Midnight Mania! McGregor On Creating ‘Truly Powerful Offspring’

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He might not be doing much media in the lead-up to UFC 229, but Conor McGregor has been active on social media, trolling Khabib Nurmagomedov, announcing the whiskey meant to make him ‘Diddy bread on already Diddy bread’, and releasing closely edited highlight reels of ‘The Notorious’ going HAM on training partners in the gym.

He also took time out of his day over the weekend to give some advice to a fan who wanted to know “what in the hell are you wearin these days”

In response, McGregor proceeded to plug the brands he is wearing lately, which included Prada, Dolce and Gabbana, Burberry, and Versace (Donatella Versace “can do no wrong”), and his own clothing line, August McGregor. He made sure to refer the fan to his style page for more updates and details.

Then he got savage.

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The combination of savage verbal warfare with relentless self-branding perfectly encapsulates the promotional tactics that have made McGregor who he is today- along with, of course, his ability to back it up when locked in the cage. He puts that reputation on the line again on October 6, when he returns from a two-year MMA absence to face terrifying lightweight champion Khabib Nurmagomedov.

He also explained why his sparring partner was wearing tape around his head like a Karate Kid sweatband- to keep his ear (presumably the ear not pictured) from exploding. SBG is currently full of “Gorillas in war zone mode”.

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Insomnia

Drakkar Klose trolls Bobby Green

This technique would work for Hiro Nakamura, or the Flash, or Quicksilver. You probably should disregard it totally.

Slick moves

Terrion Ware has drawn four tough fights and is better than his record indicates. Credit to him for being honest about his strengths and shortcomings.

Everything I ever dreamed of. I don’t know about you.

These are the secret moves you won’t learn in MMA

How did you score GGG-Canelo?

Zlatan!!!!!!

Eryk Anders steps up on short notice to face Thiago Silva, and I’m not convinced we lost anything in the trade out.

How did Oleinik gain height, weight AND reach??

Tito Ortiz, man. I don’t really want to think about the sport-related neurological issues that might cause this, so I’ll just appreciate how funny it is.

We made it into the memes, guys.

The poster for Frankie Edgar vs. Chan Sung Jung is retro and cool.

Because why not?

Everything about this was hilarious to me. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

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Slips, Rips, KO Clips

Petr Yan vs. Jin Soo Son was an absolutely crazy fight.

Speaking of crazy fights, Anderson Silva vs. Michael Bisping was one of the wildest affairs most people never saw.

Thiago Santos, ladies and gentlemen

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