MMA SQUARED: Which version of Rory MacDonald will headline Bellator’s best card ever?

“The World’s Most Famous Arena” will host a Bellator card, and the most quixotic fighter in the promotion will headline it. Forget about the Canadian Psycho, that’s so 2014.

Chris Rini

I’m hoping for peak-weirdness: …

“The World’s Most Famous Arena” will host a Bellator card, and the most quixotic fighter in the promotion will headline it.

Forget about the Canadian Psycho, that’s so 2014.

MMA Squared, Chris Rini, Rory MacDonald, Bellator 222, Chael Sonnen
Chris Rini

I’m hoping for peak-weirdness: a completely serene and peaceful Rory who blesses the crowd on his way to the cage and then unleashes a fire and brimstone beatdown on his opponent. As they lay unconscious on the mat, he performs last rites and tries to convert Mike Goldberg, who bumbles through a postfight interview.

MMA Squared, Chris Rini, Rory MacDonald, Bellator 222, Chael Sonnen
Chris Rini

I’ll be at Madison Square Garden on press row Friday night, drawing pictures cage side. Follow me on Twitter @RiniMMA to catch a peek.

Enjoy the fights. Take care of yourself and I’ll talk to you next week.

Chris