Author: Thomas Cunningham

GSP is Ready
Let’s Go. youtu.be/feFd8VzTY6c  –Georges St-Pierre

TUF Luck
listen! We Team Bisping may of lost some battles, but we havnt lost the war!  –Michael Bisping

Well, #teamMayhem goes 4-0 on #TUF14. Proud of the boys.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

well @mayhemmiller your are def keeping viewers entertained on TUF. Good stuff. See you at a @ufc event soon  –Jim Miller

Balderdash!
What’s all this hullaballoo about the iPhone update? Yeah, I just said hullabaloo. –Amir Sadollah
 
Bittersweet TV Appearance
Hey, I’m on TV! Oh, uh, just ignore those highlights please….  –Daniel Downes

Shower & Nuptials
Got my morning workout in at the gym. Now the only thing left to do today is get married!  –Evan Dunham

Life Lessons in 140 Characters or Less
Life is simple… People make it complicated…  John TheBull Makdessi
 
The New Odd Couple
FIRST DAY IN CROATIA AND I HAVE A NEW BLACK EYE TO MATCH MY @StefanStruve EYE!!! EVER DAY HERE MAKES ME MISS THE GLOVES EVEN MORE.  –Pat Barry

@HypeOrDie right kick black eye, left kick hospital?  –Stefan Struve
 
Sonnen Smacktalk 
I’ve had time to cool down, reflect on the statement, and sum things up with 2 words… MEDIUM RARE!  –Chael Sonnen

i wanna see chael sonnen compete on Mtv’s YO MAMA LOL 🙂  –Nam Phan

Rockin’ with Kos
Saw Journey Foreigner&Night Ranger last night& #FOREIGNER kicked ass.I couldnt connect with journey bc it’s not the same without Steve Perry  –Josh Koscheck

Country Western Mac?
Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be fighters…  –Mac Danzig
 
Ouch. O-U-C-H. Ouch.
I never won a spelling bee but I beat the s**t out the kid who won it.  –Miguel Angel Torres

UFC 136 Aftermath
Had a dream I was champ, woke up……..still champ! –Frankie Edgar

Hats off to Frank Edgar. Great competitor and person, true champ! Its been fun, now its my turn to show I got heart and work my way back up  –Gray Maynard

Thank u to my amazing group of coaches & training partners. @KeithFlorian @Firas_Zahabi @PeterWelchsGym @JonChaimberg @KyleHollandRP  –Kenny Florian

Breakfast with my girls before I take them to school, nothing like meeting their teachers with a huge black eye  –Brian Stann

Few of my friends got really excited when my fight was on… I had to watch it about 15 times to pay attention to… fb.me/1nRXfnxKT   –Joe Lauzon

Thanks 2 all my fans and team!!! Going straight for the gold!!!! #fb  –Anthony Pettis

VIET/ASIAN PRIDE REPRESENT! I LOVE U GUYS, THIS WIN IS FOR US!  –Nam Phan

been hit up 3x by @ufc fans today out n about (cool in itself) and they all say “we appreciate the way you fight for us!” #awesomeenergy 🙂  –Joey Beltran

I just wanted to thank everyone who came or who watched the fight on Facebook… I really appreciate all the support… Thank you guys so much  –Stipe Miocic

Thank you everyone for the support..always go for what you believe in and live with no regrets! I’m back and I’m here to stay!  –Mike Massenzio
 
Hey @aaronsimpson u looked good in your fight last night but got dominated in fantasy football today by The Master Baders #rubbingitin  –Ryan Bader
 
@ryanbader You look fat.  –Aaron Simpson

 

UFC 136 Tweets
Heading over to weigh ins. Tune in everyone  –Frankie Edgar

Thanks to everyone sending good vibes and positivity my way. I feel it! Got my hands busy training or else Id answer all of u back. Much luv  –Gray Maynard

If going to the expo in Houston stop by the Gaspari Nutrition Booth, & TRX, great companies and supporters of me @TeamGaspari @TRXtraining  –Brian Stann

After party in Huston…. mmainc.eventbrite.com  –Chael Sonnen

Just want to thank the Gracie Family specifically @realroyce & @RenzoGracieBJJ for inspiring me to do what I do. #heroes  –Kenny Florian

