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We truly live in a world where the truth is stranger, and much funnier, than fiction.
For instance, I couldn’t write a line this funny, from Floyd Mayweather. Via MMAJunkie.com:
“I started training already,” Mayweather said. “Not the physical part – endurance, as far as moving around. So far, I’ve started running. …
So… he’s started running. That’s a far cry from training “the MMA”, my man. I’m willing to make a Mayweather-sized bet that, put on the spot, Floyd couldn’t tell you what the letters in MMA stand for.
Does it get better? It gets better.
“I’m thinking about fighting in the MMA, I’ve thought about it. … I started training in Miami. I look forward to fighting probably by the end of the year. We don’t know. Right now it’s a 50-50 (chance), not a hundred percent. But we’ve started training.”
You mean you’ve started running.
However, as ridiculous as this whole scenario is, we have to remember that McGregor boxing Mayweather was pretty nearly as ridiculous, and that actually happened. I wrote maybe fifty articles on it, and you, y’all, the readers, lapped it up. It got millions of clicks, and made hundreds of millions of dollars. It’s no wonder then that UFC welterweight champion Tyron Woodley has offered to train Mayweather for his MMA debut.
“Me and Woodley have spoke to each other on numerous occasions,” Mayweather said. “We talked. We said we’re going to start working out, as far as he’s got a great hand game already. I’m going to be working with different guys in the jiu-jitsu world. My wrestling game, I’m going to be working with guys with the wrestling. My kicking game, I’m going to be working with guys for the kicking game. Before I get in the octagon, I’ve got to be well rounded, all around the board.”
Besides sounding like my dad who is always just about to start an exercise program (sorry Dad), Mayweather sounds like someone who just hasn’t done any of this, ever, and so doesn’t understand how difficult it is going to be. At least McGregor boxed as part of his MMA training. Floyd has never needed to wrestle or learn submissions to be a boxer.
“Fighting is not nothing new for me,” he said. “Fighting barefoot is something new, but fighting is nothing new for me. The thing is this — (say I’m) fighting a guy that has some unbelievable jiu-jitsu skills, unbelievable wrestling skills, but the thing is this: His chances of getting to me, I mean, the percentage of his chances getting to me to lock up with me, he has to come in first. But he may lock up with me, and he may get wrapped up in certain ways. You don’t know how things could play out or how things could happen.
“With MMA, anything can happen. It’s brutal. It’s very, very brutal.”
My favorite part of that above transcript is just how little he says. Perhaps he should check the record on pro boxers getting into the cage with minimal training. But he may be right about the following:
“I know right now I’m the biggest name in MMA,” Mayweather said. “Hands down, I know this. And the second biggest name is Conor McGregor.”
See, there is money to be made here, and Floyd might just decide getting his ass kicked in the gym every single day for half a year, then in a cage in front of paying millions, is worth that sweet sweet cash.
However, despite the fact that this cash will only happen just once against a credible opponent, against exactly one UFC opponent in Conor McGregor, Mayweather is being coy about this all leading up to a McGregor rematch. He says he wants to fight at featherweight instead, perhaps a game to try to force McGregor to fight at a weight it is very draining for him to make.
“I can’t say right now,” Mayweather said. “I can’t really say how things are going to play out. I’m a numbers man. I’m all about the numbers.”
“Conor McGregor, tough, vicious competitor,” he continued. “Of course, just like he feels he got dynamite hands with the 4-ounce gloves on, I feel like I got dynamite power with the 4-ounce gloves on.”
“It’d be hard for me and Conor McGregor to fight, because if I was to fight in the MMA, I would have to fight at 145 (pounds),” Mayweather said. “The weight class I would fight at is 145. … In MMA it would be totally different, because we don’t have no shoes on, and with 4-ounce gloves on, you think I’m fast with 8-ounce gloves on, imagine how fast I’d be with 4-ounce gloves on.”
I can only imagine.
For now.
Insomnia
This is the world’s most amazing sport, hands down bar none.
Well.. this staredown between Dion Staring and Nills van Noord started off fun but then got really, really uncomfortable. #WFLMMA2 #mmathings pic.twitter.com/srezMdsXly
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) March 24, 2018
The Black Beast
This was fun to watch in slow motion
I hope this guy was okay
Jon Jones likes weaponized violence as well as the unarmed kind.
How about you try some REAL self defense training, Jonny Bones?
Wolfman is ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/moPfgEnk1Z
— MEGATON (@BasedDongeezus) March 26, 2018
Truth
I’m not sure this is real, but if so, not cool from the ref, or the fighter who takes a cheap shot. Derrick Lewis, as always, is an Instagram must-follow.
