Author: Thomas Cunningham

Strikeforce Challenger Tweets
Today Is my day and I will show @SHOsports @Strikeforce @ufc that they made a good choice in picking a young and aggressive KO Artist! #MMA  –Keith Berry

Beautiful day in Seattle. Sittin at breakfast with @DerekBrunsonMMA and @KingMoFH  –Jason High

On weight BABY!!! Zuffa transporting us to weigh ins with a bunch of hungry fighters hope no one cuts us off @ufc @Strikeforce  –James Terry

Looking forward to watching @RyanDCouture tonight. Should be some great scraps @Strikeforce challengers.  –Patrick Healy

Tipped the scale at 155.5, now headed to mom’s for dinner.  –Ryan Couture

Big shout out to @DerekBrunsonMMA for his fight tonight in @Strikeforce. Goodluck bro!  –Frankie Edgar
 

Right on weight now it’s time to eat! Thanks to all my sponsors @SweetSweatUSA @affliction1 and @TheJetBar. yfrog.com/kj114dj  –Germaine de Randamie

UFC Live 4 Tweets
Just met Rick Story for the first time http://goo.gl/fb/8umO1 #fb  –Nate Marquardt

Last hard training session is done close to fight time!  –Rick Story

phone is messed up, sooo not much tweeting goin on! Getting ready for war @ufc versus SUNDAY! #theimmortalarmy got my back  –Matt Brown

Time for some sleep. Looking forward to sat! Thanks everyone for all the support. This is going to be fun!  –Nik Lentz

Watching wedding crashers, waiting for open workouts. http://lockerz.com/s/113688804  –Matt Mitrione

Good luck this weekend @hypeordie! ‘filling in the gaps at Brock Lesnar’s DeathClutch facility.’ http://ow.ly/5pfrP via @HeavyMMA #PatBarry  –Brock Lesnar

I didn’t believe @hypeordie but there really is a furry convention going on in Pittsburgh now. It features fun events like “Basics of Magic” and “The hidden Secrets of Colored Pencils.”  –Daniel Downes

STILL GREAT SEATS AVAILABLE FOR SUNDAYS UFC!!! GET TICKETS…………..orDIE!!!  –Pat Barry

Word is @joestevenson was on an all skittles and coffee diet to make. 145lbs #whywouldilie @ufc  –Cub Swanson

To get all my live video blogs this week, follow the hashtag #LauzonLive and include it to get involved in the discussion! #UFC #ufclive4  –Joe Lauzon

The Beardy Faced Assassin Says Thanks
Big thanks to all who supported and even those that didn’t but tuned in for my fight vs. Brett! To the next battlefield!  –Josh Barnett

Heun is TOUGH
I didn’t get into the sport to prove my intelligence RT @RMcCarthy04: @joerogan @ConorHeun many a smarter man would have too!  –Conor Heun

Granny Road Rage?
Just got flipped off by an old woman in a VW bug for not driving fast enough. #grannyRoadRage  –Daniel Downes

Model Citizen
I am pretty certain that the Brazilians do not want me to retire into modeling. Gonzaga and JDS both rearranged my nose.  –Shane Carwin

Theoretically, right?
I really love the Mayhem Monkeys on twitter, and Facebook. Seeing your wacky conversations is better than sex with a dolphin.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

Nam’s Got Jokes
My favorite cut of meat is the ROUNDHOUSE! 🙂  –Nam Phan

New Blood
Thanks for all the support on my @ufc fight.You guys are all awesome. Its going to be a awesome fight.Thanks @danawhite for a dream come tru  -Donny Walker

Yoga for Badasses
Headed to yoga with @MzSeager . Gonna get my Gumby on. Should be throwing kicks like Dhalsim from street fighter tomorrow.  –Carlos Condit

Hate that Guy!
Why is there always that guy who pushes every button when they get in an elevator?LOL @JoeEllenberger  –Jake Ellenberger

Strikeforce: Overeem vs Werdum
Open workouts stay weird as @FabricioWerdum and @DC_MMA broker a rematch http://t.co/m37SJiU  –Strikeforce

I’m in Dallas right now and I’m excited for this weekend! Counting the days!!  –Alistair Overeem

Pre-weight in this morning…. Almost there baby! yfrog.com/h868rhnj  –Gesias JZ Cavalcante

Here’s video of my open workout. Too band the promo I cut ain’t on here as well — http://youtu.be/TncvorpGb6k  –Josh Barnett

Interview…what is josh barnett game plan? Josh game plan is to try and whoop my ass as I am goin to do da same…  –Brett Rogers

Deep Fried UFC
Anyone coming to the @ufc event in Milwaukee in August, look what you’ll be able to enjoy! tinyurl.com/423rx5l   –Daniel Downes

Hey Mexicutioner! #$@&*!
Jumping on my bike and headed south. No not a harley my bicycle. So if u see me honk or yell an obscenity, it makes me smile  –Joey Beltran

Outlaw Props
The more I watch Chris Lytle’s fights, the more of a fan I become. This fight is going to be epic. –Dan Hardy

