Author: Thomas Cunningham

Strikeforce: Rockhold vs Jardine
Here at the press conference for my Showtime fight on Saturday. goo.gl/fb/y2xMd  –Keith Jardine

Who’s this guy? Life size my ass! lockerz.com/s/171609011  –Luke Rockhold

Its coo tho. I’m coo wit SF. Just gonna keep winnin.  –King Mo

Great thing about call in radio interviews Jordan doesn’t have to do his hair lol pic.twitter.com/30kavHY6  –Jordan Mein

“My feeling out process is punching you in the face as hard as I can.” Mauro Ranallo really enjoyed that one at the interview yesterday  –Tyler Stinson

Bring your Hot Sauce to the Gym
Indianapolis tomorrow, see everyone on the matt. @MattMitrione is allowing me to teach a class on swag & making bomb ass tacos.  –Miguel Angel Torres

Ultimate Pets
And this is my #badass dog pic.twitter.com/GfZwtsz5  –Ronda Rousey

That awkward moment when ur dog poops in front of another dog owner, and ur not carrying a poop bag! SMH -__-  –Danny Castillo

I couldn’t think of a better way to bring in the new year than with my best friend whiskers!! pic.twitter.com/gintJqJE  –Dustin Poirier

As If a Truck Could Stop Joey Beltran
I feel like I got hit by a truck just gotta push through today then I get Saturday & sunday off. But today is a ruff one sparring then s&c.  –Joey Beltran

Normal in What Sense?
Doing a neurological exam for my fight. Wish me luck as I try to fool the doc that I’m normal!  –Duane Ludwig

Watching Johny Hendricks?
I have a severe case of beard envy. It’s a real thing look it up  –Forrest Griffin

Dan Hardy’s Date with a Model
Excellent. pic.twitter.com/vyiRlWL7  –Dan Hardy

Wash it First
I have decided I will only follow @ForrestGriffin when he lets me wear the exact outfit from his last book cover. #TomFollowForrest  –Tom Lawlor

The Joys of Fatherhood
Haha just realized I can ride in the carpool lane when my baby is in my car. It’s like she’s a real person  –Ian McCall

The Brief Comedy Career of Volkmann
Don’t worry I wont plan my speeches any more for after my fights, ill just wing it. Im a bad joke teller. Sorry @ufc @joerogan   –Jacob Volkmann

UFC 141: Lesnar vs Overeem
Brock speaks candidly about his greatest victories, training to win, and regaining the @ufc heavyweight title. ow.ly/8dp3d #ufc141  –Brock Lesnar

UFC 141’s Alistair Overeem on His Speed vs Lesnar’s Size, Changing Camps + Christmas Presents fb.me/1o5iZuLJf  –Alistair Overeem

LOL! This is a good reminder that Lesnar vs Overeem is this Friday NOT Saturday bit.ly/vtByhq  –Dana White

Skinny here needs to eat lol pic.twitter.com/wL5SCiZZ  –Junior Assuncao

Thank you for the support, guys. Continue the support go to facebook.com/Anthonytheassassin and like my fan page….Much love tweets! –Anthony Njokuani

I met a lot of cool people today. Thanks for the support! #FriendsIHaventHadBeersWtYet –Danny Castillo

just made wieght and now its time to eat lol  –Nam Phan

Thx boss”@aaronsimpson: Good luck Whoop his ass!!!”  –Efrain Escudero

Watch me and efrain battle it out on UFC 141 this Friday. @ufc  –Jacob Volkmann

Sorry for the lack of tweets, I just made weight though. Waiting for the official weigh-in then some eats!!! #ufc141  –Sean Pierson

To all my fans goin to watch the fight with @FrankieEdgar at the Forked River House- I will do my best to make it an exciting fight& big win  –Jim Hettes

I’m going with reem and cowboy on Friday. –Dustin Poirier

Cerrone vs Diaz is gonna be epic  –Patrick Healy

Mrs. Wonderful Meets the Mexicutioner
Considering all the horrible things @PhilMrWonderful likes to make up about me I was a lil scared to meet his mom, but she was very nice 🙂  –Joey Beltran

Don’t Dare Call Him “Aunt Creepy”
I wear my wife’s @ShayMcCall ‘s victoria secret sweats to get bagels for the family … So what if they say pink on the ass   –Ian McCall

