Author: Thomas Cunningham

First UFC Fight on FOX is a Doozy!
Big Fight for UFC on FOX Sports is Cain vs. JDS for the heavyweight title!!! –UFCONFOX

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW  –Dave Sholler

Event will have a “superbowl-level” red carpet and tailgate with celebs to launch the UFC on Fox partnership  –UFC

Hominick Meets his Match
Just got trampled at the mall by a gang of 13 year old girls back to school shopping. I should be wearing my sparring gear!  –Mark Hominick

Reporting Mayhem to the K-9 Unit
My house looks like a crack den, if crack = video games and dog toys.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

Bromancing 101
@HypeOrDie pat I miss you! Sambuca and American honey in ur honor this weekend in Vegas!  –Scott Jorgensen

@Scottjorgensen I DON’T KNOW IF U MISS ME MORE THAN I MISS YOU THOUGH!!! HAVE 11 FOR ME!!!  –Pat Barry

Frankie’s Footwork
I think I’m gonna throw out my whole sock drawer and start fresh.  –Frankie Edgar

Should just Mention her Fiancé’s Occupation
So my fiance reassures me that the mechanic isn’t gonna rip her off,”no,but he’s really nice n has like 10 awards on the wall”. Duh, my bad.  –Charlie Brenneman

NO! (Tweeter’s Denial)
Have you ever had tweeter’s remorse?  –Ronda Rousey

Pressure’s on, Kitty
Just finished my fantasy football draft. By the end I just picked whatever name the cat sat on. If I lose, she gets the cheap food again. –Daniel Downes

UFC RIO Aftermath
Thanks to everybody, from all over the world, once again for all the support @UFC RIO, it was awesome! Ill never forget, this win is ours!  –Mauricio Rua

@danawhite thanks Boss, You and UFC staff is helping my people to believe that everything is possible, thanks for your words  –Anderson Silva

Yea true, Nog does have KO of the night so far probably. He had a great performance as well! #UFC134  –Mike Quick Swick

So proud of @BrendanSchaub you will be back homie  –Eliot Marshall

Big Knockout for Big Nog!  –Darren Elkins

Big Nog!!!!  –Aaron Simpson

Love BigNog so happy to see him win!  –Royce Gracie

All I have to say mma gods love the legend, greatest big nog, way to come back –Roy Nelson

Good job Nog!  –Mac Danzig

Where is Nogueira’s pet bus? –Mike Pierce

This @UFCRio134 has got to be so cool for the Brazilians. Enjoy  –Duane Ludwig

Wow what a fight between miller and paulhares @UFC rio  –Paul Bradley

Brazil was a great experience had a blast!!!!!!!!!! thanks to all my coaches manager, fans, familly loves you all, be home soon!!!!!!!!!!  –Yves Jabouin

UFC RIO!
Finished my last training.I’d like to say tks to everybody to support, I know that I have a big challenger and I will do my best, thanks Ooos  –Anderson Silva

UFC Rio yfrog.com/h2j31mej    –Lyoto Machida

Craziness at the open workouts at cocacabana beach..thousands of people outside in the rain..one of the most amazing experiences @ufc   –Brendan Schaub

@BrendanSchaub good luck brotha. It’s been so fun for me to watch ur progress.  –Duane Ludwig

I am very happy with the @ UFC in Brazil. You will meet a little my country! –Cris Cyborg

Cigano and I st the statute of christ in Rio. Now on the way to the press conference! lockerz.com/s/132737109  –Royce Gracie

@ufc Rio chegando! Bora @ShogunRua & @Minotauromma ! Sabadao to la! @ufc Rio is around the corner! Let s go @ShogunRua & @Minotauromma !  –Demian Maia

Great day today, weight is good ready for tomorrow’s weigh-in!! Let’s do this!! –Ross Pearson

Excited for the UFC fights this weekend in Rio.  –Roy Nelson

Only 3 days away! –Dan Miller

Carwin Home Alone
My little dude is back in school now. I can finally play with the PS3  –Shane Carwin

No plans for OUTLAW LAND?
Do you think Daniel Radcliffe’s nightmare is the Harry Potter theme park in Florida? Can you imagine a whole theme park of you? Scary…   –Dan Hardy

Dannyboy on the UFC  738 Card?
My grandma won 2 medals at the Senior Olympics at her retirement home yesterday. I hope I don’t have to wait until 85 to peak athletically  –Daniel Downes

