("Maybe if I give myself a black eye nobody will notice.")
I gotta be honest, War Machine’s blogs are starting to seem a bit halfhearted these days.
Maybe we need to get someone on the inside a la Michael Scofield to shake things up a bit. Do we have any unemployed members of the Potato Nation in San Diego with eight months to spare who are looking to make a few bucks?
I don’t know if I can stand to read about War’s herpes outbreaks and the number of continuous push-ups he can do for the next eight months, so we would make it worth your while.
Here’s the latest, and arguably the most disinterested prison journal entry to date by the fighter once known as "little Jonny Koppenhaver" after the jump.