When I got my driver’s license and scored my first real “date” — with a living, breathing member of the opposite sex, mind you — my dad stopped me as I was rushing out the door and gave me the best piece of advice a young man could ever hear.
He said, “Hey Jess, keep it in your pants.”
Now I will gently ask you, perverted mixed martial arts (MMA) fan, to follow suit. Because, as we learned from bantamweight slugger Claudia Gadelha, who gets way too much Brazilian beef in her digital inbox, this is not an isolated incident.
No. 2-ranked flyweight contender, Katlyn Chookagian, recently joined that not-so-illustrious club.
If random dudes could stop sending me snaps of them jerking off and/or porn they are watching that would be great
— Katlyn Chookagian (@blondefighter) May 9, 2019
The 30 year-old “Blonde Fighter” (11-2) is scheduled to make her Octagon return at the upcoming UFC 238 pay-per-view (PPV) event, where she’ll battle fellow 125-pound veteran Joanne Calderwood on June 8, 2019 inside United Center in Chicago, Illinois.
Cheer her, boo her, whatever … just leave your dick out of it.