Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his “one”-of-a-“kind” “perspective” to not only GLORIA PATTON, a doubter of the worth of KNUCKLE UP, but the finer points of the definitely going to make it/possibly going to break it nature and heart of UFC 200. Who gets Major Tom’d? Who gets LB’d? Who could win by losing and alternatively who could lose by winning: we do the takedown to the breakdown and call a spade a spade in the only way we know how. Hurtfully. And with malice aforethought.