Welcome Backs
Check out my @ufc COMEBACK……… as a writer.  http://t.co/b16OAxt0  –Daniel Downes

Thanks to my family, friends, supporters, fans, @GlennAuthentic, @DanaWhite, & @LorenzoFertitta. I’m back.  –Miguel Angel Torres

Give Forrest a Virtual Hug
I guess I’m on twitter solely to find out what it feels like to be a victim of cyberbullying. It suck. Damn people mean  –Forrest Griffin

That’s Roughly 26k Arms
13k followers! Whoo!!  –Ronda Rousey

Armor-Piercing Sarcasm. Why not?
What is your favorite ammo and why?  –Shane Carwin

She Meant the Ultimate Face Smash Cage Stuff
Lady drawing my blood just now asks if I do that tapout stuff? Umm no, not really.  –Duane Ludwig

The Champ is Watching
I’ll be there in Vegas watching the fight of Brock and Alistair I’m not worried about who is going to win this but I know it will rock Vegas –Junior Dos Santos

Yeah, bro!!
About to get the first workout of the day… Then Christmas shopping  –Stipe Miocic

If your looking for me I’ll be in the gym doing curls. –Dustin Poirier

Oh…
Not really –Dustin Poirier

Urijah Gets Totally Buzzed
Here u go…uuuhhh! New dew youtube.com/watch?v=qOhCl8… Kk looks good. –Urijah Faber

Someone Needs an Intervention
#Concords drop in a hour and my sneaker dude hasn’t hit me back. I’m getting nervous!!! 🙁  –Danny Castillo

The Nuge and the Guid
@joeB135 i got you a x mas present i think u w like. yfrog.com/h4bd9ioj  –Clay Guida

@clayguida haha I think u and Sweaty Teddy are cut from the same loin cloth brotha. That’s awesome! Hope u had a blast in Italy man!  –Joseph Benavidez

Nothing Says Christmas like Ugly Sweaters
Damn it feels good to be a gangster pic.twitter.com/7QeFn4q3  –Ryan Bader

If You Ask Ian McCall to Pretend You’re Related…
@Steve_McCall oh man remember how much you used to wet the bed when we were growing up? Btw grandpas dead…see you next week at the funeral  –Ian McCall

Bad Boy, Bad Boys
Aww!! Some #LAPD officers just bought me 5 roses! Thank you guys, you’re super sweet 😉  –Ronda Rousey

Dana Claus
Gift from UFC? Funny now that I think about it I never see Santa and Dana White in the same place…!? pic.twitter.com/q3a74kzv  –Quinn Mulhern

Thanks @danawhite and @ufc for the IPAD2, awesome!  –Dennis Hallman

Wardrobe in the post-Hallman Age
@ufc just emailed me sayn speedo shorts are prohibited! Haha thanks Dennis Hallman  –Duane Ludwig

Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Masvidal
What up San Diego!!!!!  –Gilbert Melendez

Who’s coming out to see my fight this Saturday? After-party @PacersSD !! Meet me there n have some drinks with me…  –Jorge Masvidal

Thank all my fans for support! See u saturday!  –Cris Cyborg

Weight ins @ 4pm :):);):) TRAIN TO FINISH!!! FIGHT TO DESTROY!!!! –Billy Evangelista

About to lose some weight and make 155 lbs. Today @Strikeforce weigh-ins at 4 at sports arena. Come check out.  –KJ Noons

UFC 140 Tweetback
11 out of 6 people agree that @Minotauromma has the biggest heart in MMA. @ufc  –Kenny Florian

Parabéns meu irmão, você merece! Congratulations my brother, you deserve it! ow.ly/80h0P Sigam | Follow Rogério Minotouro…  –Rodrigo Nogueira

@danawhite @lorenzofertitta @ufc thank you for the submission of the night award and BONUS @ufc  greatest organization in the world.  –Frank Mir

I’m
good just my pride hurts. But that’s the chances we take as fighters. I
will keep my chin up and enjoy the family time. #positive  –Tito Ortiz

I know it didn’t go as planned, but it was an honor having @ShawnTompkins brother in my corner #RIP yfrog.com/od4k9bej  –Mark Hominick

