Midnight Mania! The Last Stylebender Just Can’t Figure This Shirt Ripping Thing Out

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Israel Adesanya is a fun character. “The Last Stylebender” is currently undefeated in MMA, and has compiled an impressive kickboxing record of 26-5-2. But he is 0-2 against Reebok tees, even when he brings a scissors to help him out.

✂️ …#anotherone Lol leave me alone, I’m an awkward child Well well…now I’m 0-2 against #Rebok shirts…but tomorrow against man I’ll be 13-0 with 13 KO’s #hulkamaniabrotherrr #ohyoustrongstrong #keepthatsameenergy #nexttimeimusingagun #howhegotpastsecuritywiththescissors #luckytherewasnocavitysearch #thisiswhyinevergetlaid #yourmomstilllovesmethough #whosmansisthis #kickassgetmoney &

A post shared by Israel Adesanya (@stylebender) on Apr 13, 2018 at 8:20pm PDT

Again… this isn’t the first time he’s failed to rip his shirt.

Shirt rip fail #UFC221 #UFCPerth pic.twitter.com/ZZcRwZfZiJ

— Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) February 10, 2018

Hopefully the hot prospect and style icon comes with a better performance tomorrow night.

Insomnia

Michael Bisping has had a fun career

2 years ago filming Triple X The Return of Xander Cage with the amazing @tonyjaaofficial

A post shared by Mikebisping (@mikebisping) on Apr 13, 2018 at 7:14pm PDT

Jose Aldo with his girl

Esse foi feita pro dia do beijo!!

A post shared by josealdojunioroficial (@josealdojunioroficial) on Apr 13, 2018 at 6:05pm PDT

What lessons could McGregor be learning I wonder?

It is only a lesson if you learn from it. I learn every day.

A post shared by Conor McGregor Official (@thenotoriousmma) on Apr 13, 2018 at 5:27pm PDT

Lesson learned

The wheels on the Idea credit: Marco Bucci

A post shared by As Shopped As It Gets (@as_shopped_as_it_gets_) on Apr 13, 2018 at 6:19am PDT

Tom Duquesnoy and his wolf-dog are living their best life

Deux magnifiques journées de randonnée à #Fontainebleau avant d’aller donner stage demain chez mes amis de Normandie au Tréport… merci à mon bro @david_lemaire_traveler pour l’initiation et suivez tous la page de @loulou_the_shiba_inu qui grandit à la vitesse de l’éclair ✌️ Bon week-end à tous • •• ••• •••• ••••• •••••• ••••••• •••••••• #randonnee #thefirekid #france #stage #nature #hiking #decouverte #happy #sport #pursuitofhappiness #louloutheshibainu #vacances #relax #chill #camp #mma

A post shared by Tom “Fire Kid” Duquesnoy (@tomfirekid) on Apr 13, 2018 at 9:55am PDT

Urijah Faber might be a marketing genius.

The Homie @cholofitcreeper….always has my back! #porvidaholmes @ufultimatefitness @teamalphamalemma @mountainlionaviation

A post shared by Urijah Faber (@urijahfaber) on Apr 12, 2018 at 4:14pm PDT

Awesome Robert “Bobby Knuckles” Whittaker art.

Thanks to @matteo_berna_art for this honour #archibaldprize #2018

A post shared by Robert Whittaker (@robwhittakermma) on Apr 12, 2018 at 4:33pm PDT

Angela Hill played her teammate.

#UFCGlendale @Princess_Tiger_ + = pic.twitter.com/ydcZtXNxCj

— Angela Hill (@AngieOverkill) April 13, 2018

International MMA is the weirdest. This is a Combate Americas card.

O_o #CombateEstrellas pic.twitter.com/4q2YD8n5e0

— Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) April 14, 2018

Lulz #CombateEstrellas pic.twitter.com/8MKPhc1kqo

— Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) April 14, 2018

The fights on the card were fun too apparently

Joey Ruquet vs Keith Carson #CombateEstrellas pic.twitter.com/8EGGSVJePM

— Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) April 14, 2018

Okay yeah UFC 225 is stacked

We’re just gonna leave this here… Goodness. #UFC225 pic.twitter.com/NlnUWczOA9

— FloCombat (@FloCombat) April 13, 2018

Slips, Rips, Choke-Out Clips

Michael Chandler crushed Brandon Girtz with this arm-triangle choke

Michael Chandler chokes out Brandon Girtz in the first round, an arm triangle his submission of choice. Surely, a rematch with champion Brent Primus will be rescheduled. #Bellator197 pic.twitter.com/QjiKmHvyvg

— Kyle Johnson (@KidNobuhiko) April 14, 2018

Michael Chandler chokes out Brandon Girtz in Round 1. He nows has the most wins in Bellator history (15), the most stoppage wins (11) and is tied for most submission wins (6). #Bellator197

— Mike Bohn (@MikeBohnMMA) April 14, 2018

Very tight armbar

Bruno Malfacine armbared Rafael Pereira in 1R (Brave) pic.twitter.com/ONawZUNGky

— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) April 14, 2018

Nice slam

Luan Santiago probably broke his arm from a slam
Lucas Martins won BRAVE CF LW Belt pic.twitter.com/1RKFpGsU6Q

— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) April 14, 2018

How to take someone out on skates

Giroux taking out Letang in game 2 tonight #keepyourheadup @Grabaka_Hitman @Bestrafer7 @ZPGIFs @arielhelwani pic.twitter.com/MGoXCJW3gj

— Curtis Cornelsen (@maavin) April 14, 2018

Beautiful rear-naked choke

PRIME Selection 2018 WW Finals winner is Eldar Khashpakov
(def. Makhmud Musalov by 1R RNC) pic.twitter.com/qe26I0TKDD

— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) April 13, 2018

This wrestling highlight is unbelievable.

Almost.

Posted by Vladislav Koulikov on Thursday, April 12, 2018

Random Land

Watch until the end

Perfection pic.twitter.com/liGEKnF1pv

— Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) April 13, 2018

A bad day

welp pic.twitter.com/sFrHSKBXB6

— Jon Jones (@jonjones) April 14, 2018

This is a good day

A cub of the Humpback Whale ran aground on Praia Grande, in Arraial do Cabo, RJ. The rescue team was finally successful and the whale was able to return to the sea. Video by @eurafaelamaral #Destination_wild

A post shared by Destination Wild (@destination_wild) on Apr 12, 2018 at 3:09pm PDT

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