The GOAT, Artem Lobov
Joe Rogan and I both hate-love these. I see them as telling tokens of our world, one where ‘the market’ is just credulous people who will always fall for charlatans because they so badly want to believe.
Anthony Johnson lifting is a scary thing.
Anthony Rumble Johnson is Getting HUGE https://t.co/KcImUWshqr via @YouTube
— Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) March 26, 2018
Joanna Jedrzejczyk getting down
Mood
pic.twitter.com/msxbZQvVrg— Brandon The Truth (@Brandon_Nocaute) March 26, 2018
This spectacular suplex KO was ruled a DQ the next day by what seems to be some very shady ONE FC decision making.
suplex KO !
Xuewen Peng KOs Phat Soda (ONE) pic.twitter.com/bHJvipkd6L— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) November 10, 2017
Here’s what the ONE fearless leader had to say as explanation:
DQ’d for suplexing?
Initially ruled a TKO finish and now the officials at @ONEChampionship have reversed the ruling after careful review. pic.twitter.com/x6ADUzNdy7
— John Hyon Ko (@JHKMMA) March 25, 2018
And here’s why it doesn’t quite make sense…
maybe the suplex rule is new? This was 3 months ago… pic.twitter.com/6Om6eaxaf5
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) March 25, 2018
This DQ was the most unnecessary DQ of all time. He was gifted the win.
Garry Tonon has bars as well as hands
John Danaher recaps what went into Garry Tonon’s superb MMA win this weekend
The event was fun
The hype was real. Catch up on an incredible night of history-making martial arts action right here! #IronWill #Bangkok #MartialArts pic.twitter.com/UHp5255Obg
— ONE Championship (@ONEChampionship) March 25, 2018
Comedian Hannibal Buress sponsored Invicta FC 28, which was by all accounts a bloody and fun event.
Check out #InvictaFC28 tonight. 8pm. Thanks @shanknapp for the opportunity to be a sponsor.
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 24, 2018
Case in point:
BOOM! Big right lands and the finish follows shortly after for Milana Dudieva! #InvictaFC28 pic.twitter.com/EO6sZQmIpR
— UFC Fight Pass (@UFCFightPass) March 25, 2018
Whoa!! #InvictaFC28 pic.twitter.com/qJ2SwLZbEn
— UFC Fight Pass (@UFCFightPass) March 25, 2018
Cory Sandhagen spars with his dog
Leslie Smith explains the goals of Project Spearhead, the fighter-led attempt to organize and figure out if fighters are legally employees, and if so, to form a fighter’s union.
Project Spearhead is not intended to be combative to the @ufc. Unifying the fighters so we can collectively bargain with the UFC will improve conditions, relations and revenue for everyone. Once the fighters’ needs are addressed the fans will benefit from better fights.
— Leslie Smith (@LeslieSmith_GF) March 23, 2018
Slips, Rips, KO Clips
This guy has fantastic knees
The beauty of #NoiriKnees @masaaki_noiri pic.twitter.com/aoaB0hvYdP
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) March 23, 2018
#K1 #NoiriKnees pic.twitter.com/SmNY8k6hbt
— caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) March 25, 2018
Wild sequence indeed. MMA is gloriously unpredictable
wild sequence
André Muniz “Sergipano” submmited Willyanedson Paiva in about 35 seconds
(WOCS) pic.twitter.com/cSMyIpEpPo— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) March 25, 2018
You don’t see this too often
excellent ankle lock by Young Woo Yoo (HEX) pic.twitter.com/encOdp99pK
— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) March 23, 2018
Grappling has so many forms.
Sumo, which is also grappling
Sadanoumi claims the Juryo yusho in a playoff, should be seeing him back in Makuuchi for the May basho pic.twitter.com/bC8ZuCN8CU
— MEGATON (@BasedDongeezus) March 25, 2018
Good Reads
As someone whose whole job is aggregating social media content, I found this an interesting read, even if I disagreed on Darren Till.
Twitter and its potential dumbing and numbing effect on MMA https://t.co/yt47KdeaDR via @jordanbreen pic.twitter.com/jCYOPyRnEm
— Sherdog.com (@sherdogdotcom) March 23, 2018
- Cub Swanson has been thrown into some bizarre matchups in his recent career, but the Edgar rematch might be the strangest. He explains, though, that it came with more money.
- Russian MMA fighters apparently get mixed up in kidnapping and torture sometimes on the side
Random Land
Promethean sacrifice
Agility
Oh yeah. Worth the watch.
Trust me your going to want to see this pic.twitter.com/MANHTvVDjk
— Chiahak (@chiahak) March 23, 2018
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