Pillow-Fisted Pereira KOs Kids For Christmas

Alex Pereira might want to consider a new career in PFL.
Not Professional Fighters League, but rather the Pillow Fight League that was founded in Toronto back in 2004. “Poatan” spent his Christmas Eve laying waste to his party g…



Alex Pereira might want to consider a new career in PFL.

Not Professional Fighters League, but rather the Pillow Fight League that was founded in Toronto back in 2004. “Poatan” spent his Christmas Eve laying waste to his party guests via feathery fabric of doom — which includes a one-hitter quitter against his own son.

Mercy is for the weak!

Pereira, 37, had one of the best championship runs in recent memory, headlining three major UFC pay-per-view (PPV) events in 2024 and scoring brutal knockout finishes in all three contests.

“Poatan” (12-2) is expected to return at some point in early-to-mid 2025 against No. 1-ranked light heavyweight contender Magomed Ankalaev. Or not, depending on how badly Pereira wants to troll the hot-headed Dagestani slugger.

Here’s more from the Brazilian:

As far as ugly Christmas sweaters are concerned, those “CHAMA” tops have to be at or near the top of the list.