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Conor McGregor REALLY wants a share in the UFC. The thing is, it wouldn’t be difficult at all to give it to him. WME-IMG are already paying him more than any UFC fighter in history. Celebrities, including Mark Wahlberg, already own shares in the company. McGregor is as much a celebrity as he is a fighter. Why, then, is Dana White so against the idea?
I’ve decided to challenge Hollywood actress Mark Walhberg next.
A fight for all the shares!— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 31, 2019
The word ‘idea’ is key. Inherent in the relationship between the UFC and it’s fighters is the underlying, implicit understanding of the way capitalism works. Fighters do the fighting, UFC owners do the profiting. Workers work, owners of capital profit because they own the capital. If you own the thing, you can do what you want with the thing. Never mind that the UFC paid it’s fighters roughly 17 percent of revenue before the ESPN deal (certainly even less now). They own the show. Everyone else is an employee (except not quite, they don’t get a 401K, or the right to collectively bargain via a union). In this sense, the UFC is exactly like the rest of America. This is more and more how the world works: huge monopolistic corporations own the planet, the rest of us just live on it. The era of workers organizing to limit the power of capital ended 40 years ago. If the UFC wants to unilaterally trade away the fighters’ right to wear any sponsor they want in favor of one sponsor that pays a fraction of the amount individual fighters could get, all the fighters sign that contract amendment. That’s how Justin Gaethje made just $4,000 in ‘promotional guidelines compliance pay’ for wearing Reebok gear.
Every single fighter in the company is underpaid relative to the value of the ‘product’, the violence they create in the Octagon. This is especially true in the ESPN era, where the value of the fights they put on is paid for by the hardcore audience that bought an ESPN+ subscription, and the revenue comes mostly from a stable TV deal, and less from individual stars on Pay-Per-View (PPV). The UFC needs the likes of Donald Cerrone, Michelle Waterson, Justin Gaethje, Charles Oliveira, Josh Emmett, and Aljamain Sterling, to fill their TV and streaming slots.
Even the top stars are underpaid, though; perhaps especially the top stars. Floyd Mayweather made a minimum purse of 32 million dollars fighting Andre Berto, a fight that sold between 400,000 and 550,000 PPV buys. By comparison, Conor McGregor made 3 million guaranteed minimum fighting Khabib Nurmagomedov, a fight that sold 2.4 million PPV buys. Sure, McGregor no doubt made a lot more than that with what the UFC considers a generous cut of the PPV sales, but before the fight he estimated that he would make 50 million if the fight sold 3 to 3.5 million buys. It’s safe to estimate he made much less than that with the actual buyrate. For a fight that quintupled the buyrate of Mayweather-Berto, McGregor likely made a comparable amount of money. The reason for the difference? Mayweather owns his own promotion. Without getting into the legal differences between boxing and MMA created by boxing’s Ali Act, that’s the reason Mayweather gets much bigger paychecks.
In short, Dana White realizes that giving any fighters equity in the company threatens to blur this clear line between labor and capital that allows the UFC’s owners to get away with capturing ~85% of the revenue unquestioned. This is just how the world works, naturally, like the divine right of kings. Giving a fighter ownership would threaten to shatter the illusion that anything else is impossible.
Insomnia
This lifetime ban is not an April Fools joke! USADA has no chill.
Here is the press release from USADA pic.twitter.com/QPWTbjWqLL
— Aaron Bronsteter (@aaronbronsteter) April 1, 2019
The gi offers so many possibilities
Insane choke
RETURN TO SENDER
Petr Yan calls out Jimmie Rivera, but if I were Rivera, I wouldn’t want that fight coming off two losses in a row.
UFC offered me a fight against @JimmieRivera135 in his backyard. And he is turning it down! You don’t deserve to be ranked higher than me if you afraid to fight me. I got absolutely no respect to “fighters” like that #wimp
— Petr “No Mercy” Yan (@PetrYanUFC) March 31, 2019
This was the first time Michael Johnson has ever been knocked cold like that, but he’s taking it in stride. It’s criminal Josh Emmett hasn’t gotten a post-fight bonus though.
Great fight and hats off to emmet. I’ve slipped and fell in the game several times, and I’m always back on feet. See ya guys soon.
— Michael Johnson (@FollowTheMenace) March 31, 2019
Ouch. Paul Felder doesn’t care though. He’s got thick skin.
Justin Gaethje’s immediate response on the ESPN+ post-fight show when Paul Felder respectfully put his name in the hat for his next fight: “You don’t want that to happen to you.” #UFCPhiladelphia
— Shaheen Al-Shatti (@shaunalshatti) March 31, 2019
I think… Justin Gaethje might be right. If his wrestling is as good as his pedigree suggests, he just might be the toughest matchup for the Dagestani champion.
Justin Gaethje: “I’m on my way to Khabib and I want to fight him. I think I’m the toughest matchup for him.” #UFCPhiladelphia
— Shaheen Al-Shatti (@shaunalshatti) March 31, 2019
Dan Henderson’s still got jokes in retirement
Anthony Pettis knocking out Stephen Thompson is better when it’s Dark Souls
Wonderboy Vs Showtime: Dark Souls Edition pic.twitter.com/M3nOYlfoL7
— Ray Rod (@rayrod747) March 31, 2019
McGregor congratulated Justin Gaethje
That was well done all the way through.
Congratulations Justin.— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 31, 2019
Amanda Nunes is right, Tatiana Suarez is the top contender if she beats Nina Ansaroff, but the real gem is in the replies, where Ansaroff, who is Nunes’ partner, complains that Nunes can’t get her pregnant.
No no no no sorry, but the real contender fight is @TSPMMA115 vs @NinaAnsaroff @danawhite @ufc
— Amanda Nunes (@Amanda_Leoa) March 31, 2019
Yea, I would be too if @Amanda_Leoa worked properly.
— Nina Ansaroff (@NinaAnsaroff) March 31, 2019
I try very hard ???
— Amanda Nunes (@Amanda_Leoa) March 31, 2019
I’ve decided to challenge Hollywood actress Mark Walhberg next.
A fight for all the shares!— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 31, 2019
Max Holloway is fighting Dustin Poirier this weekend, so just a reminder of what we could be in for:
“He told me he wanted to bang, like mentally, psychologically he gave me that look like “let’s bang bro” so I let ’em bang” pic.twitter.com/h06LwjqLfc
— Scott Bond (@_ScottBond_) May 31, 2017
Random Land
OWNED
Mithridates VI of Pontus was so scared of being poisoned that he consumed small amounts throughout his life in order to develop immunity. When he was captured by the Romans and tried to commit suicide by poisoning himself, he was unable to.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 31, 2019
How about a magic trick? Ever seen an octopus disappear?
Normally this would make me nervous but you can tell this giant cat just wants rubs.
Sleep well, Maniacs! A better tomorrow is always possible. Follow me on Twitter and Facebook @Vorpality