Branhead Doesn’t Have the Same Ring
Sweet mother of all that’s holy how bad do I want a sausage McGRIDDLE right now. Go to hell @TheDolceDiet 4 making me eat oat bran. #whining  –Matt Mitrione

Anderson says “Y’all”?
Morning yall, at 1pm Press Conference to UFC Rio at Copacabana Palace  –Anderson Silva

UFC on Versus 5 Aftermath
Thanks for the support guys, I gave it what I had but the better man won. Gonna take a little time off and get some learning done.  –Dan Hardy

Thanks for all the support. Next up for @AMAFightClub in UFC is @DanMiller185  –Jim Miller

A big thanks & take my hat off to a Tough as heck @JimMiller_155, I know he will fight for a title one day…Milwaukee I love you!!!…  –Benson Henderson

Thank you everyone for the support! Congrats to @duanebangcom, it was an awesome fight. I hope to learn and grow from it. And be bitter. lol   –Amir Sadollah

I hurt!  –Duane Ludwig

wanna thank @kylenoke for the fight hope his knee ok @GrudgeMMA for the help @ESPXC @robertfollis yfrog.com/khil5iufj  –Ed Herman

Thanks everyone for there support. Will have the news on my knee on Tuesday after a MRI is done  –Kyle Noke

Thnx for everyone’s support I have a broken hand I’ll see a specialist this
week. Hope y’all enjoyed the fight and liked the finish ATT!  –Cole Miller

I want to thank @ufc for putting my fight on facebook. My best friend,
deployed in Afghanistan, was able to see it. Means the world to me.  –Jared Hamman

little sore lol gonna relax for a few days now ….  –CB Dollaway

Strikeforce Gurgel Vs Duarte
A fight happened, the judges made their decision, God let both of us walk out of that cage healthy, life goes on moving forward. Forward!  –Jorge Gurgel

@jorgegurgel my leg hurts!!! Good fight brotha ur a warrior!  –Joe Duarte

I think the real controversy should be over people expecting me to continue when I’m knowingly injuring a girl that’s crying out in pain.  –Ronda Rousey

Sometimes all questions are answered by Reese’s Peanut Buttercup McFlurry –Patrick “BamBam” Healy

HYPE > COOL
LONG DISTANCE RUNNING IS WACK, BUT THE WAY THEY DO IT IN LAST OF THE MOHICANS MAKES IT LOOK COOL, AND I WANNA BE COOL! BUT I GOT SHORT HAIR   –Pat Barry

He’s Still Waiting for That Coffee
Bumped into @danawhite and I’m pretty sure he thought I was an intern –Daniel Downes

The Big News: UFC on FOX!
Full studio here today! Big day for FOX Sports and #UFC! #UFCONFOX yfrog.com/h3ds7ifj 
–UFCONFOX

4 events a year live on Fox, 4-6 more on F/X, The Ultimate Fighter will be on F/X – and TUF fights will be LIVE!  –UFC

Prelims, live events and other programing will be on @fueltv get ready for tons of new shows on fuel!  –Dana White

Big day to UFC, congrats boss !!! RT @danawhite  –Anderson Silva

Super Swede
Its time to go My parents for some vacation :):) all u have a super weekend! –Alexander Gustafsson

The Bang: Six Times Bigger than Venti
Coffee time http://lockerz.com/s/128915567  –Duane Ludwig

Brits Gotta Stick Together
@danhardymma all the best for this weekend mate, time to remind everyone what you are capable of!  –John Hathaway

Dannys Gotta Stick Together Too
I think I just committed my first crime in Milwaukee. -SMH  –Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 If you need to know a good place to dump a body, I got you  –Daniel Downes

Benavidez Vs. Henderson?!
Any takers in milwaukee for @ufc tryin to play some Taboo! jus smashed Fabio n Thong need people that speak english! @smoothone155  –Joseph Benavidez

@JoeB135 get at me tomorrow night, for sure I’m down for some Taboo…I gotta get rematch @ bowling too, :-D…  –Benson Henderson

Wild and Crazy Guys
Oh, what a night. Mr. Halllman made me laugh, being in the Octagon made me cry, and @danawhite made my night with his generosity. Victory!  –Brian Ebersole

@TWASEbersole called me, offered to rematch me as I get healthy..Brian is all class, very humble in Victory, a rolemodel for up and comers.  –Dennis Hallman

We Hope Your Birthday (got) ROCKED!
Oh snap happy bday to @joerogan  –Frankie Edgar