Indo para coletiva de imprensa do UFC 136 ui nego  –Jose ‘Scarface’ Aldo

I made 185 lb already! Watch @ufc 136 wheight ins at ufc.com 5 pm (ET)  –Demian Maia
 
Ice bath its on now!!!! lockerz.com/s/145009973  –Melvin Guillard
 
Final practice before tomorrow’s weight cut. No more fluids for 24 hours 🙂 let the fun begin. twitpic.com/6w6l5r  –Red Schafer

On my way to pick up @Helen_Beltran then @ericdelfierro arrives tonite @SutYadPalung gets here tomorrow then 1 day til ITS TIME!!  –Joey Beltran
 
Watch my first #UFC136 video blog here j-lau.com/lz  –Joe Lauzon

Time to shut my phone down and cut out all distractions. Thanks for everyone’s good wishes. I am ready and I will win. Watch on facebook. –Aaron Simpson

Just finished @ufc pre fight interview. Always gets me pumped. 1 day til get to be fat boy again. Weigh ins tomorrow make sure to tune in!  –Jeremy Stephens
 
Be sure to log into the UFC Facebook site to watch my fight on the livestream at 5:50 EST.  –Mike Massenzio

These Kids Today
Man teenagers are hard to impress! I’m in the @ufc and I’m old enough to buy them beer but I still wasn’t cool enough.  –Daniel Downes

Barrys on Plane
twitvid.com/OX7BY  –Pat Barry

Safe For Work? Maybe…
Hey @feliceherrig check out my new groupie yfrog.com/nyn1oej  –Amir Sadollah

Body Issues
This women was the first to have me sign the ESPN bodies issue, she was so embarrassed twitgoo.com/4loe0z  –Jon Bones Jones

TUF Guys
You guys been watching #TUF14 ? This wednesday at 10 it gets even more intense!  –Jason Mayhem Miller

so just started with a new nutritionist. Complete new outlook on my food intake, either the guys a genius or he’s working for miller.  –Michael Bisping

Expo Yourself
I’d rather beat Shogun than go to the expo. RT @icrow: @danhendo dan how are u missing the Expo?  –Dan Henderson
 
I just saw Bones Jones roll by on horse and carriage. #ufcexpo Jason Mayhem Miller

UFC Live 6 Aftermath
Feeling great, big win and a belly full of food! only thing that will top this is the Jets vs Ravens live tomorrow night in Baltimore! #UFC  –TJ Grant

I am a super big fan of @MightyMouseUFC what a bad ass!  –Erik Jon Koch
 
I REALLY DON’T LIKE THIS FEELING –Pat Barry

Thank You: each and every person who has sent me positive messages here on twitter… I truly appreciate the support from all of you 🙂  –Mac Danzig
 
Tough loss. No excuses on my part jus not happy w the stoppage. Shouldnt have been in that position. Def didn’t want the fight to end! @ufc  –Shane Roller

UFC Live Cruz Vs. Johnson
Just got to dc!…man its humid! Some Gr8 weight cut weather though on the bright side! Ha  –Dominick Cruz
 
In d.c. ready to get to work 🙂  –Demetrious Johnson

Sooo glad to be fighting on the East Coast again! Thk u @ufc!  –Charlie Brenneman

Headed to the Press Conference for the fights. Been a great day so far!! #IronHeart #Blackzilians  –Anthony Johnson

IM SHORT ENOUGH TO SNEAK UP BEHIND @StefanStruve AND CRAWL IN HIS BACK POCKET!!! BEEN RIDING AROUND IN HERE ALL DAY! moby.to/nhizps  –Pat Barry

@HypeOrDie that was you?!  –Stefan Struve

Sitting at the weigh-ins waiting to get this over with so I can celebrate my “Birfday!!!!!!”  –Yves Edwards

Alright tweeters… I’m gonna call it a night.. No food or water for me for the next 16 hours… I’ll see you guys at weigh-ins 🙂  –Mac Danzig
 
Hour and a half til weigh-ins, just chillin bout to get all the commission stuff done. Down to weight, feeling good.  –Shane Roller

Weight is on. Cant wait to make it official and then eat some CARBS!  –TJ Grant

Barnett Bar Hopping
To hang with with me you need a valid passport and a drinking problem.  –Josh Barnett