I don’t know that I lost that fight.. But I’m not happy with squeeking by with a close win.  –Brian Ebersole

how long before tapout release a shirt with ebersole hair on it?  –John Hathaway

Came up short 2nite but after my last win I realised I’m paid not just to win but to FIGHT!!@ufc #ufc140 ill be back better  –Claude Patrick

Thanks for the words after the fight @MarkBocek , you’re a great fighter and great person. I really appreciated it.  –Mitch Clarke

@MitchClarkeMMA Anytime  –Mark Bocek

Flyweights in the UFC!
Thanks to everyone fans and haters alike. It’s an honor to be apart of this amazing event @ufc love you guys!  –Ian McCall

Thank u guys 4 the support and good wishes I’ve received since my fight was announced! I cant wait for it and Thx @ufc for this opportunity  –Joseph Benavidez

Looking forward to the 125lbs tourney gonna be some awesome fights huge thanks to the @ufc for giving the fans a exciting new weight class!  –Demetrious Johnson

Hyped about the @ufc addition of the #flyweight division.  –Mackens Semerzier

ufc of fx here comes the flyweights, excited to see the fast little guys  –Steven Siler

This Someone Could’ve Lost an Arm
Someone keyed only the Mma and judo bumper stickers on my car… Apparently we have a passive aggressive martial arts hater in our midst…  –Ronda Rousey

Well, Duh
I’m trying to eat dinner while watching @joerogan #fearfactor this isn’t working out. :-/  –Kyle Kingsbury

Welcome to the Bones Jones Era
Hope you guys enjoyed my walkout song, big thanks to everyone who supports me. I love you and you’re all beautiful.  –Jon Bones Jones

Wow!!!!!!!! @Jonnybones is legitimate. Who is going to beat this kid? Seriously who is going to be able to do anymore more than Machida did?  –Yves Edwards

Jon”Bones”Jones is a Baaaaad Man! #ufc140  –Cub Swanson

Yo @Jonnybones nice mckenzietine I’ll hit you up for my cut later 🙂  –Cody McKenzie

And Now, Your Moment of Zen
If anyone asks, I’m NOT on twitter. Please retweet. –Kenny Florian

UFC 140: Jones vs Machida
Up kind of late, Cant stop studying, good thing I get to sleep in as long as I want tomorrow.. only 4lbs over   –Jon Bones Jones

Assessoria LM: Lyoto e sua equipe reunidos no Canadá / Lyoto and his team together in Canada. twitpic.com/7qb3dg   –Lyoto Machida

ARE ALL READY? ow.ly/7TYJT fb.me/1kRprzafJ  –Rogério Nogueira

Good things to come.  –Tito Ortiz

Good morning Canada!  –Rodrigo Nogueira

@gotstyle nice suits pic.twitter.com/y2s5ODjl   –Frank Mir

Hello Toronto #UFC140 @ufc   –Brian Ebersole

Weigh in day! Feeling great, only a couple pounds to sweat out. Sorry if I am unable to reply everyone, time to focus! Appreciate support!  –Mark Hominick

Got my weigh in underwear for tomorrow….prepare to be scarred for life  –Mitch Clarke

Last workout done, feel incredible… #ufc140  –Mark Bocek

Weight is good, body feels good, ready for ufc 140 to kick off.  –Jake Hecht

interviews and what not done for the day.. all systems go for #ufc140.  –Claude Patrick

This stache is 4 stachebash.org,nt 2 be confused w Movember @soldiersangels @hireheroesUSA @rangerup @UFC #UFC140 pic.twitter.com/D4EhTxix  –Jared Hamman

At the Game watching the Toronto Maple Leafs… @ufc @TigerJabouin. Awesome thanks.. yfrog.com/gz7fmxvj  –JohnTheBull Makdessi

Finally land in Chicago hopefully we didn’t miss our connecting flight to Canada!! -_-
Yup we missed it guess a lil more hurry up and wait! Lol  –Walel Watson

Flying up to Toronto, not only did our flight get cancelled but I can’t bring my snow globe!!! This is bulls**t! pic.twitter.com/5UEXildV  –John Cholish

Snackdown
Who wins this fight?? pic.twitter.com/z6Qb0FUy  –DaMarques Johnson

Punbelievable Tweets
Advice from Coach Jackson on Disney: “if ur not sure what sub to do on don duck, just wing it” pun intended & he admits how bad the pun was  –Brian Stann

