking cigarets http://pic.twitter.com/KGfhxUAT  (@Unclecreepymma)  –Ian McCall

You’re Not Alone, Bro.
So I think @UFC_Undisputed 3 is gonna be my date for Valentines Day #imaNerd @ufc (@CubSwanson)  –Cub Swanson

Showtime Fired Up
Can’t sleep after watching UFC fights!!! Can’t wait for Japan…. #fb (@Showtimepettis)  –Anthony Pettis

Can’t Keep a Good Mexicutioner Down!
Well when you fight the way I do stuff like that can happen. Props to @lavarjohnson for the win. Not sure what’s next for me but I’ll be ok. (@mexicutioner760)  –Joey Beltran

UFC on FOX: Evans
vs Davis

@philmrwonderful
riddle me this: if u can’t takedown non wrestlers in a fight how do u expect to
take me down?! U need 2 revise your plan! SugaRashadEvans  -Rashad Evans

 

can’t believe
neither Rashad or phil gave me cred for the Arsenial Hall joke. @UrijahFaber
@ufc @sugarashadevans @philmrwonderful UrijahFaber  -Urijah Faber

 

@UrijahFaber I
can’t either PhilMrWonderful -Phil Davis

 

My view live from
the press conference right now! yfrog.com/h3q0vywj bisping  -Michael Bisping

 

Hey Gov’nor, I’ll
finish you faster than you can devour a Bovril & pie, u doughy wanker. Just
because u have a Queen doesn’t make it English sonnench -Chael Sonnen

 

And here are Chael
@SonnenCh and Michael @Bisping with their soundbytes at today’s presser http://t.co/4L13mKOB
ufc  -UFC

 

I’m gonna leave
@CubSwanson singing a Swan song after @ufc this weekend. #ufc GeorgeRoop  -George Roop

 

Don’t make me beat
you up before Saturday @GeorgeRoop CubSwanson 
-Cub Swanson

 

I like dancing, and
being awesome @JordanMcDonald EllenbergerMMA 
-Jake Ellenberger

 

Done with all my
interviews for the day. Lil nap then get some training in ChrisWeidmanUFC  -Chris Weidman

 

Chicago is a
beautiful city, but a little cold. Weight is good, body is good, mind is good
now lets do this. evandunham155  -Evan
Dunham

 

I scored these from
an old timer at tractor supply earlier. lockerz.com/s/177439782
shaneroller  -Shane Roller

 

I’m on weight and
waiting for weigh ins now. Couple more hours until I get to rehydrate and eat
some good Chicago food! ChrisCamozzi 
-Chris Camozzi

 

We have formed the
#Blaxicans @lloydirvin @SutYadPalung @EricDelFierro @manny_mma @amel619
@PhilMrWonderful ANd Me! Boom that just happened mexicutioner760  -Joey Beltran

 

I Don’t Understand
Either but Do What She Says!

Hey guys I need
more gems on dragonvale! My gamecenter SN is rowdyronda – friend me and send me
gems! I need to get an epic breeding island! RondaRousey  -Ronda Rousey

 

The Debates Lacked
a Certain… Chael.

I’m watching the
republican presidential debate. Who do you like/dislike? MartinKampmann  -Martin Kampmann

 

Because They Don’t
Tweet?

Why do old people
talk so much? Unclecreepymma -Ian McCall

 

A Question for the
Ages

Wonder who would
win a fight between Big John Mc Carthy n Herb Dean? I’ve seen herb throw nasty
head kicks in King of cage! #wondering LiLHeathenMMA -Jeremy Stephens

 

Comfort Food

Cheesecake, you are
my friendly friend theninjaoflove -Nick Denis

 

The Classics Never
Get Old

If your looking for
a reason to follow @StephanBonnar, he just made a f$&$ing Dan Quale
reference ForrestGriffin -Forrest Griffin

 

 

Barry Calls Out
Jorgensen

if @HypeOrDie wants
me he’s gonna have to meet me at 205. #ilikecake Scottjorgensen -Scott
jorgensen

 