Happy Birthday!!!  @joerogan Hope to have a winners post fight chat with you soon 🙂  –Cub Swanson

I’m honored and humbled by the thousands of happy birthday wishes I’ve gotten today! Thank you all!  –Joe Rogan

Sweet, Sweet Bromance
Dearest @HypeOrDie, I miss U. I miss u like Wood misses a bowl of ranch dressng. Now u know how serious I am. Let’s fight this wknd. Toodles  –Matt Mitrione

Had a great workout @RoufusportFC My weights great,broke the160 mark. Plus,i got a chance2see my brother frm an Irish mother @dannyboydownes  –Danny Castillo

@lastcall155 If I told you I teared up reading that would you think less of me? –Daniel Downes

@dannyboydownes No cuzz im sniffling now!!! #MyBrotherFrmAnIrishMother –Danny Castillo

Try the Natural Born S’Mores!
Check out CampCondit.com for pics, blogs, and video of the my training camp leading up to the fight with BJ Penn at #UFC137 #CampCondit.com  –Carlos Condit

Eddie Wineland Can Party
Sitting down for some dinner at mo’s Irish pub!
Live music at mo’s and the guy is covering @justinbieber baby, acoustic! Surprisingly well too! –Eddie Wineland

Iron Deficiency?
I cant find my car keys anywhere.my daughter was the last one who touched them. I think she ate them!  –Chris Weidman

Strikeforce: Gurgel Vs Duarte! Ready!
Are you ready for @Strikeforce #MMA action tonight? @jorgegurgel & @joeduartemma clearly are! See you at 11p ET/PT. pic.twitter.com/rrleB0U  –SHOWTIME SPORTS

Made
weight, ate a great meal cooked by my amazing wife, drank tons of
coconut water and now already back to 171lbs and ready to go now!!  –Jorge Gurgel

Just got to my room @palms w/ @VXSMMA! So excited to fight! Viva Las Vegas!!! –Joe Duarte

Wanna bet? Lol yfrog.com/h8nm7lqj  –Ronda Rousey

Fight day #BamBamBattalion I’m so ready gonna show the best BamBam ever. Thanks for da support. @Strikeforce @TeamQuest @ufc @EpicSportsMMA  –Patrick Healy

HBB is Ready
I feel great! #positive=#winning  –Tito Ortiz

Rashad in Fight Mode
http://img.ly/6ONh Jimmy Fallon was about 2 get slammed! I’m a wrestler I don’t shake hands when I meet Ppl I go 4 the takedown! Lol  –Rashad Evans

Q & Chael
@sonnench is freaking hilarious #imjustsaying   –Jon Bones Jones

Just got2the Wells Fargo Center n @sonnench is up doin the Q and A. I can hear the crowd laughing from here! http://lockerz.com/s/126863106  –Chad Mendes

The Chaelologues are underway and they’re as epic as you’d expect  –UFC

Happy BANGDAY
Bday gifts, almost 7k followers, small cake, ice bath n these Pumas. Good day it was. Thanks guys http://lockerz.com/s/126720647  –Duane “Bang” Ludwig

Nam Phan Knows How to Party!
Found a dvd player. Now watching kung fu hustle 🙂   –Nam Phan

Natural Born Kool
Gotta love the haters 🙂  –Carlos Condit

Team Stunning & Smooth?
“@StungunKim: Family’s summer vacation. We are team MAD. spic.kr/453h”can I come next summer???…  –Benson Henderson

@SMOOTHone155 Ben, you are welcome here anytime.  –Dong Hyun Kim

Party Affiliation? Team Sonnen.
Anyone coming to UFC 133 or who lives near Philadelphia this is where the party is: pulsephilly.com/#/UPCOMING_EVE… stop by and say hello.
If you are sitting at my table Friday night in Philly come early, we will have a lot to talk about.  –Chael Sonnen

We Already Knew That!
My hair is a hit! @ufc http://lockerz.com/s/126546209  –Charlie Brenneman

The Gospel of Miguel
Spaceships, don’t come equipped with rear view mirrors. #fact  –Miguel Angel Torres

The Outlaw is Ready
Phase 3… Napalm! twitpic.com/60ofci  –Dan Hardy

#Irony
When I see # signs in tweets I’m less likely to read them #truestatement  –Cole Miller

It’s Hard to Argue with Success
Its too hot to workout. I’m going go float in the pool and drink beer till I fall asleep.  –Dave Herman

