MMA SQUARED: Gorey MMA continues – GSP’s nemesis and one hot mess

An alphabet of MMA curiosities and cautionary tales.

Chris Rini

A is for Andy whose leg snapped in half. Chris Rini

B is for Black Beast whose balls made us laugh. Chris Rini

An alphabet of MMA curiosities and cautionary tales.

Chris Rini
A is for Andy whose leg snapped in half. Chris Rini
B is for Black Beast whose balls made us laugh. Chris Rini
C is for Conor and his meteoric rise. Chris Rini
D is for Diaz who was not surprised. Chris Rini
E is for Edmund, “head movement!” he cried. Chris Rini
F is for Fedor, the Last Emperor of PRIDE Chris Rini
G is for Georges who feared alien invasion. Chris Rini
H is for Holly who shocked Armbar Nation Chris Rini
I is for the Iceman whose chin just gave out. Chris Rini
J is for Joanna whose head started to sprout. Chris Rini
K is for Kimbo the backyard sensation. Chris Rini
L is for Lyoto who drank pee for hydration. Chris Rini
M is for the Matts who gave GSP losses.
N is for Big Nog who fed carrots to buses. Chris Rini
O is for OSP, the Von Preux master. Chris Rini
P is for Perry the Florida Man disaster. Chris Rini

As always, if you are new to this series there is a classic book by Edward Gorey that “tells the tale of 26 children (each representing a letter of the alphabet) and their untimely deaths in rhyming dactylic couplets, accompanied by the author’s distinctive black and white illustrations. It is one of Edward Gorey’s best-known books, and is the most notorious amongst his roughly half-dozen mock alphabets. It has been described as a “sarcastic rebellion against a view of childhood that is sunny, idyllic, and instructive.”

To understand where we are heading take a look at the original book here.

Now in these dark days of both the world and MMA, I thought it would be fun to tell our own dark funny stories, one letter at a time.

Take care of yourself and I’ll talk to you on Monday.

Chris