@Scottjorgensen I
CAN’T MAKE IT MAN!!! HypeOrDie -Pat Barry

 

Bang’s Sense of
Humor Uninjured

I cant believe they
stopped my fight! BS call. Haha I joke I joke congrats @joshneer DUANEBANGCOM
-Duane Ludwig

 

Showtime Kick your
Birthday in the Face

Happy birthday to
my brother @Showtimepettis he is ready to whoop some ass in Japan. NEWBREED04
-Erik Jon Koch

 

@Showtimepettis
happy bday brotha! Hope u have a good one! chadmendes -Chad Mendes

UFC on FX TONIGHT!
Thanks to and awesome fan tonight in the hotel lobby for a great picture lockerz.com/s/175998972 –Melvin Guillard

“@SpaniardMMA: I’m gonna get me some cowboy boots for the wkend. Maybe @JimMiller_155 can help me out?!?” my pleasure! –Jim Miller

Just signed my @ufc posters. 1st time I’ve been on a @ufc poster, pretty cool for me! pic.twitter.com/O02cC7xw  –Duane Ludwig

on weight & ready to roll.Check out the weigh ins LIVE on FOX FUEL 5pm EST @AmmoToGo @BrawlerBoards @P28Bread @Venumfight @Replayd @revgear  –Josh Neer

CAN YOU TELL WE’RE BOTH ANGRY F-IN MONSTERS READY FOR DEATH??? HAH!!! PEOPLE NEED TO JUST CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!! moby.to/pwypja  –Pat Barry

That’s Two Out of Two
People say @arielhelwani & I are the most fashionable guys in MMA. By people I mean me & Ariel Helwani.  –Kenny Florian

The Power of Twitter
19k followers!! Whoo!! I feel 19,000 times cooler than I did upon first opening a twatter account!  –Ronda Rousey

A Reem Come True
Ran into my UFC buddy GSP during breakfast! pic.twitter.com/TQbXLF5I  –Alistair Overeem

Amazing video documenting @Alistairovereem‘s win over Brock Lesnar thereem.com  –Joe Rogan

Forrest asks Haters to Up Their Game
I’m not gonna spar anymore, from now on I’m gonna “playfight”
And everyone that was gonna say isnt that what you did in your last fight. Be more clever  –Forrest Griffin

Have You Heard: Sonnen vs Bisping!
For those that r wondering. Injury on Fri sparring causing bone spurs to dislodged in my joint causing locking & pain. Surgery on Thursday.  –Mark Muñoz

Unlucky for chael sonnen. I’m now fighting him next week. Tune in, jan 28th, fox tv. Fight of the year mofo’s.  –Michael Bisping

Spent months training to fight Munoz and now I have to fight a guy who sounds like “PIP” from South Park.  –Chael Sonnen

When Was your Last Call? Get it?
Day #4 without a phone. Not sure if I like or dislike it yet. –Danny “Last Call” Castillo

Perspective
Watching basketball … Holly sh*t these overgrown people are ugly. You think they look down on me from way up there n think the same?  –Ian McCall

So UFC RIO Was Good, Huh?
Over all I had an awesome experience in brazil. Met a lot of great new fans n friends. Even got to get a lil fishin in after the fight  –Chad Mendes

Aldo/Mendes ended quicker than I thought it would, can’t say I’m surprised since Aldo is incredible. Rumble released, not surprised. #UFC142  –Mark Bocek

Thanks for all the support that I have from my hardcore fans from the past and from the new fans I love u guys –Vitor Belfort

What a crazy crazy night of fights, action, drama! #UFC142  –Sean Shelby

Best part of #ufcrio was @Mike_Pyle and Funch looking viturially identical  –Patrick Healy

Hey @Mike_Pyle you were the only non Brazilian to win tonight #UFC142  –Brad Tavares

What a night!!!! Insane night of fights AGAIN! I love this sh*t 🙂  –Dana White

The tag line of #UFC142 should be “only in brazil”  –Joe Lauzon

Spoiler Alert: Wow!!  –Nathan Quarry

That was dope Jose Aldo , way to celebrate with your fans #ufcrio #ufc142  –Derek Brunson