Bang the Inventor
Found a way to hold my smoothie while I went potty. Yep, pretty proud of this artwork. yfrog.com/klkozzsj  –Duane Ludwig
 
Reality TV
@MackDaMenaceMMA @EddieWineland jersey shore! C’mon SON! Y’all watching Toddlers n tiaras later too!?  –Scott jorgensen

Thats tonight!?!?  –Mackens Semerzier

@Scottjorgensen Beverly hills housewives bro!  –Eddie Wineland

Frenemies
Found a scorpion in my house. Drove him to the open desert and set him free.  –Aaron Simpson

I’ve massacred hundreds  –Ryan Bader

You also drive a big truck, have big scary dogs and lots of tattoos. #insecure? –Aaron Simpson

I’ve saved birds, mice, lizards, bees, cats, rabbits and spiders.Never saved a human though. But, almost killed @ryanbader several times. –Aaron Simpson
  
Hahaha! –Chad Mendes

What’r you laughin at, shorty? –Aaron Simpson

Clay Guida has that Problem Too
Ugh, I woke up have a GREAT hair day, then had to work out right away and RUINED it! #whatawaste !  –Ronda Rousey

#DearHair Could you please be more @clayguida-ish!  –Cub Swanson
 
TweetStache
Ok so I didn’t invent this, and I hate emoticons… but mustache emoticons? That may be acceptable :-{)  –Quinn Mulhern

Unlikely Training Partners
Guess who landed in town yesterday night to come train with me?for sure he’ll bring the much needed intensity to get prepared…Dan Hardy!!!
Me and Dan Hardy at Tristar! say.ly/UTOM6p  –Georges St-Pierre

Half way through another great day in Montreal. The champ is looking sharp! –Dan Hardy
 
It’s Just a Garden Zombie
one reason why I’m never going to @mikebrownmma house ever again. this is outside his front door. :0 #TwitPict twitpic.com/6s5lhz  –Yves Edwards
 
Dannyboy Fashion Fail
Great training today. I even got to spar Mr. International himself Shonie Carter. I forgot to ask him where he buys his suits though….  –Daniel Downes

Fair Enough
Cable guy couldn’t fix our tv so I D’arced him, sorry Cox  –Jake Ellenberger
 
And STILLLLLL UFC Light Heavyweight Champion…
14-1  –Jon Bones Jones 

UFC 135 Tweets
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. >>>> feeling light  –Jon Bones Jones

I wish the fight was tomorrow,I’m ready 2 do this kid in,I’m getting my belt back!I’m very confident n dis #wolfmode  –Quinton Jackson

Good news,we found the spy in our camp! Will tell u more after the fight  –Quinton Jackson

I have a confession to make. It was me. I’m John Jones’ spy.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

Doing work @natediaz209 @UFC twitpic.com/6pdqr4  –Gilbert Melendez

Ready 2 Go…this sat #PPV #UFC135 #Denver #mma @dethrone @LugzLifestyle see U soon!  –Josh Koscheck

Be sure to say your prayers everyone! “Dear God, please give Matt Hughes the strength to bludgeon & maim stupid koscheck tomorrow”  –Stephan Bonnar

Last practice a huge success, dinner was great hydrated and ready to go for tomorrows weigh ins. Countdown to the weigh in face off #UFC135  –Tony Ferguson

TUF Talk
Drinking game for tonight’s #TUF14 premiere. Shot for every time I say “Wow” and @danawhite says “F***” and @bisping is understandable –Jason Mayhem Miller

@mayhemmiller @danawhite new drinking game for tonight, everytime miller looks like a dick u take a shot, you guys are gonna be wasted!!  –Michael Bisping

Did you catch @danawhite‘s reaction to one of the fights on #TUF14? Meme-worthy. yfrog.com/kil5zffj  –Jason Mayhem Miller

Auto-Correct Error or Stuffed Shorts?
True story. @BrianStann and @DerekBrunsonMMA both stuffed my shorts and scored takedowns on me.  –Tim Kennedy

Tweetdown: Sonnen vs Belfort
@sonnench “dead man”…lol, you’ve been playing too much video game…let’s make it real in the cage!  –Vitor Belfort

Hey Vitor, take my name out of your mouth until you show up for half as many fights as you pullout of.  –Chael Sonnen

