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Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) held its traditional pre-fight open workouts on Wednesday, designed to drum up interest for the UFC on ESPN 5 fight card this Sat. (Aug. 3, 2019) inside …

UFC Fight Night Covington v Lawler: Open Workouts

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Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) held its traditional pre-fight open workouts on Wednesday, designed to drum up interest for the UFC on ESPN 5 fight card this Sat. (Aug. 3, 2019) inside Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey.

No doubt the six people in attendance left very, very impressed.

Probably because welterweight headliner, Colby Covington, outsourced his fan base to the local Tinder database, affectionately known as the “Queens of Chaos” (tee tee), no doubt a major step up from the typical “Northeast hags” populating the region.

Take that, Bob Arum!

Hopefully Covington has spent as much time on his game plan as he has on his marketing plan. Opponent Robbie Lawler may no longer hold the division strap and is no spring chicken, but he’s also the kind of killer who will take your soul after five-rounds of bloody abuse.

One can hope.

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