Edson Barboza!!!! That’s why I was big on this kid. Most technical striker in the UFC!!  –Kenny Florian

Holy sh*t!!!!!!!! Most brutal KO I have ever seen in front of me!!!!! –Dana White

Sorry, Mitch. We’ll Wrap it Up.
I’m watching a movie, SHUT UP!!!! Hate movie talkers  –Mitch Clarke

UFC RIO: Aldo vs Mendes
Just finished training. It’s 4:30 am here. Gettin used to fighting around that time. Weight is great n feelin good. Night everyone!  –Chad Mendes

On the way to @ufc weigh ins with @chadmendes @jbmma155 & @MMAInc. Pumped for @chadmendes!! pic.twitter.com/fgPvFeZF  –Urijah Faber

1 am training session last night with @josealdojunior @pedrorizzo1 @dedepederneiras @MarcelinoFreit1 @hacranmma pic.twitter.com/HUamcuLU  –Gray Maynard

Last pic wt @chadmendes b4 he becomes “World Champ” I luv u brotha! #DoThaDamnThang #Yeamalphamale #Ughhhhhh pic.twitter.com/1R3qK8uZ  –Danny Castillo

I had no clue I would get so much love and respect from the brazilian fans, I’m really loving it here.  –Jon Bones Jones

Everyone talkin about my Young Rumble pics from #ufcrio countdown #ufc #ufc142 @ufc #anthonyjohnson #mma instagr.am/p/grIBV/  –Anthony Johnson

I feel great! In 10 hours when I am eating and getting hydrated, I’ll feel really good! Be sure to watch the UFC 142 weigh-ins today @ 4pm!  –Mike Massenzio

Thanks for all the messages and support its been something else!!! Weigh in today, last few pounds to lose soon.  –Terry Etim

Bom dia galera #UFCrio tá chegando uhuhu Good morning guys UFCrio it’s coming yay  –Rafaello Oliveira

Tomorrow will be day of weight in !! Thank God! Good night guys! @ufc  –Edson Barboza

@Anthony_Rumble Happy Hunting!  –Cung Le

On my way to the Arena!! just talk with Thiago Tavares who will be fighting too! pic.twitter.com/4FnnMyGA  –Rousimar Palhares

Watching the UFC Rio pre fight press conference. Going to be a great show again in brazil. Thx zuffa for bringing that to my home country  –Junior Assuncao

Anderson’s Nickname is Sparky Now?
“Success isn’t something that just happens– success is learned, success is practiced and then it is shared.” -Sparky Anderson  –Georges St-Pierre

No Sweet Stache VIP List?
So I signed on at 10 for coachella and they were already sold out … I jut got out on some stand by page FML  –Ian McCall

Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th! Nice!  –Duane Ludwig

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. In the name of all that is holy and true will someone please make the zombie apocalypse begin tomorrow
Or at least have some crazy killer in a hokey mask swing by my house tomorrow on Friday the 13th. I need a pick me up!!! PLEASE!!!!  –Tim Kennedy

I’m gonna kick Friday the 13 in the balls! #fb  –Dustin Poirier

Internet Etiquette
If you rt my stuff you better follow me , you swagga jackers #LMAO  –Derek Brunson

Best advice my mom gave me today: “never read the bottom half of the Internet” #stuffmymomsays  –Ronda Rousey

To them internet thugs….if u wanna act gangsta….come see me.  –King Mo

He’s Got a Point
You can’t really improve on Oreos  –Mitch Clarke

And Then Nap?
The warrior mind set; your opponent should always be on your mind no matter what you’re doing! Destroy, Destroy and conquer!  –George Roop

Drunk Girls is Scandalous, Yo!
Special shout-out to the drunk girl at the sushi bar for stealing my lunch. I wasn’t that hungry anyway. #stayclassyEnumclaw  –Jeff Hougland

Wacky Barry Checking In
HAAAAAAAAAIRAIRAIRAIR instagr.am/p/gi4Bq/  –Pat Barry