Midnight Mania! Woodley Wants ‘Chaos,’ Just Not Aug. 22

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Tyron Woodley vs. Colby Covington is perhaps the longest running will-they-won’t-they story since The Office ended in 2013. Repeatedly, the two trade insults online, yet scheduling conflicts or injuries or money always keep the two from finally confronting each other head-on in the cage.

This time around, Covington accused Woodley of avoiding a bout with “Chaos” on August 22. It’s no surprise that Covington insulted Woodley in the process, and it’s taken less than a day for Woodley to answer back.

“My answer to whether I would fight Colby is eternally yes,” Woodley told ESPN. “At 96 years old in a nursing home it’s yes! He said no six times and now creates a date that works for him? F— out of here.”

“I literally treated it like every other bluff and told them quit contacting me until this b—- signed a bout agreement,” Woodley said via text. “Never thought he would sign. September/October, I’ll get around to exterminating that roach. Let me call the UFC and see what’s crackin.”

At the moment, the aforementioned UFC event on Aug. 22 is without a headlining fight. As such, there’s a chance UFC will keep Covington on that card and book him against another top Welterweight challenger, rather than build an entirely new main event. It’s also possible UFC convinces Woodley to abbreviate his camp, or Woodley could receive his wish and face Covington a bit later in the year.

Either way, the Welterweight division is hot right now, so these two contenders should be extra motivated to return to the winner’s circle.

Insomnia

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Slips, rips, and KO clips

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Random Land

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Sleep well Maniacs! More martial arts madness is always on the way.