UFC 137 is in Vegas. Fight then Wedding?
Had to tell my friend I cant be best man in his wedding bc I’m fighting @ufc 137. Looks like I have to buy a better wedding gift now.  –Daniel Downes

Congrats, New Champ
BEST day of my life!!! I’m so honored 2 b the champ! Headed 2 celebrate @ SpyBar in Chicago to celebrate come join! yfrog.com/hsrrtrdd  –Miesha Tate

UFC 132 : Cruz vs Faber
Lets go yfrog.com/gzvj6yglj  –Wanderlei Silva
 
Feel good I’m 211lb now. 5lbs more to go. Can’t wait till tomorrow.   –Tito Ortiz
 
So good right now. Papaya, avacado, bananna chips, okra spears, raw cashews, salsa, lime, grapes @EatLikeAChamp twitpic.com/5jd1qg  –Urijah Faber 

youtu.be/BF9MOYlumgA @urijahfaber…u want the belt, butt-chun not guna get it!  –Dominick Cruz 

It’s gonna be a great day. Fights start at 3!  –Aaron Simpson 

Had fun throwing the first pitch at Cashman Field.. After throwing that pitch I know I should just stick to fighting….Hahahahaha  –Anthony Njokuani 

Just finished my 1st photo shoot with the UFC. Then watched some of the open workouts. Bader is huge! –Jeff Hougland 

I’m in Lasvegas now!!! My first job was signing 150 posters!! –Takeya Mizugaki 

Here in Vegas with @aaronsimpson hanging out tonight, interviews and open workout tomorrow. Can’t wait till Saturday.  –Ryan Bader 

Just boarded the plane headed to Vegas!!!! Fight week!!!!!!!!!  –Brian Bowles 

A PSA from Dannyboy Downes
I always make sure to wear my @DiazBrothers209 Dont Be Scared Homie tshirt during air travel to remind people not to let the terrorists win –Daniel Downes 

 Oh Snap!
“@RyanGrayyy does koscheck have a action figure? – Yeah… yfrog.com/hs93477507j  –Dan Hardy 

UFC Live: Kongo vs. Barry
Thanks everyone for support. I’m sorry if knee was no good. I just fight. @NikLentz is warrior. @ufc –Charles Oliveira 

I have to stay hospital tonight and get surgery in the morning. Kinda lame, but the FOTN made me feel better. Thanks #ufc and @danawhite  –Nik Lentz 

A giant thx to @danawhite and the @ufc for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime!!!
I want to thank @rick_story for being a warrior and accepting the fight w me. It was an honor to fight you. –Charlie Brenneman 

My hat’s off to Charlie he performed good tonight. I will be back stronger then ever next fight.  –Rick Story 

Kongo’s Krazy Komeback KO
Props to Barry and Kongo. That’s what the UFC is all about, putting it on the line and having great fights. @ufc  –Dan Hardy 

Wow comeback of the year. Craziness!!!  –Evan Dunham 

Sweet Leeroy Jenkins, Kongo just koed Barry with the biggest comeback I’ve ever seen in the @ufc. Its never over till its over.  –Miguel Angel Torres

Unreal – surreal  –Rafaello Oliveira 

All I can say is WOW!  –Chuck Liddell 

Craziest turnaround finish in MMA history!!! Whaaaat!!! Evidence of why u can’t predict how a fight will go!!! Hope Pat Barry is ok.  –Kenny Florian 

Wow, that was crazy!  –Carlos Condit

That was out of a movie!!!  –Aaron Riley 

Amazing!!!!!! What a finish! Kongo!!!!!!!   –Mark Hominick 

WOW  –Ben Rothwell 

Oh my god! I hope pat is ok. Good lord  –Bart Palaszewski 

I thought Kongo was out  –Brad Tavares 

That was so incredible!!! A fighters heart!!!!!!!!!!  –Dustin Poirier

WTFUZZ!!!!????  –Duane Ludwig

OMG! @ufc  –Brendan Schaub 

Wtf wow!!!!! –Frank Mir

Cable tv $70 a month, 60 inch plasma screen tv $2000, seeing the expression of @ufc ring girls faces…priceless. http://twitpic.com/5hhgm6   –Miguel Angel Torres 

. JOB DONE . @danawhite @ufc . Thanks for the BONUS .   –Cheick Kongo 

WELL THIS IS KINDA WACK!!! STILL HYPE!!! –Pat Barry