Mayhem: One TUF Sofa
this is a message to all misspellers- I’m a coach on #TUF not a couch. Or even an ottoman.  –Jason Mayhem Miller

Senhor Branco
Partindo de Brasilia indo pro Rio para a coletiva de imprensa UFC Rio de amanha! Animacao total para o UFC Rio!! Check me out bilingual 🙂 –Dana White

Post UFC 131 Tweets
Feels good to get a win without having to go through a war  –Sam Stout

I finally watched the fight. Some good things and some bad. One really bad one. Best thing-at least I got KOed by good person & not a Dbag.   –Yves Edwards

I just want to say thank you to everyone for there help and support. I will be back!!  –Mike Massenzio

VANCOUVER Thanks for the love. Come join me and the crew at Brandi’s Downtown!! @tapout   –Donald Cowboy Cerrone

I believe that @thegunnunes will be a champion. Much respect to him and his great team. It was an honor to face him.  –Kenny Florian

Thanks for the great support @ufc tonight. I ll keep training to do bether what I love – fighting. I love you guys! See you soon !  –Demian Maia

A HUGE shout-out to all of my supporters @roadhousecgy! Hope you guys have a great night! #LOVEYOU  –Nick Ring

Sorry guys I tried my hardest I’ll be back stronger xx  –Jason Young

Thank you everyone for the kind words!! It was a really hard fight! @shotgun_young is a great fighter and he will be back better than ever!!  –Dustin “The Diamond” Poirier

UFC 131 Tomorrow!
Just made weight… Now I’m just waiting to step on that scale #cantwait  –Sam Stout

My giant head is barely being supported by my body. Yep, it’s #FightWeek #UFC131 –Kenny Florian

Junior is right about expecting to be getting taken down, by my left or right hand. #UFC131 –Shane Carwin

My @ufc 131 after party will be at Denny’s right by the hotel!!! Can’t wait!!!  –Krzysztof Soszynski

Word is, that if @Cowboycerrone gets the KO via headkick he will give credit to David Beckham #whywouldilie @ufc  –Cub Swanson

Thank you all very much for the cool tweets!!! I’ve trained really hard and i’m in great shape! Hope to give you all a great fight!!!  –John Olav Einemo

I still can’t believe I’m hear with al these great fighters. Now all I need is @DustinPoirier to punch me so I no it’s real lol 😉  –Jason Young

I can’t wait!!  –Dustin Poirier

Check me out in photoshoot today… I am still wearing my socks too – that’s so hot!! http://yfrog.com/h8a9lctj  –Nick Ring

Getting my makeup done for @UFC interview. #UFC131 yfrog.com/h0asdfuj  –Chris Weidman

Wisdom from Fighters
Ain’t life a dirty bitch?  –Miguel Angel Torres

Love your life bro  –Miesha Tate

Keyboards need to be made more complicated so stupid people can’t type stupid comments and make MMA forums a joke to read  –Dan Hardy

Words to live by…”tweets become reality” -@mayhemmiller  –UFC

Was it Jon Jones?
I was mocking a dude I was rolling with about the length of his arms then he pulled off sakuraba cartwheel. A freakin sakuraba cartwheel  –Tim Kennedy

Post TUF 13 Finale Tweets
Flying back to the bay. My face still looks like Sloth from The Goonies @maldonadomma is a beast. I’m a fan. Great guy and a terrific fight!  –Kyle Kingsbury

The benefit of not having big muscles is flexibility. Totally worth the feelings of inadequacy at the beach. The paleness doesnt help either –Daniel Downes

Victory feels great!!!!! I would like to thank all my fans, friends and family!! Thank u so much for your support!!!!  –Clay Guida

I won it! Lol Thanks everyone for believing in me! The New Welterweight Ultimate Fighter 13 season Winner! Tony “El Cucuy” Ferguson- XT  –Tony Ferguson

My pride may be hurt but my face isn’t. Not a scratch on me. Getting married in 20 days in counting woot woot #UFC yfrog.com/gzd9rnvj  –Ken Stone

Yo @BasRuttenMMA let’s talk about my body punch on @hdnetfights . Next time I’ll try a liver kick just for you!  –George Roop

UFC 130 – Down & Dirty
3 more days till weigh in. 205 is no longer mission impossible. http://twitpic.com/525zyw –Quinton Jackson

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. I really appreciate it. I am in the best shape of my life. Tomorrow is going to be great!   –Chris Cariaso

Amazing day 🙂 arrived in Vegas, had minimal paperwork to do. Worked out and ready for #UFC130 @ufc. Now having a nice dinner 🙂  –Michael McDonald

Just landed in Vegas. Feels Good to be fighting at the MGM grand again Thank u UFC  –Kendall Grove

My strategy for my @ufc 130. http://twitpic.com/52zvwp  –Miguel Angel Torres

http://lockerz.com/s/104784871 @stefanstruve Is it me or does my friend Stefan Struve get taller and taller? Good luck on ur fight bro!  –Roy Nelson

Thanks for the b-day present @roynelsonmma. I’ve never had one before. See you @ufc130 yfrog.com/hs9hmwfj   –Frank Mir