Big Cat Week starts sunday on #NatGeoWild !! purrrfect!  –Tyler Stinson

Apple Store?
Hmmm…If i was an iPad, where would I be???  –Danny Castillo

Travel Tips with Miesha
I did it! 3 seats on the plane all to myself!! & all I had to do was push kick 2 ppl into the Isle! #NoHarmNoFoul  –Miesha Tate

KenFlo is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I ain’t NO follow-back guuurrrllllllll!!!  –Kenny Florian

Derek’s Other Job
Anyone need a Swagger Coach , now offering really low rates ???  –Derek Brunson

Cub Swanson Fans
What’s the point of running on the treadmill if they have 30 fans pointed at me! I’m trying to break a sweat!  –Cub Swanson

TUF 14 Finale
Cutting weight. Watching Food Network. Mental training.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

img.ly/b222 Check it!! Unlucky @mayhemmiller  –Michael Bisping

Mr @musclepharmpres, I would fit right in w/ ur @MusclePharm brand lol @ClayGuida & I would the best HAIR tag team! Followers what u think?  –Louis Gaudinot

thanks to all my fan and friends support im my twitter BOOM obrigado a todos amigos e fans que me ajudaram a chega onde estou @JacksonsMMA  –Diego Brandao

Tryin 2 relax & watch a movie with @jbmma155 but Master Thong hid the remote n his underwear so we have 2 watch soccer pic.twitter.com/m4LZgot0  –TJ Dillashaw

Continue voting for me my beloved twitterans, KO of the season and fight of the season http://t.co/Z4xsuSlp Much love and thanks to you all  –Akira Corassani

#TUF14 might be over, but @BrutalBedford is going to be around for a while! Keep checking my Facebook and Twitter! Much more to come!  –Johnny Bedford

Please please please y’all vote for me and @LouGaudinotUFC for fight of the season! Tell everyone you know! Love you all  –Dustin Pague

At the MMA Award with my #DL CREW –Marcus Brimage

Chael Gonna Be Chael
My gift from Arianny… http://t.co/E94RxZUg  –Chael Sonnen

That’s Whatever
Just herd theres gonna be mma awards tonight in Vegas it’s a good this wasn’t something I was expected to show up to  –Nick Diaz

Perspective with Danny Castillo
You don’t realized how gross fighter rooms get until u walk into one and ur not fighting. –Danny Castillo

The Outlaw in a Singlet: Comedy Gold
Wrasslin’ time! #SingletsAtTheReady  –Dan Hardy

Bam Bam on the Breakfast Burrito
There is no faster, more efficient way to eat breakfast then the breakfast burrito. Nothing beats it!  –Patrick Healy

Language in the Internet Era
What do you call someone who sends too many emoticons? Overly emoticontional? –Ronda Rousey

Proof is in the Poster
I told u guys I train @UFC haha pic.twitter.com/ROHdMHfl  –Duane Ludwig

Joseph Benavidez’s Prestigious JOBE Awards
OkI ‘m gonna need the participation of all fans n media to pick the winners for the #JobeAwards ! These r the categories that really matter

And The JOBE for “best looking fighter” Female: @rondarousey Male: @UrijahFaber @Showtimepettis and of course Sexyama! Congrats #JobeAwards

Votes r in! JOBE for “funniest fighter twitter” goes 2 @HypeOrDie @forrestgriffin @kennyflorian @dannyboydownes congrats guys! #JobeAwards

And the JOBE for “2 fighters that look like eachother award” goes to Big Nog and Lil Nog ! Congrats guys #JobeAwards

And the “Slashie Award” for best fighter/actor goes to. @NEWBREED04 Erik Koch for his role in “Powder” congrats bud pic.twitter.com/aqGTYOXn

the JOBE for “fighter that looks most like someone/something else award” is a tie @RichFranklin & Jim Carrey. @kennyflorian & Ben Stiller

JOBE 4 “fighter with best nickname” goes to @koreanzombiemma @MightyMouseUFC and of course “the axe murderer” @wandfc congrats #JobeAwards

And final JOBE b4 we move on 2 the big ones “Fighter to most likely be mistaken for a homeless person” goes to @thecodymckenzie #JobeAwards

Had 2 revoke @thecodymckenzie s JOBE award for “fighter most likely to be mistaken for a homeless person” lookin good pic.twitter.com/RS7mJrB0     –Joseph Benavidez