Are you sure that was ESPN?
Just got interviewed by ESPN magazine about getting hit in the crotch. Any publicity is good publicity, right?  –Daniel Downes

The Victorious Jake
Thank you @danawhite & @ufc I am honored to be a part of the UFC! Thank u fans, love u guys!!  –Jake Ellenberger

Can’t Wait
The Ultimate Fighter premieres Wednesday September 21st at 9pm, with a 2 hour elimination extravaganza, right @UFC?   –Jason Mayhem Miller

See ya there? No, It’s “Here We Go!”
Just finished up a workout with @mattmitrione @ufc in New Orleans. Now about to go meet some fans at the Bud Light party, see ya there.  –Ryan Bader

Where’s the Punishment?
If u forget ur belt ranked shirt for my class @303BJJ this is what u wear! yfrog.com/kgyv6jdj
 –Duane Ludwig

209 Attitude
Negative: Missed my flight to Hartford for @ESPN_MMALive. Positive: Eating tacos at Los Comales. Thank God for the little things.  –Miguel Angel Torres
 
Gangster Talk
Just another day at work… UFC.com to Chael: “What are your thoughts on your upcoming opponent, Brian Stann?” Chael: “Anderson Silva sucks”  –UFC
 
OMG! NO WAY!
Not only did I learn great moves @Benaskren wrestling academy tonight, I learned that some 8 year old is “totally going to ask shannon out”  –Daniel Downes

Ciao!
Yes @lorenzofertitta I would like to see the UFC in Milan. You can round out the undercard with runway models and Formula 1 racers. –Jason Mayhem Miller

STRIKEFORCE Winners
If @dc_mma can’t fight in time because of his hand then we’re gonna do a dance off. @kingmofh can judge.  –Josh Barnett

Woke up drained my ears, Epsom salt bath, cold shower now it’s time to cash the checks! Maybe then this will all sink in 🙂  –Luke Rockhold

Hey guys Thx for all the well wishes. Love the support. Will keep getting better. Thx again. DC –Daniel Cormier
 
Thanx 4 all y’all support! Team Fighthype, Team Thirsty, AKA, @MMAELITEBRAND, and all my people  –King Mo

Shields vs Ellenberger. Bet on Jake to Win.
Just landed in New Orleans. I’m ready to fight!  –Jake Shields
 
I am thankful for everyone’s support, I have the best coaches in the world. Leaving for New Orleans! @ufc #battleonthebayou  –Jake Ellenberger

Strikeforce: Barnett vs. Kharitonov
Was just hangin in the lobby listening to @dc_mma, Yoel Romero & coach, @kingmofh talk wrestling war stories & reminiscing. #awesome  –Josh Barnett

Jacare tried to take my phone!!! I almost had to submit him! Lol  –King Mo

Got nice lil work out n with the men.n my room now time for prayer and meditation.thank god for the things and people n and out my life 1111 –Mike Kyle

thinks Silva needs to pay attention to this fight instead of internet battles –Daniel Cormier

I can’t wait to Fight lol  –Amanda Nunes

Perspective
best advice I got today: Instead of getting kicked in the head, headbutt them in the foot! –Ronda Rousey

For Better or Worse?
Just finished day two of the new job. Being bossed around is much different while not sustaining blows to the head.  –Quinn Mulhern

Totally! Wait… Brock vs Who?
@DanaWhite I think Brock vs Lesnar is an awesome match up. Congrats!!!!  –Shane Carwin

UFC 137: Who vs This Just In
How about some late night news? Wednesday at 1pm, @ufc 137 press conf featuring GSP and Diaz, free and open to public, Mand Bay Events Ctr  –Dave Sholler

Anyone know where nick diaz is?  –Lorenzo Fertitta

CHANGE OF PLANS! bit.ly/nMhw40  –Dana White

Diaz out, Condit in. youtu.be/dTtfhYvQBUI   –Georges St-Pierre

I can’t express how excited I am to finally be fighting for the @ufc title. Its been a long road. Much thanks to my fans, teammates, and especially to @DanaWhite   –Carlos Condit

This is crazy but here we go again! You wanted it so you got it. Penn vs Diaz Oct 29th in Vegas  –Dana White

Me and Nick Diaz!! OCT. 29th  –BJ PENN