@Rampage4real show some rampage in the cage this weekend, will be rooting for you! Onyx slamm in the background “let the boys be boys”  –Alistair Overeem

Week of the Fight Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rvT-BeXNnc  –Quinton Jackson

Call Now!
Gonna open up the fan phone tomorrow to get u guy’s thoughts on the @ufc 130 #UFC130 tomorrow.   –Jason High

Call me on my @BoostMobile Fan Phone http://j-lau.com/jg  –Joe Lauzon

Muscle Car Sold Separately
New life-size Dan Hardy action figure… Comes complete with hair styling products, bandana and Elvis costume. twitpic.com/5384m5  –Dan Hardy

Menace II Social Networking  
I need to stop using my twitter & FB for evil #fb   –Mackens Semerzier

A Fighter’s Fear
We leave for Vegas Tuesday. I hope you’re not planning on robbing my apartment while I’m away. RT @mfruehe when do you leave for your fight?  –Daniel Downes

The Next Generation
We had a beautiful baby girl the other day!!!  –Dan Miller
 

 

Apparently Cub Swanson is Hilarious
@clayguida
has a heart of gold! He just donated his entire chest hair to Locks of Love.
#whywouldilie @UFC

I heard the
movie “Thor” was actually based on @BrianStann

I once saw
@CarlosCondit flying triangle a gorilla, that had escaped from the zoo
#whywouldilie

I once saw
@NathanMarquardt rip a guys arms off in practice! Then I was told to relax
cause it happens all the time. #whywouldilie @ufc  –Cub Swanson

Welcome to the 2K Club!
I wonder if
I get to 2000 followers before this weekend I’ll get an upgrade for the Rapture
this weekend #morelegroom

At 2000! I
knew a Rebecca Black reference would get me over the top. Thank you tweens!  –Daniel Downes

With One Click, You Can Help
Everyone
please help these well deserving UFC fighters if u can.its no walk on the beach
out there. God bless u all youtu.be/WtlVX69Sbv4  –Joseph Benavidez

BANG!
When I was
doing amateur kickboxn, id kick opponents in the groin to calm them down. #fact  –Duane Ludwig

POW!
My entire
life I have waited for #ZombieApocalypse. You allowed to hide behind me and my
friends as your nightmare turns into our fantasy.  –Tim Kennedy

CLIP?
I wish I
could extreme coupon but I just don’t have the time these ppl are crazy  –Brian Bowles

It’s Called Ambience!
You know
you’re in the @UFC office when you see bloody canvases just lying around
yfrog.com/h0776rjqj  –Amir Sadollah

Out but not Down
Thanks guys!
I’ll be good, gonna take care of this and I’ll be back to impress. I promise a
war and a KO to my next opponent. You guys rock!  –Bart Palaszewski

Thank you
all. Everyone who has sent messages of support. I truly appreciate it. Nothing
is more disappointing than not getting to compete.  –Mac Danzig

Damacio with the One-Up
@CubSwanson
@DiegoDBaca  I have a wallet made of chupacabra skin! 
–Damacio Page

First Rule of Project Rampage…
Since so
many people r talking about my interviews,if I’m asked stupid questions u will
get a certain interview,others get funny interviews  –Quinton
Jackson

Dogs 101
I thought it
was a good idea to follow my dog into eagle creek today cuz it’s so nice out.
Jumping in was a bad call.  –Patrick Healy

#Why is it
that dogs (maybe not all) prefer water bottles over actual toys?  –Sarah
Kaufman

Always.
WAR
@DiazBrothers209  –Cody McKenzie

Papa Machine
Sleeping
beauty! http://yfrog.com/gz4aswwj  –Mark Hominick

Birthday Bruisers
Thanks for
all the birthday wishes so it’s my turn to give something back; so in about one
hour episode 3 will be online!  –Alistair Overeem

I’m 30!!
Thank you for the happy birthdays!  –Georges St-Pierre

In honor of
@danhardymma‘s birthday, here are some classic cars as modeled by @duanebangcom
http://lockerz.com/s/102340939 –UFC

Good Eye!
Soooo can
ne1 tell me why cartman is dressed like @PhilMrWonderful on southpark this
evening? twitpic.com/4zj3vx  –Dominick Cruz

Unexpected Support
gutted for
chael sonnen, people make mistakes.He paid his dues and should be allowed to
continue with his career. Real shame for the guy.  –Michael Bisping

Ultimate Legend
Did a very
good, fun tv interview at “attack of the show”, about the Ultimate
Royce Gracie new DVD. twitpic.com/4z1rnj  –Royce Gracie

Fighters Riled Up
I gotta stop
knocking people out in the gym!!!!!!  –Jason Young

Watching @ufc unleashed on spike .. Cant wait to fight !  –Josh Grispi

Junior is
the legit #1 Contender in the @UFC for a reason. I am honored he would accept a
fight with me. I will be ready for this fight.  –Shane Carwin

Pain beats
feeling regret any day!!!!! Going for the gold… #FB  –Anthony Pettis