There’s a red under my bed … and there’s a little yellow man in my head.
Sean Strickland is starting to panic.
The mysterious drones that continue to terrorize New Jersey have UFC color commentator Joe Rogan “genuinely concerned.” In addition, President-elect Trump suggests “something strange is going on” and believes the United States government (including the military) “knows what’s happening.”
So too, does Strickland.
“Why are these drones in NJ? Because anywhere else in America that isn’t a f*cking communist anti-gun surveillance state someone would shoot them down,” the former UFC middleweight champion wrote on Twitter. “As of always f*ck our government. ‘Nothing to see here, they’re actually just planes, ignore them.’ Yep.”
I live in New Jersey and have yet to see any mysterious drones flying overhead but I can confirm that Somerset county has been rehearsing for a 200-drone light show that’s scheduled for this weekend. I know that’s not the popular theory for this mass hysteria, but it sure beats dirty bombs and horny aliens.
“President Trump is canceling his own trip to Bedminster because the drones are flying over his property — this tells you all you need to know,” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene added on social media. “President Trump said what I said last week: our government knows what these drones are doing. I called on the Pentagon to tell the truth to the American people. They need to do it. Fast!”
Gentle reminder to armed citizens: don’t open fire on mysterious aircraft unless you want three hots and a cot for Christmas.