“I’ve had worse ideas, if that counts for anything.” —Larry Wheels
Any testicular shrinkage Larry Wheels suffered from doing steroids has just been reversed.
That’s because the bodybuilding influencer had the cojones to take an unprotected slap from Power Slap super heavyweight champion “Da Crazy Hawaiian.” In fact, Wheels already had smelling salts on standby in anticipation of his knockout.
“I think there’s no ‘just in case’ I think it’s 100-percent I’m gonna get knocked out,” Wheels said. “This guy is like 400 pounds and he’s the champion of the super heavyweights. I told him, ‘don’t hold back’ so when I get knocked out, hopefully Ryan and some other guys can help me not hit my head on the floor and wake me up right away with [smelling salts].”
Da Crazy Hawaiian — real name Layne “Koa” Viernes — defeated Danie Van Heerden by unanimous decision to retain his title at Power Slap 8 last weekend in Las Vegas, the same event that saw the slap fighting debut of former UFC strawweight Paige VanZant.