Tweets of the Week – 10/21

The Greatest Thing Ever? Yeah.WATCH THIS S**T!!…orDIE!! tinyurl.com/42potfc @SuckerPunchEnt @Alienware @Xbox @Tapout @MusclePharmPres @BattlewareTech @MyBlueGrace  -Pat BarryTUF Guysbeen a hard week, thank god its nearly over! Oh and my dog fina…

The Greatest Thing Ever? Yeah.
WATCH THIS S**T!!…orDIE!! tinyurl.com/42potfc @SuckerPunchEnt @Alienware @Xbox @Tapout @MusclePharmPres @BattlewareTech @MyBlueGrace  –Pat Barry

TUF Guys
been a hard week, thank god its nearly over! Oh and my dog finally flies out here next week,cant wait to see the silly bugger! –Michael Bisping

Just so everyone knows, they edited Michael to look like a nicer guy, if you can believe that. –Jason Mayhem Miller

#TUFTalk who had the best pranks? @DustinPague: Team @Bisping. They put effort into it, but we put effort into winning fights. –UFC

Fighters on Current Events
He got his ass beat but Gadhafi had swag. Yall see how homie dressed? Real talk!!!  –Anthony Johnson

Hiding in a hole with a gold plated gun… Probably not what he was hoping for. #FailedBondVillian –Dan Hardy

KenFlo Problems
Bad news about doing MMA Live tomorrow is 4:30am wake up. Good news is, don’t need to be a specific weight. #FatFloGoingToSleep  –Kenny Florian

Danny Loves Haters
I stay ready… pic.twitter.com/A7EFc3pU  –Danny Castillo
 
Revenge of the Nerds
I’m reading a scientific american magazine while having lunch… Really makes me realize that I am one tough nerd…  –Nick Ring

Philosophy of Miguel Torres
Shake what your mama gave ya.  –Miguel Angel Torres

One Meathead: Well Done
Went tanning; now Im burnt. Sometimes it really sucks being a vanilla face but most of the time….yall know what @BigSexyMcCorkle would say  –Matt Mitrione

Ronda’s Got Jokes
I just spilled hand sanitizer all over my car… I’m confused, does that make my car messier or cleaner?  –Ronda Rousey

Is that your Granny’s Car? Oh, it is?
Check out how I ride in (not very much) style http://t.co/h4pkcCD8   –Daniel Downes
 
UFC 137 News
I just land in NYC and what do I always say!? I have to deal with bad s**t everyday!! GSP is out with an injury!!! #oneofthosedays

It’s GSP’S knee. We will sit Carlos to wait for GSP. It’s looking so far like he could be ready in a couple months. Still early to tell tho

Nick Diaz vs BJ Penn is the main event.  –Dana White

I promise anyone that is planning on watching #ufc137 will see the best me I have ever put forth. Never finished but mo gooder than EVUH. Lets SCRAP –Matt Mitrione

Or Pizza…
Some broad told me nothing tastes as good as being thin feels: I guess they don’t have Ben & Jerrys where she lives  –Forrest Griffin