I can remember a few weeks back when Joe Rogan said his ass was spontaneously exploding from his transition to the “carnivore diet” and we all laughed and said, “eat some vegetables you loon.”
Who’s laughing now?
The UFC color commentator and longtime comedian reports that his bowels have corrected themselves and that he’s now lost 12 pounds since switching to an all-meat diet, which also helped get rid of his annoying love handles.
“I had a belly,” Rogan said. “A lot of people made fun of me, fat-shamed me. I lost all my fat, I lost the belly, I lost my love handles. I went into this thing thinking this carnivore diet was wacky and probably thought it was nonsense, but this is as good as I’ve felt in a long time and it’s just one month.”
Rogan also claimed his energy levels have stabilized so in honor of his success I’m going to have a second helping of breakfast sausage with my pancakes this morning.
Thanks Joe!