Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his “one”-of-a-“kind” “perspective” to the completely broken field of plays, counters, prevarications, promoter sneaks, payoffs, problems, punks and patsies that mark the PED parade, the soon-to-be-announced punishments, the new boss not at all like the old boss and still CHRIS WEIDMAN furiously windmilling his arms by the woodpile. Well, that and a primer on steroids, cycles and anti-estrogens, while guessing at precisely how long it takes The Bald One to poach skull crusher MICHAEL PAGE.