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I know Thanksgiving is supposed to be the day we (as Americans) give thanks. I mean it’s right in the freakin’ name! But let’s be honest, today is all about breaking that caloric record you set last year. And if you’re not eating like you’re going to the electric chair, I have no desire to know you.
Weirdo.
In case you’re sick of that Charlie Brown special, don’t care what football game is on, or just don’t feel like eating yourself to death in the company of your annoying relatives, then go ahead and start some trouble in the comments section below.
It is an open thread, after all.
Just please keep it PG-13 so that I don’t get bent over and rammed with the corporate gizzard when I log on tomorrow morning. Before I go, I would like to say that I’m thankful for all our amazing fans. Without you, this site would be as worthless as canned cranberry sauce.
Fresh is better. Fight me.